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crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#1
my belly fat and fat in general has shrunk like crazy over the last few months, and yet i don't actually seem to be losing weight. i'm pretty sure my muscles have deteriorated into weak girly muscles as well so increased muscle mass cant the the culprit. where is all this weight coming from?
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whywefight
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Join date: Dec 2010
1,765 IQ
#2
You are literally shitting out your small intestine. It's perfectly normal for someone your age.
charlie__flynn
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#4
diabetic nephropathy causing extracellular water retention, does your face look like a moon?
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Join date: Sep 2006
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#5
I hid gold bars in your torso.
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eGraham
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#7
Maybe your muscles aren't as apathied (is that a word?) as you think.
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#8
Your soul is rapidly becoming heavier.

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It's quite the burden, but I believe you will persevere. May your battles be swift victories and your penis remain a firm ally in times of need.
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#9
Quote by eGraham
Maybe your muscles aren't as apathied (is that a word?) as you think.

atrophied?
eGraham
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Join date: Oct 2008
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#11
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atrophied?

Oh, yes. I was thinking of the word "apathy".
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Sir_Taffey
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#14
Quote by Shawn1379
Your soul is rapidly becoming heavier.

Soon, you'll ascend to Asgard to fight the hordes of ancient evils threatening the middle world. Not even Odin himself can defeat them, but I wish you the mightiest of lucks so that you may save us all.

It's quite the burden, but I believe you will persevere. May your battles be swift victories and your penis remain a firm ally in times of need.


That post made me happy

But it happened to me too bud, except my muscles sort of bulked up by themselves, although that ended and now it's work to keep it up
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Join date: May 2006
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#16
Quote by eGraham
Oh, yes. I was thinking of the word "apathy".

I was going to lift but then my triceps said, "Eughh, why bother?"
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#20
You're getting taller.
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#21
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JackWhiteIsButts
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Join date: Mar 2008
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#23
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Your density must be increasing. Maybe your bones are getting better at being bones.

But bone density increases as you become a bigger fat ass, not the other way around.