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#1
i'd like to put a stewieswan type dude in some sort of lame american comedy, then some annoying fat kid (represent?) would find a stick in stewies room while gathering firewood and stewie wouldve said something like "dude thats an authentic african donkadonk put it down" and they'd argue about it's general usefulness and value, with stewie eventually losing and having his stick burnt
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#4
I'd make a movie about Ian running around an art museum and screeching about how he doesn't like art, why isn't everything photorealism, why are the old photographs not super good quality, why are there mummies in an art museum, why do people make abstract art purposefully look bad, why are people even in the art museum, etc.
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#6
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*post*


I'd make a movie where Theogonia is a flesh eating monster eating college kids on a lake by a cabin in the woods in hell.


Before he rapes them.
ayy lmao
#7
I'd put Joshua Garcia in the hit action/comedy "Arms Depot", where he gets picked up from home depot, but the simple roofing job, turns out to be much more than he bargained for.

He is mistaken for the head of the cartel by the US. Gov and has to escape Guantanamo bay, with the help of the wrongfully imprisoned Ali.Guitarkid.

Featuring WCPhils as the corrupt head of the facility.
#8
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id make a movie where i get laid a lot lol

So i guess its one of those science fiction movies lmao
#9
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I'd put Joshua Garcia in the hit action/comedy "Arms Depot", where he gets picked up from home depot, but the simple roofing job, turns out to be much more than he bargained for.

He is mistaken for the head of the cartel by the US. Gov and has to escape Guantanamo bay, with the help of the wrongfully imprisoned Ali.Guitarkid.

Featuring WCPhils as the corrupt head of the facility.


Damn, I'm awesome.
ayy lmao
#12
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I'd put Joshua Garcia in the hit action/comedy "Arms Depot", where he gets picked up from home depot, but the simple roofing job, turns out to be much more than he bargained for.

He is mistaken for the head of the cartel by the US. Gov and has to escape Guantanamo bay, with the help of the wrongfully imprisoned Ali.Guitarkid.

Featuring WCPhils as the corrupt head of the facility.



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Yeah, I don't have enough creativity to think of anything. But I'd use anyone willing to participate.
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I'd make a movie where Theogonia is a flesh eating monster eating college kids on a lake by a cabin in the woods in hell.


Before he rapes them.
Except for that. Good work, Joshua.
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As always, Joshua.
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#13
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id make a movie where i get laid a lot lol

I'd make a movie where this kid strikes out with a lot of women and ultimately gets arrested and placed on a sex offender list for getting caught masturbating in his car in a walmart parking lot.
#15
Quote by theogonia777
I'd make a movie about Ian running around an art museum and screeching about how he doesn't like art, why isn't everything photorealism, why are the old photographs not super good quality, why are there mummies in an art museum, why do people make abstract art purposefully look bad, why are people even in the art museum, etc.


Or he'd be saying that any art made after the Renaissance isn't real art because they're not using the correct paint, or they're not using the "classical" colors because classical colors defines real art. Then he'll get raped by Michael Wood.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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#17
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I'd make a film where bronies are in institutions


while i fully support gay rights, gay porn is icky. please leave this thread.
you're a stone fox
#18
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Or he'd be saying that any art made after the Renaissance isn't real art because they're not using the correct paint, or they're not using the "classical" colors because classical colors defines real art. Then he'll get raped by Michael Wood.

id make a lame american comedy starring horsedick.mpeg as a fat rapper with no dick

wait..
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#19
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rise of up and coming rapper nelsean

He could rap about German war tactics and you could call it "Nein Mile"
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I wish I was American.

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#20
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I'd make a film where bronies are in institutions


I don't think his asshole can fit all of those bronies
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#21
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He could rap about German war tactics and you could call it "Nein Mile"


brilliant.
you're a stone fox
#24
I'd make a movie where Steven Seagull plays the predictable, terrible, out of shape protagonist who's on a quest for revenge against his former lover, The notorious 'Crazy Sam'.

The movie takes a turn when they find out Crazy Sam is actually Steven Seagull's long lost brother turned third cousin twice removed who has congenital syphilis and has given it to Steven Seagull during an experimental penis transplant.

The movie ends when Crazy Sam begins to take his medication and becomes Submissive Sam, And Steven Seagull uses his former lover to launch a terrorist attack on the largest supplier of pink scarves, then the screen fades as they begin to make sweet, forbidden love, and the words 'to be continued' pop up.
ayy lmao
#25
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He could rap about German war tactics and you could call it "Nein Mile"

Greatest post.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#26
Kevin Hart and UGer Todd Hart are long-lost black and white brothers in raunchy urban comedy "Hart Attack!"
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#27
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Kevin Hart and UGer Todd Hart are long-lost black and white brothers in raunchy urban comedy "Hart Attack!"

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#28
I would use Ometh as the protagonist in a torture-porn movie.

Also Shotgunmerc would make a good Tobey Maguire type.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#29
I would make a movie where I'm the last hope of humanity and there is a giant monster destroying the earth so then kill it and it was just a dream, then my blonde haired blue eyed slender girl friend lets me eat her out
#33
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Do a Spinal Tap inspired mockumentary of the Joshua Garcia's.



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A movie based off of Orphan Black (but better).
Call it "The Joshua Garcias".


ayy lmao
#35
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i'd like to put a stewieswan type dude in some sort of lame american comedy, then some annoying fat kid (represent?) would find a stick in stewies room while gathering firewood and stewie wouldve said something like "dude thats an authentic african donkadonk put it down" and they'd argue about it's general usefulness and value, with stewie eventually losing and having his stick burnt

Yes!
#36
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I would make a documentary about trebor.


yratnemucodillusion
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#37
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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#38
Quote by captainsnazz
I would make a documentary about trebor.


Since people of his kind don't get enough coverage on Jeremy Kyle...
#39
I'd make a Raging Bull-esque film about Snipelfritz in which everyone loves him in the limelight because he's always pissed up but then cut away to footage of him sobbing at his desk whilst making quips at people on the internet.

Chat thread would all guest start as quip victims.
#40
What ever happened to whoomit? Anyone?
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
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