Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#2
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It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#5
A little bit yeah. I've got a license to carry if you know what I'm saying. These aren't concealed weapons if you know what I'm saying.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
925 IQ
#6
I'm starting the gym after new years..
>.>
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
Tempoe
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Join date: Oct 2008
2,511 IQ
#7
I generally ignore my guns, but they are pretty to look at
I.O.T.M
I'MA MAKE YOU HURT
Join date: Aug 2008
452 IQ
#8
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
slybacon
Snarky Little Git
Join date: Dec 2009
114 IQ
#10
Well played, TS.


Well Played
WARNING: Signature may not be handwritten
OddOneOut
UG's Essex Girl
Join date: Jan 2005
175 IQ
#11
I lift a lot of these every weekday.
Quote by Renka
OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

helltothee
Idiot
Join date: Nov 2012
55 IQ
#14
Gym three times a week. Best thing for me.

Quote by FryingNemo
I saw Satan one day
He looked kinda gay
The bible hates gays
So Satan I shall slay
Amen.
Stugg334
Bristolian
Join date: May 2009
368 IQ
#15
Do I even lift
Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
2,923 IQ
#16
Good thread man. Genuinely laughed when I hovered.
dc13
Registered User
Join date: May 2010
92 IQ
#22
I stay in shape by lifting my swag.
JimmyBanks6
Cant Steal Ma Santa Hat
Join date: Jan 2009
2,894 IQ
#23
gym 5days/week
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
AmalgamOfMeat
Naw
Join date: Jan 2012
80 IQ
#27
I don't keep my guns all bulging and impressive on purpose. I have to lift furniture all day at work.
JimmyBanks6
Cant Steal Ma Santa Hat
Join date: Jan 2009
2,894 IQ
#28
Quote by flame843
I do pushups. Works the triceps and the pecs...although I ought to do focused bicep and tricep and back exercises as well, probably.
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FTFY
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wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


Quote by jimmyled
jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
Quote by dyingLeper
jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
eli7121
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Join date: Nov 2008
174 IQ
#29
Quote by JimmyBanks6
FTFY

This. Legs too.
And yeah I do lift.
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ZOSO <(")
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2011
758 IQ
#31
Quote by flame843
I do pushups. Works the biceps and the pecs...although I ought to do tricep exercises as well, probably.

Also when I am giving handjobs to strangers for money i frequently switch arms to balance muscle growth and provide them with full satisfaction.