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Goth JR
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#1
Didn't see this here yet so thought I would post, pretty self explained. If you could choose the way you die, what would it be?

I think I would go with crucified on an inverted cross. Seems like no one gets crucified anymore and that disappoints me.
Some have friends....

... others have guitars....


Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....

Thought you'd like to know is all.


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WCPhils
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#2
Dying of natural causes at a ripe old age surrounded by family would be so metal

EDIT: VVV Snoo-Snoo too
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rolandroi
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#3
Dying without leaving a corpse? Maybe falling inside a volcano as others watch my body exploding inside it. xD
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#7
Death by old age

Snoo snoo.
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angusfan16
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#8
Snoo snoo.


Edit: Space combat.
Sail upon the open skies
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Whiteboy_az
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#9
Right now, I'm just waiting for my lunch break at work so I can go jump off the freeway overpass down the street, so yeah
JackalUK
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#10
Quote by Goth JR
Didn't see this here yet so thought I would post, pretty self explained. If you could choose the way you die, what would it be?

I think I would go with crucified on an inverted cross. Seems like no one gets crucified anymore and that disappoints me.


You do realise that crucifiction is a horrendously painful and slow way to die right?
isthisnameused
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#13
Drug fuelled orgy, hands down.

Would probably kinda suck for the other people there, but **** it.
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MonsterMetalMus
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#14
I'd like to be shot out of a cannon, off a cliff over a nice grassy field with cool mountains in the background. I'd have something to look at while I was falling, and then I'd smash into the ground and die.
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Ometh
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#15
I'd dress up in a creeper costume, wrap myself with an extremely powerful bomb and kill myself near a random person.
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Goth JR
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#17
Quote by JackalUK
You do realise that crucifiction is a horrendously painful and slow way to die right?

Yeah, dieing fast is over rated though.
Some have friends....

... others have guitars....


Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....

Thought you'd like to know is all.


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#18
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Johnny_Ibanez
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#19
I don't know about the method of death, but afterwards I'd like my body to be unzipped, anything that's of the slightest use to anyone taken out, and whatever's left thrown to the pigs. Seems only fair; I've eaten enough of them in my time. All this burial/cremation caper is a load of nonsense.
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#22
Mining accident on Mars.
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#23
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I think that was Aldous Huxley, the author.
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#25
car crash, or a heart attack in my sleep.

working with old people made me realise i never want to be treated like one.
Nickpocalypse
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#26
Quote by Goth JR
Didn't see this here yet so thought I would post, pretty self explained. If you could choose the way you die, what would it be?

I think I would go with crucified on an inverted cross. Seems like no one gets crucified anymore and that disappoints me.


In Christianity, St. Peter was crucified on an inverted cross because he felt unworthy to die the way Jesus died. The inverted cross represents unwitting humility before Christ.
Always great to see "hardcore" goths and "satanists" use the symbol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_cross

Any way that's painless works for me.
Musician_Cooter
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#28
I'm sticking with the answer I've had since age 7.
suffocated between a big ol set of titties.
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#29
Quote by JackalUK
You do realise that crucifiction is a horrendously painful and slow way to die right?

Yeah, but you can't be called Goth JR without wanting a brutal and painful death.
Guodlca
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#30
Hugging a hydrogen bomb when it goes off.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
adamgur96
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#31
Quote by JackalUK
You do realise that crucifiction is a horrendously painful and slow way to die right?


No, upside down crucifiction is much worse
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#32
You ever seen the scene in Independence Day where the alcoholic crop duster guy flies his jet into the middle of the death ray the aliens were using? I think it be kinda cool to sacrifice yourself for the sake of the human race and getting to blow up an alien death ray at the same time.
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#33
You can choose your death, it's called suicide.
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#34
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Hebriqui
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#35
Falling to death out of a plane.
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ShameofaNation
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#37
Snoo Snoo is the only reasonable answer.
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#38
Peacefully in my sleep like my grandad went, and not screaming in terror like all the passengers in his car.