#1
my belly fat and fat in general has shrunk like crazy over the last few months, and yet i don't actually seem to be losing weight. i'm pretty sure my muscles have deteriorated into weak girly muscles as well so increased muscle mass cant the the culprit. where is all this weight coming from?
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#2
You are literally shitting out your small intestine. It's perfectly normal for someone your age.
#4
diabetic nephropathy causing extracellular water retention, does your face look like a moon?
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#7
Maybe your muscles aren't as apathied (is that a word?) as you think.
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Maybe your muscles aren't as apathied (is that a word?) as you think.

atrophied?
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atrophied?

Oh, yes. I was thinking of the word "apathy".
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Your soul is rapidly becoming heavier.

Soon, you'll ascend to Asgard to fight the hordes of ancient evils threatening the middle world. Not even Odin himself can defeat them, but I wish you the mightiest of lucks so that you may save us all.

It's quite the burden, but I believe you will persevere. May your battles be swift victories and your penis remain a firm ally in times of need.


That post made me happy

But it happened to me too bud, except my muscles sort of bulked up by themselves, although that ended and now it's work to keep it up
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Oh, yes. I was thinking of the word "apathy".

I was going to lift but then my triceps said, "Eughh, why bother?"
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#20
You're getting taller.
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Did you check your big toe? I bet it all went to your big toe.
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Your density must be increasing. Maybe your bones are getting better at being bones.

But bone density increases as you become a bigger fat ass, not the other way around.