It is your birthday.


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
Oh baby!

I stole this from a 4 year old girl's birthday party got this for you!
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Happy birthday, darling. We love you very very very very very very much.

Happy Birthday! I got you this:

Sorry, I'm not very good at getting gifts.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Happy Birthday! I got ya this thingermajimea:
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^

"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.

Whoa happy birthday!

Seeing as ts is being a bad ts and didn't post your age

I don't know what kind of age group gift to get you

So I've got you this

Ninja turtle legos motha ****aa
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
I got you something that will remind you of your birthdays at home as a child. Nothing. Because your parents don't love you and never did.
Here you go Happy Birthday

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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.

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happy birthday

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Warned for trolling!

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
Happy birthday again!

I didn't get you anything because I'm lazy but I'm eating peach yogurt right now so I will always think of you when I eat peach yogurt in the future.
you are going to be super stoked


are you ready?


alright go ahead

got you a hosaphone!

this particular piece was crafted in my neighbors backyard with materials gathered in my basement, its got a wide green thing at the top crafted from a very old antique sprite bottle for a thick and resounding tone, the hose has been in almost constant use for at least 15 year so you know this thing is durable. this baby is duct taped together with some great ikea duct tape for maximum hold and durability, you're not gonna be needing a backup when gigging with this thing

mind the sharp bits on the mouthpiece
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Feb 28, 2013,
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.

Gratz! I got you my new avatar test.
EDIT: Fuq, it didn't work
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
Last edited by Lord Waltaa at Feb 28, 2013,
Happy Birthday, dude.

I got Gwen Stefani to remind you that you're closer to the grave:

Squier "VMC" Stratocaster
PRS SE Singlecut
tc electronic polytune
CMAT MODS Signa Drive
Blakemore Effects Deus Ex Machina
DIY gaussmarkov Dr. Boogey
EHX Small Clone
Mooer ShimVerb
DIY Beavis Devolt
T-REX Fuel Tank Chameleon
Ampeg GVT52-112
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I thought it was some weird enema device.

it has multiple uses
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
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Happy Bday

I gots you a new Hulusi

Looks almost exactly like the one I have
Check out my band Disturbed
Happy birthday!

Knock yourself out
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
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Looks almost exactly like the one I have

I forgot how yours looked like
ggg1 ggg3