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Amuro Jay
JOHNNY STOCK
Join date: Apr 2006
8,210 IQ
#1
I had an idea. A late idea, but an idea nonetheless.

Let's do something nice for each other. The idea is we buy random gifts and send them out to other UGers, getting a random gift in return.

RULES
  • NO TROLL GIFTS ie, nothing sexual, offensive, or anything that will cause embarrassment to the recipient or raise eyebrows at the dinner table. Keep it G rated, seriously. Not too hard.
  • Don't spend more than $15 (pre-shipping)
  • Serious commitments only
  • Active community members only (no gold diggers, please)
  • Keep up with your PMs via profiles (seriously, we want this shit to work)
  • EDIT: lol nvm anyone can play


If you break any of these rules, I will ban the shit out of you. Like, I may even permaban you.

So here's how it's gonna work. If you want to participate, say so in this thread and send me a PM with your name/address. When I close this thread tonight, I will reply to everyone who entered with the name/address of a different UGer.

Or heck, I may not give the name at all, since a lot of us already know each others names. Is it legal to put "secret santa" as the recipient of a package? Someone fill me in.

Anyway. You'll probably want to order by tomorrow at the latest because holiday shipping is a pain in the ass.

Remember, don't abuse this. If someone gets a dildo sent to them, I'll know who sent it, and I'll permaban whoever did it. If you receive a gift but don't send one, you'll probably get permabanned too.

inb4 "this is stupid and will never work who gives out their address online anyway". Guys do trades all the time in the classifieds section, I've done it myself a few times. It's no big deal.

How successful this is will be determined by how well participation is. I'll call it off if the whole day goes by and there's only like, two or three people. That kills the mystery of it.

Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything stupid with your information either.

Sign ups:
  • theguitarist (someone's getting a gift from a supermod )
  • eGraham
  • whoomit
  • due 07
  • TunerAddict
  • Telecaster7
  • strait jacket
  • daytripper75


ORDERS MUST BE PLACED BY DEC. 20TH CST

sign ups close tomorrow night.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#2
I don't have money, but I'll send all of the hot girls on UG some PG13 pictures of me.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
Metallicaxp
Floating through time
Join date: Aug 2007
184 IQ
#4
I'd do this if:
-I was not Canadian
-Motivated
-Had money
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


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shattamakar
Clitigator
Join date: Jul 2008
788 IQ
#5
Are butt-sculptures permissible?
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Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#7
I think this should be the

"jay buys everyone on ug Pizza for xmas thread!"


It's over simplified, So what!

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FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
96 IQ
#8
The mlp thread had this idea last week >_>

And I would jay, but I`m broke
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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#10
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
The mlp thread had this idea last week >_>


You'll probably just buy each other pony stuff though.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
TheTee56
UG'S Banana Saviour
Join date: Feb 2011
785 IQ
#11
This will be the end of you JetFuel.
You have until Christmas to save yourself, otherwise..
Creon's fate awaits your yellowness.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#13
Quote by jetfuel495
do you know how expensive shipping from Finland to America is? Last time I ordered from Finland I was charged like, $30 in shipping


What did you buy from Finland? I'm guessing it was a Finish gundam.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#14
Well, isn't that just wonderful. The depressive, cancerous Canadian would be glad to spend an outrageous amount of money on a gift for a random UGer, but nooo.
sam b
64066
Join date: Nov 2003
7,952 IQ
#16
Quote by theogonia777
What did you buy from Finland? I'm guessing it was a Finish gundam.

My guess is something Insomnium related
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#18
I already owe one of you fools a birthday present, so I'll throw a Christmas present in on top of that and call it a day.


Solid idea though, Jay.
Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#19
Quote by Telecaster7
But I want presents too



HEY MAN, So like, we're both in perth!


I don't have any money though... But like... I could call the pizza place to go to your house. you'd have to pay still, But You wouldn't have to bother yourself with making a phone call
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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Amuro Jay
JOHNNY STOCK
Join date: Apr 2006
8,210 IQ
#20
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Well, isn't that just wonderful. The depressive, cancerous Canadian would be glad to spend an outrageous amount of money on a gift for a random UGer, but nooo.
If any of you foreigners want presents, you can work it out among yourselves
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My guess is something Insomnium related
bingo
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#21
Well maybe I was going to buy you a gundam. I guess I'll just spend it on drugs.
Telecaster7
Call me Leon
Join date: Aug 2007
1,439 IQ
#22
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
HEY MAN, So like, we're both in perth!


I don't have any money though... But like... I could call the pizza place to go to your house. you'd have to pay still, But You wouldn't have to bother yourself with making a phone call


I usually order on my phone and pay by card, so I could actually buy you a pizza
On another note, I was disgusted at how early pizza places close on Tuesday nights. I wanted midnight pizza, dammit.


If anyone who is actually doing this needs a suggestion, I have just the thing:

FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
96 IQ
#23
Maybe just pair people up by county?
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet

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blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#24
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Well maybe I was going to buy you a gundam. I guess I'll just spend it on drugs.



send drugz 2 me pls


Scruff McGruff
Chicago, Illinois
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Amuro Jay
JOHNNY STOCK
Join date: Apr 2006
8,210 IQ
#25
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Well maybe I was going to buy you a gundam. I guess I'll just spend it on drugs.
Joke's on you, I don't accept gifts from anyone!
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
Maybe just pair people up by county?
I don't see why not. Like if two users are in the same country and wish to exchange gifts, they can be paired up. But that'd take away the secretive part
Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#26
I think telecaster7 wants a mariachi band
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
sam b
64066
Join date: Nov 2003
7,952 IQ
#27
Quote by jetfuel495
Joke's on you, I don't accept gifts from anyone!

ffs, have to cancel my Insomnium buttplug order now
Banjocal
UG's only only
Join date: Sep 2009
1,174 IQ
#28
Quote by jetfuel495
But that'd take away the secretive part

**** it, any UKers in here? I'll buy you a little something if you have an amazon wishlist.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#31
That's a good idea, but I'm having a tough enough time buying presents for people I know.
theguitarist
I closed your thread.
Join date: Sep 2003
1,293 IQ
#32
Quote by jetfuel495

  • NO TROLL GIFTS ie, nothing sexual, offensive, or anything that will cause embarrassment to the recipient or raise eyebrows at the dinner table. Keep it G rated, seriously. Not too hard.




damn, that's my whole game.

also, in regards to the intl shipping thing you do know you can just go on their local amazon/etc and order from there, right?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
LeakyFlask
onaarq
Join date: Feb 2011
674 IQ
#34
Quote by theguitarist
damn, that's my whole game.

also, in regards to the intl shipping thing you do know you can just go on their local amazon/etc and order from there, right?



This is so ridiculously obvious.

How could no one have thought of this?

Was the idea to buy a gift, have it shipped to you, and then send it across the Atlantic?

REGGIE
FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
96 IQ
#35
I like the name change
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet

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theguitarist
I closed your thread.
Join date: Sep 2003
1,293 IQ
#37
lol. I'm in. already spent way too much on xmas already but what the heck, £5-£10 is nothing compared to the ~£150 I've spent on each family member.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#38
edited to say something else entirely

edited again to say, "Sign me up, Jay-Bray!"

I don't know what I was thinking.
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Last edited by eGraham at Dec 17, 2012,
Shredoftheday
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Join date: Sep 2008
1,135 IQ
#40
I would do this Jay but I'm already sending cards to the guys that gave me their details in AT and Ichi.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
HEY MAN, So like, we're both in perth!


I don't have any money though... But like... I could call the pizza place to go to your house. you'd have to pay still, But You wouldn't have to bother yourself with making a phone call

Obscene I could buy you the tenntecle USB if you wanted
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