#1
"If mods did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them." - Voltaire

"Which is it, is UG one of the mods' blunders or are mods one of UG's?" - Nietzsche

"Is Mod willing to prevent bad posts, but not able? Then he has not been modded. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh bad posts? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him Mod?" - Epicurus

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony mod's blessing, but because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - some r/atheism user Neil Degrasse Tyson
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#3
"If the act of moderating were neither the outcome of a desire nor accompanied by feelings of pleasure, but a matter to be decided on the basis of purely rational considerations, is it likely the human race would still exist? Would each of us not rather have felt so much pity for the coming generation of mods as to prefer to spare them the burden of existence, or at least not wish to take it upon themselves to impose that burden upon them in cold blood?" - Schopenhauer
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#5
If people actually get the thread and start posting stuff, this could get funny.

"The mod is dead. We killed him" Assrammer123
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#6
"Four score and seven years ago, our mods brought forth a forum, conceived in lolwut pears, and dedicated to the proposition that all pit-monkeys are created equal." --- Abraham Lincoln
#7
Mods are like unicorns. They both fly through the internet and are hated and loved by many.
¯\_()_/¯
#8
"I tremble for my forum when I reflect that the mods are just; that Their justice cannot sleep forever."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Without mods there is no virtue because there is no prompting of the conscience...without mods there is a coarsening of the society; without mods democracy will not and cannot long endure...If we ever forget that we are One Website Under Mods, then we will be a Website gone under."
- Ronald Reagan

"The rights of posters come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of the mods."
- John F. Kennedy

amidoinitrite?
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#11
"If you want to include backgrounds with your gamemode place them in gamemodes/<yourgamemode>/backgrounds/. They must all be jpg images. " - Garry's Mod

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#12
Quote by ErikLensherr
"I tremble for my forum when I reflect that the mods are just; that Their justice cannot sleep forever."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Without mods there is no virtue because there is no prompting of the conscience...without mods there is a coarsening of the society; without mods democracy will not and cannot long endure...If we ever forget that we are One Website Under Mods, then we will be a Website gone under."
- Ronald Reagan

"The rights of posters come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of the mods."
- John F. Kennedy

amidoinitrite?


Yes. Take note, posters who did it wrong.

"The idea that mods are oversized white males with flowing beards who sit in the internet and tally the fall of every banned user is ludicrous. But if by mods one means the set of rules that govern UG, then clearly there are such mods. These mods are emotionally unsatisfying... it does not make much sense to pray to the no porn rule." - Carl Sagan
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#13
"Quintilius Varus, give me back my mods!" - Augustus
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#14
"The only thing we have to mod, are mods themselves"
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#16
We need to find The Great Banana, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. The Great Banana is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch peels.

Banana Teresa

Ya?
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#17
Mod is dead. Mod remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Mods simply to appear worthy of it?

-Nietzsche
#18
"I have a dream that one day even the forum The Pit, a desert board, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that all posters will one day post in a forum where they will not be judged by the join date of their account but by the content of their post."

- Martin Luther King
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
that Reagan quote is ****ing frightening
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#20
"From a proud tower in town, Nelsean looks gigantically down."
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#21
“The poster does not think mods will love us because we are good, but that mods will make us good because they love us.” - C.S. Lewis

“When his life was ruined, his account banned, his legacy destroyed, Edmodo knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of the guitarist answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.” - Stephen King
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#22
Quote by Noel Gallagher
Paul Weller Is A Nightmare

Re: The Modfather
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#23
"All that we see or seem is but a cream within a dream."
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#24
all we are is mod in the wind
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#25
And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making mods madder and madder!

- Homer, ``Homer the Heretic''
#26
There are two options: Either the mods exist, or they don't.

All they ask of you is belief, and belief costs you nothing - so if the mods do exist, you'll be rewarded in the afterlife. If the mods don't exist - what have you lost?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#27
'I had all the characteristics of a mod—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning' - Patrick Bateman.

'Give a mod the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.' - Marilyn Monroe.

'Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the mods.' - Mark Twain.

'Love all, trust a few, do wrong to mods.' - William Shakespeare.
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Quote by strait jacket
Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
#28
Quote by CoreysMonster
And what if we picked the wrong section? Every week, we're just making mods madder and madder!

- Homer, ``Homer the Heretic''

Fixed
#29
Eighty percent of moderation is showing up - woody Allen
Insanity is modding the same thing over and over again but expecting different results - Einstein
Mods are useless they can only give you warnings - Picasso
Never argue with a fool, mods may not be able to tell the difference - twain
#31
A vasoconstrictor, liberated by blood platelets, that inhibits gastric secretion and stimulates smooth muscle; present in relatively high mods in some areas of the central nervous system (hypothalamus, basal ganglia), and occurring in many peripheral tissues and cells and in carcinoid tumors.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#33
"I don't wanna be the same as everyone else. That's why I'm a mod, see?"- Jimmy, Quadrophenia
YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON...
#34
"Live a good life. If there are mods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are mods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no mods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." - Marcus Aurelius
#35
"Big Mod is watching you."

George Orwell.
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#36
Element is handsome - element4433's mother
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#38
One banned user is a tragedy, one million banned users is a statistic - casualty01

In moderation stupidity is not a handicap - anonymous

How can you mod a forum which has 246 varieties of idiot. - Charles de Gaulle
#39
Quote by Draken
In moderation stupidity is not a handicap - anonymous

brilliant
#40
Quote by Draken
In moderation stupidity is not a handicap - anonymous




"Mods are a concept by which we measure our pain." - John Lennon
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.