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Obsceneairwaves
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#1
Australia has been ranked second best place to be born; Behind Switzerland... But let's be honest. Australia really won

Source


Not that I'm a sore winner or anything...

But

It's over simplified, So what!

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I dislike how they did Britain as Britain. That's Wales and Scotland bringing us down. No one wants to be born Scottish or Welsh.
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#5
*looks at source URL*

http://au.news.yahoo.com/

No wonder Australia did well.
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#7
We're always 8th or 9th in like, any list of best places to live.
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#8
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Australia started off as a prison for the Brits. You are all the descendants of criminals.



and whores
You can't forget the whores


lovely... lovely whores
It's over simplified, So what!

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#9
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I dislike how they did Britain as Britain. That's Wales and Scotland bringing us down. No one wants to be born Scottish or Welsh.

Low man, low ;_;
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#10
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
and whores
You can't forget the whores


lovely... lovely whores

That might explain why Australian women are generally more attractive. Actually, come to think of it, Australia isn't so bad.
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#11
Doesn't surprise me that no-one at all wants to be born in northern ireland lol
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my convict blood was diluted by the irish about 3 generations ago on my dads side. Now, comparatively, we're all respectable and shit
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Wow i am surprised that the US is in 16th, I would of thought it would of been on the top 3
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#14
Australia was the only country to release Tiny Tim's 1980 album Chameleon on vinyl. So I agree.
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Wow i am surprised that the US is in 16th, I would of thought it would of been on the top 3


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Obsceneairwaves
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#17
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Wow i am surprised that the US is in 16th, I would of thought it would of been on the top 3



If it was based on size of the military(and average citizen), no doubt
It's over simplified, So what!

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#18
Haha even Belgium is above the US. That should be a wake-up call.

And Dutchies in 8th place, I'm pleased.
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Wow i am surprised that the US is in 16th, I would of thought it would of been on the top 3

I was actually worried we`d be lower.
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#20
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Wow i am surprised that the US is in 16th, I would of thought it would of been on the top 3





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#21
It's alright, I guess
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#22
[spoiler="I feel whoever compiled this list overlooked one very important fact about Australia...
"]The people there are Australians.
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#23
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#24
[spoiler="I feel whoever compiled this list overlooked one very important fact about Australia...
"]The people there are Australians. If only they'd have known,Australia would have surely beaten Switzerland


I agree


It's over simplified, So what!

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#25
G'day mates I don't mean too boast or anything but oh **** a spider I'm dead.
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#26
lol iceland isnt even on the list

i guess it wouldnt be fair to the other countries
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#27
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
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lovely... lovely whores


We got a few left here. Can we send them down still?
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#28
Seems like a nice enough place, I would certainly love to visit and check out the great barrier reef (while it still exists). Too bad there's so many poisonous animals over there.
Seriously watch one of those "10 deadliest snakes/scorpions/spiders/etc" and like 7/10 of the animals are always from Australia. What the heck went down during the evolution of the animals in Australia that made so many of them venomous?
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#29
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I agree




I'm glad that you agree that Australians are statistically the worst people ever.
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Obsceneairwaves
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#31
Quote by theogonia777
I'm glad that you agree that Australians are statistically the worst people ever.



that is not what I agreed to

and shut up
It's over simplified, So what!

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#32
I suppose they didn't base this on living in Perth then. Btw I never clicked the link becuase I'm too lazy.
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#33
It's alright, I guess

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#34
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#35
Quote by LightxGrenade
Seems like a nice enough place, I would certainly love to visit and check out the great barrier reef (while it still exists). Too bad there's so many poisonous animals over there.
Seriously watch one of those "10 deadliest snakes/scorpions/spiders/etc" and like 7/10 of the animals are always from Australia. What the heck went down during the evolution of the animals in Australia that made so many of them venomous?


Kookaburras work it out for us.
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It's alright, I guess


It's more like "oh **** a spider I'll kill it because I'm not a girly Englishman.

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#38
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
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Yes! I live in the country of the whores! YES!!!!!
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#40
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that is not what I agreed to

and shut up


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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.