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Join date: Jan 2008
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#1
"If mods did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them." - Voltaire

"Which is it, is UG one of the mods' blunders or are mods one of UG's?" - Nietzsche

"Is Mod willing to prevent bad posts, but not able? Then he has not been modded. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh bad posts? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him Mod?" - Epicurus

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony mod's blessing, but because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - some r/atheism user Neil Degrasse Tyson
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#3
"If the act of moderating were neither the outcome of a desire nor accompanied by feelings of pleasure, but a matter to be decided on the basis of purely rational considerations, is it likely the human race would still exist? Would each of us not rather have felt so much pity for the coming generation of mods as to prefer to spare them the burden of existence, or at least not wish to take it upon themselves to impose that burden upon them in cold blood?" - Schopenhauer
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,022 IQ
#5
If people actually get the thread and start posting stuff, this could get funny.

"The mod is dead. We killed him" Assrammer123
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
SGstriker
UG Addict
Join date: Aug 2006
3,556 IQ
#6
"Four score and seven years ago, our mods brought forth a forum, conceived in lolwut pears, and dedicated to the proposition that all pit-monkeys are created equal." --- Abraham Lincoln
CaptainCanti
love nectar
Join date: Oct 2012
1,177 IQ
#7
Mods are like unicorns. They both fly through the internet and are hated and loved by many.
¯\_()_/¯
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#8
"I tremble for my forum when I reflect that the mods are just; that Their justice cannot sleep forever."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Without mods there is no virtue because there is no prompting of the conscience...without mods there is a coarsening of the society; without mods democracy will not and cannot long endure...If we ever forget that we are One Website Under Mods, then we will be a Website gone under."
- Ronald Reagan

"The rights of posters come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of the mods."
- John F. Kennedy

amidoinitrite?
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Xiaoxi
Registered Luser
Join date: Nov 2007
2,744 IQ
#11
"If you want to include backgrounds with your gamemode place them in gamemodes/<yourgamemode>/backgrounds/. They must all be jpg images. " - Garry's Mod

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
fail
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#12
Quote by ErikLensherr
"I tremble for my forum when I reflect that the mods are just; that Their justice cannot sleep forever."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Without mods there is no virtue because there is no prompting of the conscience...without mods there is a coarsening of the society; without mods democracy will not and cannot long endure...If we ever forget that we are One Website Under Mods, then we will be a Website gone under."
- Ronald Reagan

"The rights of posters come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of the mods."
- John F. Kennedy

amidoinitrite?


Yes. Take note, posters who did it wrong.

"The idea that mods are oversized white males with flowing beards who sit in the internet and tally the fall of every banned user is ludicrous. But if by mods one means the set of rules that govern UG, then clearly there are such mods. These mods are emotionally unsatisfying... it does not make much sense to pray to the no porn rule." - Carl Sagan
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
sebastian_96
Spared no expense
Join date: May 2006
1,209 IQ
#13
"Quintilius Varus, give me back my mods!" - Augustus
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
Wiegenlied
Registered Usurper
Join date: May 2008
1,620 IQ
#14
"The only thing we have to mod, are mods themselves"
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
TheTee56
UG'S Banana Saviour
Join date: Feb 2011
785 IQ
#16
We need to find The Great Banana, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. The Great Banana is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch peels.

Banana Teresa

Ya?
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


AKnownHardman
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2011
99 IQ
#17
Mod is dead. Mod remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Mods simply to appear worthy of it?

-Nietzsche
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#18
"I have a dream that one day even the forum The Pit, a desert board, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that all posters will one day post in a forum where they will not be judged by the join date of their account but by the content of their post."

- Martin Luther King
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#19
that Reagan quote is ****ing frightening
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#20
"From a proud tower in town, Nelsean looks gigantically down."
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#21
“The poster does not think mods will love us because we are good, but that mods will make us good because they love us.” - C.S. Lewis

“When his life was ruined, his account banned, his legacy destroyed, Edmodo knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of the guitarist answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.” - Stephen King
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#22
Quote by Noel Gallagher
Paul Weller Is A Nightmare

Re: The Modfather
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#23
"All that we see or seem is but a cream within a dream."
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#24
all we are is mod in the wind
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
CoreysMonster
Banned
Join date: Apr 2005
8,557 IQ
#25
And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making mods madder and madder!

- Homer, ``Homer the Heretic''
metacarpi
Too old for this ****
Join date: Aug 2007
894 IQ
#26
There are two options: Either the mods exist, or they don't.

All they ask of you is belief, and belief costs you nothing - so if the mods do exist, you'll be rewarded in the afterlife. If the mods don't exist - what have you lost?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
cptcomet
Band
Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#27
'I had all the characteristics of a mod—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning' - Patrick Bateman.

'Give a mod the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.' - Marilyn Monroe.

'Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the mods.' - Mark Twain.

'Love all, trust a few, do wrong to mods.' - William Shakespeare.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


Quote by strait jacket
Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
Neer
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2008
119 IQ
#28
Quote by CoreysMonster
And what if we picked the wrong section? Every week, we're just making mods madder and madder!

- Homer, ``Homer the Heretic''

Fixed
Draken
waiting for the 6th world
Join date: Apr 2005
3,112 IQ
#29
Eighty percent of moderation is showing up - woody Allen
Insanity is modding the same thing over and over again but expecting different results - Einstein
Mods are useless they can only give you warnings - Picasso
Never argue with a fool, mods may not be able to tell the difference - twain
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#31
A vasoconstrictor, liberated by blood platelets, that inhibits gastric secretion and stimulates smooth muscle; present in relatively high mods in some areas of the central nervous system (hypothalamus, basal ganglia), and occurring in many peripheral tissues and cells and in carcinoid tumors.
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
ShameofaNation
yep
Join date: Nov 2008
797 IQ
#32
"You son of a bitch, you stole my thread!" - Horace Greeley
3 Guitars >> Eleven Pedals >> Three Amps
Soundcloud


Quote by primusfan
> from louisville
> likes ween
> new favorite poster
cam sh
UG's bad seed...
Join date: Jul 2011
13 IQ
#33
"I don't wanna be the same as everyone else. That's why I'm a mod, see?"- Jimmy, Quadrophenia
YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON...
crackerpleaz
Custom User Title
Join date: Jul 2008
88 IQ
#34
"Live a good life. If there are mods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are mods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no mods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." - Marcus Aurelius
AtaBorMan
UG's reclusive wanker
Join date: Jul 2009
480 IQ
#35
"Big Mod is watching you."

George Orwell.
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#36
Element is handsome - element4433's mother
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Draken
waiting for the 6th world
Join date: Apr 2005
3,112 IQ
#38
One banned user is a tragedy, one million banned users is a statistic - casualty01

In moderation stupidity is not a handicap - anonymous

How can you mod a forum which has 246 varieties of idiot. - Charles de Gaulle
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#39
Quote by Draken
In moderation stupidity is not a handicap - anonymous

brilliant
fail
Custom Mandy Moore avatar
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#40
Quote by Draken
In moderation stupidity is not a handicap - anonymous




"Mods are a concept by which we measure our pain." - John Lennon
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.