Poll: Which one?
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View poll results: Which one?
A
64 33%
B
52 27%
C
65 33%
None of the above.
15 8%
Voters: 196.
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Trizek
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#1


Above are three women. You can only choose one of them to be with. Each has their own flaws and personality. Choose wisely.

Edit: C was nipping a bit too much so I had to censor it.

Edit again: I changed it to Joshua Garcia's since his censor was better.
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Last edited by Trizek at Jan 13, 2013,
rockingamer2
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#3
B

My type of girl. She's a red head too, oh sweet jesus...
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WCPhils
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#4
I see nips


A is hawt!
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WCPhils
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#8
I'll be honest. I stopped reading B when I got to vegetarian, lol
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
garden of grey
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#9
Obviously C, A learned her moves by getting trains ran on her and isn't going to stop.

A handle of alcohol + molly + A is nice but you don't get with or marry a cum dumpster.
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#10
All of the above. At the same time.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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garden of grey
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#14
Quote by jetfuel495
also crop that picture to get them nips out of there that's so blatant


Srs?

My teachers have pointier nips than that.
rockingamer2
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#17
It's also quite a coincidence how much of a physical resemblance girl B has to a girl I had a thing for IRL. Even down to the slight gap between her two front teeth. 0.o
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AeroRocker
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#18
They all sound terrible. But I gave up on A at "high school" and gave up on B at "art major," so I guess it's C.
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#19
A. But C as nice nipples.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
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and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Joshua Garcia
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#21
Quote by WCPhils
I'll be honest. I stopped reading B when I got to vegetarian, lol

Pretty much this.

I dunno. I guess A. But its not like she has to be addicted to sex. That just sounds kinda like a pervy relationship. I think a neutral balance would work best.

Also, I guess it's okay that you can clearly see C's nips...?

Edit: that's just based on the options. I probably should have picked none of the above.
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Trizek
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#23
Quote by jetfuel495
also crop that picture to get them nips out of there that's so blatant


Sorry I didn't really notice.
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StewieSwan
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#24
I voted B before reading.


Then I read...


Still going with B.


A is a party girl. No thanks.
C is bland and boring.
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FireFromTheVoid
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#25
I think I`m to laid back for any of them really, but A or C seem best, I don`t want to be getting into fights all the time.
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#26
A, because she's the one I am most physically attracted to, and she has the best personality.
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VillainousLatin
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#27
I chose A. I mean, B is a redhead so that gives her points but seems too finicky and plastic, so not her. C would be fine but considering the self esteem issues, and the fact that is says she will get depressed if she doesn't get enough attention is kinda not worth it. A seems to have the least downsides.

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I'll be honest. I stopped reading B when I got to vegetarian, lol


I did the same
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Obsceneairwaves
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#28
they're all really pretty

I didn't read that shit though


If I could get any of them I'd be happy
It's over simplified, So what!

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StewieSwan
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#29
Quote by VillainousLatin
A seems to have the least downsides.



Except 'must have sex often' and 'gets drunk frequently' are rarely a good combo if you catch my drift.
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#31
Quote by StewieSwan
Except 'must have sex often' and 'gets drunk frequently' are rarely a good combo if you catch my drift.


Oh.... well... yeah, didn't think of that.

^ok yeah, I don't know, these things confuse me.
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#35
Voted B, changed my mind to C for them tig ol bitties
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#36
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actually A looks a bit like my sister so her

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#37
A: Probably has an STD and ravaged vagina
B: Obvious lesbian
C: Will cheat on you hardcore


D: Abstinence
Joshua Garcia
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#38
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
they're all really pretty

I didn't read that shit though


If I could get any of them I'd be happy

tl;dr:

A.) Super horny. Not too bright.
B.) Super smart. Slightly strict.
C.) Pretty average. Slightly emotional, I think.
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#39
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C is into whatever you're into. She's the only girl you'll meet who's into flutes as much as you are. Your best bet right there.



I've never even dated another musician before. At least not anyone that did music beyond playing clarinet in middle school band. Not a big deal


And I'll have you know I like a lot more than just flutes


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#40
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A: Probably has an STD and ravaged vagina
B: Obvious lesbian
C: Will cheat on you hardcore


D: Abstinence

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