#1
Today I went to Wing Yip; for the unintitated, Wing Yip is an Asian supermarket.


I bought a bunch of stuff; bombay mix, curry paste, evian water and this lemon soda from Japan called Kimura.

It was warm so I put it in my fridge because I wanted to try it cold... This bottle looks funky but, I want my soda.

I've pressed the green thing, I heard a carbination release/fizz and... The green bottle opener thing has fallen off and I fear I'm not smart enough to open my lemon soda.
Last edited by treborillusion at Apr 9, 2013,
#2
Congratulations. Now the Japanese own your soul.

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#3
You bring great shame to the Japanese.
Or anyone, really.
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#4
Ask some school girls to help you out you pansy.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#5
Smash the neck of the bottle off on the counter then drink it.
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#8
couldn't you just have poured it into a glass? I mean if you heard a fizz then there's got to be some sort of hole
#9
Aw, kinda jelly trebor... but not really, cuz going there on saturday to Tai Tung

Art thou mad?
o()o

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#10
It's a bitch to open especially if you don't know japanese
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#12
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I fear I'm nopt smart enough.

And with good reason.
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#13
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I fear I'm nopt smart enough to open my lemon soda.


took you that long to find out?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#14
You must be drinking Ramune XD It's quite good, but runs out quickly. Take the plastic thingy and push on it to have a smaller plastic thingy (Made no sense but I hope you're following). Then take it and push on the marble. Apply pressure after the marble falls to avoid explosions. Then after the fizz goes down, drink it. They warn you to not take the marble out, but I've done it before
#18
Oh, I feel like I've seen those before somehow.
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#20
Trebor is back!
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#21
you should buy a new amp.

new amps solve everything.
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#22
never mind didn't knwo the thread was necroed


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#23
trebor will live on in our hearts
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#24
you ever see the japanese porn that censors the dick n balls
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#25
it's to save the guys from embarrassment

y'know?

because of their...
GIANT COCKS

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#27
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You bring great shame to the Japanese.
Or anyone, really.

lol
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#28
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lol
I forgot about that comment.

lol
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
Well he is unbanned...
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me