LeakyFlask
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Join date: Feb 2011
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#1
Alright pit, I feel the need to share this with you, because I'm quite confused at the moment.

Last night while browsing the web and attempting to get some schoolwork done I noticed my computer started to get a bit noisy. I mean, it's always noisy, but this was something else, like a ringing tone that was rising and lowering in pitch regularly. Quite annoying and hard to ignore, but it was very late and so I took myself off to bed.

When I got up this morning I turned the computer on again and noticed that the ringing noise was still there, so I decided to actually check it out and see if there was anything I could do about it. I removed the hood of the chassis and listened in close and it sounded like the noise came from the graphics card.

So I turned off the computer, pulled out the power cable and put on my anti-static wristband. I sprayed the insides of the computer with some dust-off, and then I took out the graphics card. Then I noticed the origin of the noise. Something was tanged up in the blades of the GPU fan.


It was a pube.


How did this happen?
REGGIE
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#2
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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metacarpi
Too old for this ****
Join date: Aug 2007
894 IQ
#3
1) Excessive, aggressive masturbation resulting in pubes flying everywhere.
2) Air cooling fans suck air through the computer.
3) Hazy cloud of pubes gets pulled into the PC.

Voila.
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Mister.Y
something something
Join date: Mar 2005
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#4
Don't pretend you don't know.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
JackalUK
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2006
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#5
Computers circulate air by drawing it in from the front and expelling from the rear. Anything drawn in from the front has a chance to get stuck as it passes through. Basically you touch yourself at night, legitimately. Stop wanking over your computer.
LeakyFlask
onaarq
Join date: Feb 2011
674 IQ
#6
But it's been a while since I had a wank at the computer, and when I do, I tend to not button up completely.
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Neo Evil11
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#7
You should wax.
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Obsceneairwaves
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Join date: Sep 2011
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#8
It looks like you took cybersex to a whole new level
It's over simplified, So what!

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metacarpi
Too old for this ****
Join date: Aug 2007
894 IQ
#9
Quote by LeakyFlask
But it's been a while since I had a wank at the computer, and when I do, I tend to not button up completely.


So your mum uses the computer to schlick, and she does it with as much agression as you do.

Same result.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
Duce180
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Join date: Feb 2008
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#11
As were on the topic of laptop issues... my moniter wouldn't turn on the other day, so I did a power restart by taking out my battery and holding the start button for 30 seconds. That did the trick. But im wondering if this problem is something that will return, maybe my battery is going bad and need to replace it?, im hoping its not an internal issue with the monitor.
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#12
Quote by Telecaster7
I once pulled a pube out of the gap between the screen and the casing of my old iPod touch. In there pretty deep too.

iCurly.
coco-loco
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Join date: Sep 2009
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#13
Your computer is a hookerbot. Don't deny what you've been using it for TS.
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Join date: Mar 2011
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#14
The video card is the computer's crotch area, you pervert.
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LeakyFlask
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Join date: Feb 2011
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#15
Quote by metacarpi
So your mum uses the computer to schlick, and she does it with as much agression as you do.

Same result.

In my room?

When I'm sleeping?
REGGIE
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#17
Totally possible. wasn't it Prophet to Jables' mother who shat on the floor while he was out?

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In my room?

When I'm sleeping?
Silverburst
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Join date: Oct 2009
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#18
Quote by Duce180
As were on the topic of laptop issues... my moniter wouldn't turn on the other day, so I did a power restart by taking out my battery and holding the start button for 30 seconds. That did the trick. But im wondering if this problem is something that will return, maybe my battery is going bad and need to replace it?, im hoping its not an internal issue with the monitor.

Well unless there was a pube in it, we can't help you...
JeanMi36
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Join date: Dec 2007
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#20
Dude, a graphics card fan IS NOT a vagina.
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