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Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
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#2
i'm waiting for him to start passing out condoms personally
i don't know why i feel so dry
BladeSlinger
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#3
That's pretty cool actually. **** you Pascal.
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Bazz22
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#4
"More peace, less Pedophilia" should be the new Pope's slogan.

In all seriousness, this is pretty cool of him.
Rockford_rocks
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#5
I'd like to preface this joke with me not being religious at all.

To the atheist community, is this like Dorothy throwing water on the wicked witch of the west?
progdude93
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#6
Oh good, now I can get to heaven... what a meaningless gesture
Nelshizzle
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#7
I heard he is starting a porno production company called "Poppa don't Preach"
ali.guitarkid7
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#8
holy shit


hehe
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I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
metalchris87
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#9
he should say "Practice what you preach, no more gay prostitution in the vatican, no more mob connections with the vatican bank, no more taking everyones money in the name of jesus and keeping it and stop for the love of god touching innocent children!" to all the pedo bishops and corrupt power hungry priest. such a nice religion
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Bazz22
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#10
Quote by metalchris87
he should say "Practice what you preach, no more gay prostitution in the vatican, no more mob connections with the vatican bank, no more taking everyones money in the name of jesus and keeping it and stop for the love of god touching innocent children!" to all the pedo bishops and corrupt power hungry priest. such a nice religion

MetalChris are you by any chance related to DesperateChris?
Seref
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#11
It's not even new. The Catechism has held that non-catholics of all kinds can get into heaven for centuries. Why the **** is everyone talking about this.
progdude93
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#12
Quote by Nelsean
I heard he is starting a porno production company called "Poppa don't Preach"


It's been started, and it's a parody porn production company. First two films are out. First one was called Molesting Rosemary's Baby, and it was a revolutionary film.
WCPhils
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#13
circle jerk in 3... 2...

Oh wait, it's already started
metalchris87
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#14
Quote by Bazz22
MetalChris are you by any chance related to DesperateChris?


nope. theres too many chris's out there.
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ErikLensherr
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#15
GOAT pope.
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Bazz22
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#16
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nope. theres too many chris's out there.

Time to cull the herd a little, eh?
The Madcap
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#17
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jazz_rock_feel
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#19
Quote by Seref
It's not even new. The Catechism has held that non-catholics of all kinds can get into heaven for centuries. Why the **** is everyone talking about this.

Nailed it.

I'm pretty sure that JPII said something similar 30 years or so ago too didn't he?
Hail
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#21
wow the pope says "unite for your differences, be mindful of others and respect each other because we're all people" and all people do is bitch

idgi

i'm an atheist but i don't hate people for being religious. this guy's good so far, why have any hostility towards him? it's as bad as those militant anti-obama closet-racists
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Bob_Sacamano
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#22
Cool but really it's a shame that this is even remotely surprising.
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Hydra150
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#23
Maybe now the culture of Christianity in some parts of America will stigmatize athiests a little less after this.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
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and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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muffinduck01
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#24
Pretty cool of him. I can only hope that people actually listen to him.
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#25
Quote by Hydra150
Maybe them the culture of Christianity in some parts of America will stigmatize athiests a little less after this.

LOL
Andrea55
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#26
Quote by Hail
wow the pope says "unite for your differences, be mindful of others and respect each other because we're all people" and all people do is bitch

idgi

i'm an atheist but i don't hate people for being religious. this guy's good so far, why have any hostility towards him? it's as bad as those militant anti-obama closet-racists

This. I'm catholic and getting pretty serious about my religion now but I dont care what other people believe in. I dont like pushing and I wont push religion on someone.
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#27
Jesus did say that. Jorge Bergoglio's been doing his homework.
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EqualOfHeaven
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#28
Quote by Seref
It's not even new. The Catechism has held that non-catholics of all kinds can get into heaven for centuries. Why the **** is everyone talking about this.


I suppose the real news is 'Pope remembers not to be a dick to everyone'. That is fairly significant all things considered.
Mister A.J.
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#29
I want to ascend to Valhǫll. I don't want to have anything to do with Heaven.
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#30
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Was it you that started that cringe thread? I came across a Bill Maher image macro the other day and since he's basically a fedora atheist without the fedora that thread sprung to mind.
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#31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InI2l0CUowk

I swear this is how I feel as a member of neither group every time Atheists moan at Christians or Christians moan at Atheists.

The fact people are complaining about Pope Cool saying "Lets get along and not whine at other people who are doing good just because they're not Catholic" makes no sense to me.
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#32
I'm sure thats all Atheists ever wanted to hear.

Ughhh tired of the Pope.
Rockford_rocks
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#33
Quote by necrosis1193
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InI2l0CUowk

I swear this is how I feel as a member of neither group every time Atheists moan at Christians or Christians moan at Atheists.

The fact people are complaining about Pope Cool saying "Lets get along and not whine at other people who are doing good just because they're not Catholic" makes no sense to me.


Pretty much this post
Hydra150
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#34
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Not too likely?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
blake1221
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#35
I don't like the papacy or the concept of it, really, but this guy's probably doing the best job of any pope recently.

Doesn't make up for the incessant and long standing misdeeds of the church.
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#36
Quote by Hail
wow the pope says "unite for your differences, be mindful of others and respect each other because we're all people" and all people do is bitch

idgi

i'm an atheist but i don't hate people for being religious. this guy's good so far, why have any hostility towards him? it's as bad as those militant anti-obama closet-racists



Im not religious but Id like to see the Pope and the whole Catholic church confess...doubt they ever will but It'd be nice to see them practice what they preach then maybe people would bitch a bit less.
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#39
This is common knowledge for Catholics. Unlike most Protestants, you don't have to be a Christian to be saved.
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