#1
It is your birthday.
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#2
Oh baby!

I stole this from a 4 year old girl's birthday party got this for you!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#4
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Happy birthday, darling. We love you very very very very very very much.

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#5
Happy Birthday! I got you this:

Sorry, I'm not very good at getting gifts.
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#6
Happy Birthday! I got ya this thingermajimea:
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#7
Whoa happy birthday!

Seeing as ts is being a bad ts and didn't post your age

I don't know what kind of age group gift to get you


So I've got you this


Ninja turtle legos motha ****aa
It's over simplified, So what!

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#8
I got you something that will remind you of your birthdays at home as a child. Nothing. Because your parents don't love you and never did.
#9
Here you go Happy Birthday

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#12
happy birthday

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#13
Happy birthday again!

I didn't get you anything because I'm lazy but I'm eating peach yogurt right now so I will always think of you when I eat peach yogurt in the future.
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#14
you are going to be super stoked

seriously

are you ready?

ARE YOU STOKED?

alright go ahead



got you a hosaphone!

this particular piece was crafted in my neighbors backyard with materials gathered in my basement, its got a wide green thing at the top crafted from a very old antique sprite bottle for a thick and resounding tone, the hose has been in almost constant use for at least 15 year so you know this thing is durable. this baby is duct taped together with some great ikea duct tape for maximum hold and durability, you're not gonna be needing a backup when gigging with this thing

mind the sharp bits on the mouthpiece
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#16
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#18
Gratz! I got you my new avatar test.
EDIT: Fuq, it didn't work
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#19
Happy Birthday, dude.

I got Gwen Stefani to remind you that you're closer to the grave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOEpVQ2eTR8
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#26
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I thought it was some weird enema device.

it has multiple uses
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#27
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Happy Bday

I gots you a new Hulusi




Looks almost exactly like the one I have
It was my privilege
#28
Happy birthday!



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#29
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Looks almost exactly like the one I have
Rats

I forgot how yours looked like
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