Poll: Midget, yes or no?
Poll Options
View poll results: Midget, yes or no?
Hell yeah!
40 34%
No thank you.
76 66%
Voters: 116.
Page 1 of 2
ErikLensherr
UnBanned
Join date: Jul 2011
10 IQ
#1
I've personally only ever seen one that I found attractive.

On the plus side, you'd probably feel huge.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by EndTheRapture51
fifth harmony defense force assemble
Joshua Garcia
An actual big boy
Join date: Jun 2009
4,730 IQ
#4
Well, I once had an attraction to a smaller girl if that counts. So yeah, I guess.

Edit: Oh wait. Are we talking about midgets? Oh hewl nah. Change my vote.
Well, I guess if I got to know her and liked her enough maybe.
Quote by imspazzen
i'm horny af for Marge Simpson right about now
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jan 16, 2013,
Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
21 IQ
#5
I watched a movie recently and I can't remember what it was called, But basically...


This guy saw a midget in some porn and fell in love with her, So he convinced his best friend who was getting married that he needed a stag party in some other town(where the midget lived). During this he put huge stress on his relationship with his best friend, and his best friends relationship with his wife.


all to get with a midget

It's a pretty shitty synopsis but It's been a while
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
skylerjames13
Dude
Join date: Jan 2009
60 IQ
#7
sure, why not
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
MasterExploder0
ex-parrot
Join date: Oct 2008
30 IQ
#8
My girlfriend is 5'
Neverender:SSTB 4/19


Goddamn this cursed iron fist. When I lose control!


[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']You, sir, win epically.
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
113 IQ
#9
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I don't think I could do that without feeling like a pedophile so I would be thrilled, yes.





my answer is similar to this, but without being thrilled
i miss the old kanye
IMABBALLPLAYER
doesnt really play bball
Join date: Nov 2006
60 IQ
#10
I guess I'm the only one who wouldn't. They aren't attractive to me at all.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
Mudmen190
Galactic Bounthunterrrrrr
Join date: Aug 2005
10 IQ
#14
Ok..... I was the only one who said no for quite a while there.... Felt like quite the dick.
StewieSwan
Sociopath
Join date: Feb 2009
130 IQ
#15
As long as she's not one of the strange looking ones. I've fapped to this one little woman multiple times.
Put me in your top friends
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
240 IQ
#17
Probably not, but you never know. I wouldn't do a committed relationship though, they have short life spans
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
Blackbullet
Moderately neat-o
Join date: Feb 2004
30 IQ
#20
Dunno, she would have to be pretty hot.
PSN: Shibuib
Steam: Drag_on88rr@hotmail.com
add me

Elvis Presley aint got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock and roll.

日本語をシグに入れるのは馬鹿やキザ野郎のする事だぜ。
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#21
Quote by MasterExploder0
My girlfriend is 5'

As is mine. She's 1 inch shy of legally being a midget. She has a great body though.

Edit:
My gf's not really what most people think of as a little person. Yes, she's short, but her bodily proportions are normal. Also, I'm 5'9", and I've no issues hugging her or kissing her.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, to me, a "little person" has dwarfism, and my girl clearly does NOT.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jan 16, 2013,
bloodtrocuted93
UG's Crack*****
Join date: Dec 2008
10 IQ
#22
Honestly, nahhh. Just not feeling it. I value personality way more looks, but there's gotta be some attraction for me, and I'm simply not attracted to that.
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
90 IQ
#23
Maybe.


I want to say yes because of the whole equality and what not, but that doesn't define real attraction. At the same time, I've never really seen a "little person" that I'm attracted to (well, define little person ), but that doesn't mean that there are no attractive little people, just that I have yet to observe any.

Also, I'd kind of tend to avoid that because to other people, my size might make me look like I'm the more powerful, or dominant voice, or even abusive to a certain extent. But by that logic every partner I have should be physically capable of overpowering me, not for any reason other than my fear of being tyrannical or something.

So in conclusion, I probably wouldn't date a little person because...I'm insecure?

Wow, I have to change some things about my life
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Ali priori / Ali posteriori

Quote by EndTheRapture51
I am sick of [Ali] coming into every thread and calling someone a straight white male "haha LOOK at this STRAIGHT WHITE MALE saying THESE THINGS oh my GOODNESS"

every. single. time.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jan 16, 2013,
ErikLensherr
UnBanned
Join date: Jul 2011
10 IQ
#24
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Probably not, but you never know. I wouldn't do a committed relationship though, they have short life spans

Not if they've got the one ring. Bilbo lived for over a hundred years.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by EndTheRapture51
fifth harmony defense force assemble
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#25
^
Try being more assertive as a man. Not "Me man, woman get me food" assertive, but assertive in your confidence as yourself and as a man.
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
90 IQ
#26
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
^
Try being more assertive as a man. Not "Me man, woman get me food" assertive, but assertive in your confidence as yourself and as a man.

But it's odd, because in this instance I'm insecure about being assertive (well, actually, other people's perception of my assertiveness). I think my ego would explode if I were assertive about my assertiveness.


...


So, um, anyone know the number of a good therapist?
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Ali priori / Ali posteriori

Quote by EndTheRapture51
I am sick of [Ali] coming into every thread and calling someone a straight white male "haha LOOK at this STRAIGHT WHITE MALE saying THESE THINGS oh my GOODNESS"

every. single. time.
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#31
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
But it's odd, because in this instance I'm insecure about being assertive (well, actually, other people's perception of my assertiveness). I think my ego would explode if I were assertive about my assertiveness.

Solution: Stop caring about the bolded part. What other people think of you is worthless to you.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
20 IQ
#32
Nope
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
sideslick
Teenage Accident
Join date: Jun 2012
50 IQ
#34
I'm 6'8".

People ask me so often that it has become the first thing I say when I take the stage.

"I am 6'8" and I do not play basketball."

Every girl is a little person to me.

My first GF was 6'3", though. She is the exception.

---

Really though, there is this girl who is 5'2" at my school. I am a foot and a half taller than her.

She is stupid-hot, in that kind of alternative-rocker kind of way. She is so amazingly proportioned (EVERYTHING is in the right place, with what looks like a C-cup.)... It's almost scary.

Purple-flannels, lowcut (straps visible) hard-rock/metal-shirts, beanie-caps, neon skinny jeans, only other person in my (easy-A for me) high school guitar class who plays an electric guitar, lazy/slouched-posture when standing, funny poses when sitting.

We are into the same kind of music, and she is undeniable cute. We've been friends for 1-2 years now, but I've secretly had a crush on her since the moment I saw her.

It sucks for me that she appears to be a lesbian... I can only hope that she is bi, if things don't work out with her and her girlfriend...
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
man, I'm so sad I made this thread now after seeing those shake shack burgers. I would buy an extra just to fuck it while I eat its siblings. then i'd eat that one too.


I am so sorry for my mother's "escapades"...
willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
211 IQ
#35
I can tell just from that post that she wouldn't get with you even if she were straight.
Skynyrd890
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2007
139 IQ
#38
"Getting with" is all about being attracted to another person...

I've yet to see a little person that's attractive to me.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
durhamdynamo
Spaceologist
Join date: Dec 2008
10 IQ
#40
Quote by ChucklesMginty
How do you mean little?

I don't think I could get with anyone under 5ft. I'd feel like a pedo.


I got with a girl who was 4'11. But I'm only 5'8 so there's not too much difference.

On the plus side, she was a D cup, so the difference in height had fantastic lecherous qualities for me.
________ A
________C
________E
________!
Page 1 of 2