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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#1
i'd like to put a stewieswan type dude in some sort of lame american comedy, then some annoying fat kid (represent?) would find a stick in stewies room while gathering firewood and stewie wouldve said something like "dude thats an authentic african donkadonk put it down" and they'd argue about it's general usefulness and value, with stewie eventually losing and having his stick burnt
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lots of really smart stuff
moody git
i probably won't commit
Join date: May 2008
360 IQ
#3
depends if it is a snuff film or not.
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#4
I'd make a movie about Ian running around an art museum and screeching about how he doesn't like art, why isn't everything photorealism, why are the old photographs not super good quality, why are there mummies in an art museum, why do people make abstract art purposefully look bad, why are people even in the art museum, etc.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#6
Quote by theogonia777
*post*


I'd make a movie where Theogonia is a flesh eating monster eating college kids on a lake by a cabin in the woods in hell.


Before he rapes them.
ayy lmao
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#7
I'd put Joshua Garcia in the hit action/comedy "Arms Depot", where he gets picked up from home depot, but the simple roofing job, turns out to be much more than he bargained for.

He is mistaken for the head of the cartel by the US. Gov and has to escape Guantanamo bay, with the help of the wrongfully imprisoned Ali.Guitarkid.

Featuring WCPhils as the corrupt head of the facility.
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#8
Quote by me+yourmom=69
id make a movie where i get laid a lot lol

So i guess its one of those science fiction movies lmao
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#9
Quote by Weaponized
I'd put Joshua Garcia in the hit action/comedy "Arms Depot", where he gets picked up from home depot, but the simple roofing job, turns out to be much more than he bargained for.

He is mistaken for the head of the cartel by the US. Gov and has to escape Guantanamo bay, with the help of the wrongfully imprisoned Ali.Guitarkid.

Featuring WCPhils as the corrupt head of the facility.


Damn, I'm awesome.
ayy lmao
me+yourmom=69
Banned
Join date: Jun 2012
160 IQ
#10
Quote by Weaponized
So i guess its one of those science fiction movies lmao



haha, no
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#11
Quote by me+yourmom=69
haha, no

So i guess its one of those fantasy movies lmao
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,720 IQ
#12
Quote by Weaponized
I'd put Joshua Garcia in the hit action/comedy "Arms Depot", where he gets picked up from home depot, but the simple roofing job, turns out to be much more than he bargained for.

He is mistaken for the head of the cartel by the US. Gov and has to escape Guantanamo bay, with the help of the wrongfully imprisoned Ali.Guitarkid.

Featuring WCPhils as the corrupt head of the facility.



...



Yeah, I don't have enough creativity to think of anything. But I'd use anyone willing to participate.
Quote by chookiecookie
I'd make a movie where Theogonia is a flesh eating monster eating college kids on a lake by a cabin in the woods in hell.


Before he rapes them.
Except for that. Good work, Joshua.
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Damn, I'm awesome.
As always, Joshua.
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#13
Quote by me+yourmom=69
id make a movie where i get laid a lot lol

I'd make a movie where this kid strikes out with a lot of women and ultimately gets arrested and placed on a sex offender list for getting caught masturbating in his car in a walmart parking lot.
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#14
rise of up and coming rapper nelsean
you're a stone fox
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#15
Quote by theogonia777
I'd make a movie about Ian running around an art museum and screeching about how he doesn't like art, why isn't everything photorealism, why are the old photographs not super good quality, why are there mummies in an art museum, why do people make abstract art purposefully look bad, why are people even in the art museum, etc.


Or he'd be saying that any art made after the Renaissance isn't real art because they're not using the correct paint, or they're not using the "classical" colors because classical colors defines real art. Then he'll get raped by Michael Wood.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

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Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#17
Quote by OneHappyCamper
I'd make a film where bronies are in institutions


while i fully support gay rights, gay porn is icky. please leave this thread.
you're a stone fox
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#18
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Or he'd be saying that any art made after the Renaissance isn't real art because they're not using the correct paint, or they're not using the "classical" colors because classical colors defines real art. Then he'll get raped by Michael Wood.

id make a lame american comedy starring horsedick.mpeg as a fat rapper with no dick

wait..
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eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#19
Quote by Saint78
rise of up and coming rapper nelsean

He could rap about German war tactics and you could call it "Nein Mile"
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#20
Quote by OneHappyCamper
I'd make a film where bronies are in institutions


I don't think his asshole can fit all of those bronies
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#21
Quote by eGraham
He could rap about German war tactics and you could call it "Nein Mile"


brilliant.
you're a stone fox
Andrea55
The Boss
Join date: Aug 2007
83 IQ
#22
A movie with horsedick and Wolfy doing awesome stuff.
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#23
ian stops listening to shitty music
you're a stone fox
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#24
I'd make a movie where Steven Seagull plays the predictable, terrible, out of shape protagonist who's on a quest for revenge against his former lover, The notorious 'Crazy Sam'.

The movie takes a turn when they find out Crazy Sam is actually Steven Seagull's long lost brother turned third cousin twice removed who has congenital syphilis and has given it to Steven Seagull during an experimental penis transplant.

The movie ends when Crazy Sam begins to take his medication and becomes Submissive Sam, And Steven Seagull uses his former lover to launch a terrorist attack on the largest supplier of pink scarves, then the screen fades as they begin to make sweet, forbidden love, and the words 'to be continued' pop up.
ayy lmao
JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#25
Quote by eGraham
He could rap about German war tactics and you could call it "Nein Mile"

Greatest post.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,634 IQ
#26
Kevin Hart and UGer Todd Hart are long-lost black and white brothers in raunchy urban comedy "Hart Attack!"
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
DonGlover
Occultist
Join date: Nov 2010
168 IQ
#27
Quote by ErikLensherr
Kevin Hart and UGer Todd Hart are long-lost black and white brothers in raunchy urban comedy "Hart Attack!"

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jjfeu662
Celestia
Join date: Jun 2012
1,996 IQ
#28
I would use Ometh as the protagonist in a torture-porn movie.

Also Shotgunmerc would make a good Tobey Maguire type.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
me+yourmom=69
Banned
Join date: Jun 2012
160 IQ
#29
I would make a movie where I'm the last hope of humanity and there is a giant monster destroying the earth so then kill it and it was just a dream, then my blonde haired blue eyed slender girl friend lets me eat her out
Nero Galon
Alright, Alright, Alright
Join date: May 2012
2,471 IQ
#30
Do a Spinal Tap inspired mockumentary of the Joshua Garcia's.
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#33
Quote by Nero Galon
Do a Spinal Tap inspired mockumentary of the Joshua Garcia's.



Quote by CodeMonk
A movie based off of Orphan Black (but better).
Call it "The Joshua Garcias".


ayy lmao
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#35
Quote by Burgery
i'd like to put a stewieswan type dude in some sort of lame american comedy, then some annoying fat kid (represent?) would find a stick in stewies room while gathering firewood and stewie wouldve said something like "dude thats an authentic african donkadonk put it down" and they'd argue about it's general usefulness and value, with stewie eventually losing and having his stick burnt

Yes!
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#36
Quote by captainsnazz
I would make a documentary about trebor.


yratnemucodillusion
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#37
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Nero Galon
Alright, Alright, Alright
Join date: May 2012
2,471 IQ
#38
Quote by captainsnazz
I would make a documentary about trebor.


Since people of his kind don't get enough coverage on Jeremy Kyle...
willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
2,923 IQ
#39
I'd make a Raging Bull-esque film about Snipelfritz in which everyone loves him in the limelight because he's always pissed up but then cut away to footage of him sobbing at his desk whilst making quips at people on the internet.

Chat thread would all guest start as quip victims.
kcmoon5150
UG's Kris
Join date: Oct 2012
2,726 IQ
#40
What ever happened to whoomit? Anyone?
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