JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#1
It is your birthday.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#2
Oh baby!

I stole this from a 4 year old girl's birthday party got this for you!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#3
Happy birthday, darling. We love you very very very very very very much.
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#4
Quote by blake1221
Happy birthday, darling. We love you very very very very very very much.

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Joshua Garcia
Lost boy
Join date: Jun 2009
5,702 IQ
#5
Happy Birthday! I got you this:

Sorry, I'm not very good at getting gifts.
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v Smash dat mf
rockingamer2
Larmarky Remark
Join date: Nov 2006
408 IQ
#6
Happy Birthday! I got ya this thingermajimea:
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#7
Whoa happy birthday!

Seeing as ts is being a bad ts and didn't post your age

I don't know what kind of age group gift to get you


So I've got you this


Ninja turtle legos motha ****aa
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#8
I got you something that will remind you of your birthdays at home as a child. Nothing. Because your parents don't love you and never did.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#9
Here you go Happy Birthday

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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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jthm_guitarist
"funny" but "unmemorable"
Join date: Apr 2006
1,474 IQ
#12
happy birthday

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jthm_guitarist
Warned for trolling!


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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,647 IQ
#13
Happy birthday again!

I didn't get you anything because I'm lazy but I'm eating peach yogurt right now so I will always think of you when I eat peach yogurt in the future.
cat
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#14
you are going to be super stoked

seriously

are you ready?

ARE YOU STOKED?

alright go ahead



got you a hosaphone!

this particular piece was crafted in my neighbors backyard with materials gathered in my basement, its got a wide green thing at the top crafted from a very old antique sprite bottle for a thick and resounding tone, the hose has been in almost constant use for at least 15 year so you know this thing is durable. this baby is duct taped together with some great ikea duct tape for maximum hold and durability, you're not gonna be needing a backup when gigging with this thing

mind the sharp bits on the mouthpiece
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lots of really smart stuff
Last edited by Burgery at Feb 28, 2013,
mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#16
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


Lord Waltaa
Bananned
Join date: Jul 2006
691 IQ
#18
Gratz! I got you my new avatar test.
EDIT: Fuq, it didn't work
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
Last edited by Lord Waltaa at Feb 28, 2013,
Linkerman
UG's Tony Stark
Join date: Jan 2007
6,720 IQ
#19
Happy Birthday, dude.

I got Gwen Stefani to remind you that you're closer to the grave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOEpVQ2eTR8
Squier "VMC" Stratocaster
PRS SE Singlecut
tc electronic polytune
CMAT MODS Signa Drive
Blakemore Effects Deus Ex Machina
DIY gaussmarkov Dr. Boogey
EHX Small Clone
Mooer ShimVerb
DIY Beavis Devolt
T-REX Fuel Tank Chameleon
Ampeg GVT52-112
behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,371 IQ
#24
Happy Bday

I gots you a new Hulusi

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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#26
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I thought it was some weird enema device.

it has multiple uses
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
StewieSwan
Decent User
Join date: Feb 2009
5,001 IQ
#27
Quote by behind_you
Happy Bday

I gots you a new Hulusi




Looks almost exactly like the one I have
666atheist666
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#28
Happy birthday!



Knock yourself out
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,371 IQ
#29
Quote by StewieSwan
Looks almost exactly like the one I have
Rats

I forgot how yours looked like
ggg1 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg3

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