Poll: Ass hair
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View poll results: Ass hair
I have a bald ass
5 3%
Let it grow, let it grow
121 79%
Shave it
21 14%
Wax it
1 1%
Laser it
6 4%
Voters: 154.
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StopReadingThis
Mr. Waaayyyyne
Join date: Sep 2007
811 IQ
#1
So, just curious, how does the pit handle their ass hair?
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
lushacrous
drunkacrous
Join date: Sep 2007
190 IQ
#2
Any course of action is just playing with fire
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
padgea7x
I'll wank you, you dick.
Join date: Jun 2008
1,091 IQ
#4
I had a mental breakdown and cut myself in half.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#6
I could care for orphaned sparrows in mine.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,496 IQ
#7
Since when do humans have ass hair?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
JustRooster
Internet Bully
Join date: Jan 2005
7,165 IQ
#9
Quote by Neo Evil11
Since when do humans have ass hair?



GREAT POINT, EVOLUTION IS A LIE

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound

Last edited by JustRooster at Feb 2, 2013,
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,714 IQ
#11
Unless you're doing no-no things to it, no one needs to know. And for that matter, no one should know other than you.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#12
Anything you do to fix it will simply not be with the inevitable horrors.
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
MetallicSka
Back From The Dead
Join date: Oct 2010
787 IQ
#13
Quote by lushacrous
Any course of action is just playing with fire


This, it's a minefield down there
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

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shredder3386
Lord of the Strings
Join date: Mar 2009
643 IQ
#15
While a shaving to get clean asshole would probably save me $180 on toilet paper a week, the negative effects wouldn't be worth it.
What gives me wood:

Gibson Les Paul Custom
Ibanez S5470F
Ibanez RGD2127fx
Schecter Hellraiser C-7 FR
Axe FX II
Mackie HD1221
fatgleeson
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2011
563 IQ
#17
I dont touch the ass hair but I take care of the testicular fuzz whenever it gets out of hand. Just did it earlier, my balls are smooth as eggs right now
Nietsche
Registered Hoover
Join date: May 2009
386 IQ
#18
I'll be the first to stand up and say I shave it. I don't like body hair in general and having it clump up was just disgusting. Haven't experienced any negative side effects.
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LeakyFlask
onaarq
Join date: Feb 2011
674 IQ
#19
I've been on and off about making an ass hair thread for several weeks now, thank you TS for saving me the trouble. I haven't had much time what with all the ass wiping I do.
REGGIE
byob_soad2
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Join date: Apr 2007
492 IQ
#20
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Anything you do to fix it will simply not be with the inevitable horrors.

this is why I don't do much about it

ugh I hate it. but getting rid of it would be hard to do and keep it that way
raoooos
gaffer
Join date: May 2010
291 IQ
#22
i have a lot but doing anything about it takes effort. so i leave it.
shavorules42
UG Board King
Join date: Sep 2008
697 IQ
#23
My ex-girlfriend had a hairy asshole.
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#24
Quote by fatgleeson
I dont touch the ass hair but I take care of the testicular fuzz whenever it gets out of hand. Just did it earlier, my balls are smooth as eggs right now


Spoiler: If you or your girlfriend likes you without any pubic hair then you/your girlfriend is a paedophile.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
StopReadingThis
Mr. Waaayyyyne
Join date: Sep 2007
811 IQ
#26
Well I'm a hairy ass dude, so I decided to take action. I used an electric razor


So far, no negative effects, but I'll keep you guys posted
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
Nero Galon
Alright, Alright, Alright
Join date: May 2012
2,466 IQ
#29
Quote by shavorules42
My ex-girlfriend had a hairy asshole.


And that answers what I was going to ask...
fatgleeson
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2011
563 IQ
#31
Quote by shavorules42
My ex-girlfriend had a hairy asshole.


Mine too. I was too shy to say anything. Plus I was on a roll that day so I didn't want to mess it up
Dynamight
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2008
2,701 IQ
#33
I have not tried it myself, but laser removal sounds like a good solution.
The more you say 'epic' the less it means.
fatgleeson
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2011
563 IQ
#34
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Lol you guys need to check if they have a dick before you **** a hairy ass hole. Gross


All women have a little peachy fuzz. This one just had it on her butt instead of her face
StopReadingThis
Mr. Waaayyyyne
Join date: Sep 2007
811 IQ
#36
Agreed Anusfan
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
bdof
Very Kissable
Join date: Feb 2008
2,504 IQ
#39
Let it grow! No girl is gonna be doing analingus on me anyways, so what's the point?
angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#40
Quote by StopReadingThis
Agreed Anusfan



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