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genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,324 IQ
#1
http://youtu.be/M94ii6MVilw

Watch this to familiarize yourself with semicolon/hashtag rap. Really all the need to hear to get the idea is the line 'I'm loud and zipping around; jetski / Your dick is lil like Wayne; Gretzky'

Now make your own.

Your shit tastes disgusting; dog food
I'm bout to kill this nigga; Mahmoud

I'm the god of rap; Kanye
You old and washed up; Bengay

I tried.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#2
that's not how u use a semicolon m8
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#3
That's not the correct use of; semicolons.


Besides, I thought those were "hashtag raps"
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,324 IQ
#4
Quote by blake1221
That's not the correct use of; semicolons.

That's the joke [watch the video]
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#5
Quote by genghisgandhi
That's the joke [watch the video]



My apologies, I'm at work. Watching meow.
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#6
Quote by theogonia777
that's not how u use a semicolon m8

As if genghis knows how to use grammar [he does not]
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#8
genghisgandhi doesn't know how to use them; semicolons
because he doesn't know about it; grammar
his head is so hard that if you hit it with one; hammer
the hammer would stand up like they did to Hitler; Poland
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
Bazz22
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2011
246 IQ
#10
I can't rap; white-skinned
Mushroom stamp your mom; nuts on my chin
Wait; Hold up
I like girls; Not men
I promise I'm not gay; Homosexuality's a sin
Victory2134
UG's Harsh Observer
Join date: Jun 2008
174 IQ
#11
Quote by Jearl
oh, so Drake.

I thought this was a lil wayne thing ; based
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Everyone is mad

We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
Victory2134
UG's Harsh Observer
Join date: Jun 2008
174 IQ
#13
lonely by day ; empty and cold
deep in the night ; down in my dreams
There's a well on the hill

Totally a James Taylor thing.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Everyone is mad

We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#14
This topic isn't all that Uncharted; Drake
I can't believe you guys didn't get the joke; *cough* Blake
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#15
Quote by lolmnt
This topic isn't all that Uncharted; Drake
I can't believe you guys didn't get the joke; *cough* Blake


I didn't know my life was such a mockery; Collin.
Catch me all up in your sister's flower; pollen.
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,324 IQ
#16
Now my thread's taking off; Challenger
Hopefully it doesn't disappear; Salinger
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#17
Quote by blake1221
I didn't know my life was such a mockery; Collin.
Catch me all up in your sister's flower; pollen.
That was uncalled for; flagrant foul
Like you're so wise; owl
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
blake1221
‭‭
Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#18
Quote by lolmnt
That was uncalled for; flagrant foul
Like you're so wise; owl


Don't know why you saying so many birds; twitter.
You're gonna bomb this shit like Mariah Carey; Glitter.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#20
Quote by blake1221
Don't know why you saying so many birds; twitter.
You're gonna bomb this shit like Mariah Carey; Glitter.

All my exes live in Texas; George Strait
But you're the only one who'll touch you; masturbate
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Bazz22
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2011
246 IQ
#21
Quote by captainsnazz
There are lots of words to describe TS; knob.
I need to sleep because I have shit to do tomorrow; job.

I want your hair; share
I'd **** you like a horse; mare
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,324 IQ
#22
Quote by Bazz22
I want your hair; share
I'd **** you like a horse; mare

You still need to learn the ropes; slipknot
genghis is rap game Robert Horry; big shot
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#23
Quote by lolmnt
All my exes live in Texas; George Strait
But you're the only one who'll touch you; masturbate


You looking like a goofy mother fucker; mickey mouse.
Getting high and kicking ass like Swayze; Roadhouse.
bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#24
I'm jamming to Prince and playing a game; Fifa.
Maybe I should jam to someone bigger; Queen Latifah.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#25
Quote by blake1221
You looking like a goofy mother fucker; mickey mouse.
Getting high and kicking ass like Swayze; Roadhouse.

I always wear a disguise; Groucho Glasses
You're like James Dean; always licking asses
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Bazz22
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2011
246 IQ
#26
Quote by genghisgandhi
You still need to learn the ropes; slipknot
genghis is rap game Robert Horry; big shot

Your mom's like a harbor; dick dock
Call this shit the mayflower; pilgrim cock
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,324 IQ
#27
Quote by Bazz22
Your mom's like a harbor; dick dock
Call this shit the mayflower; pilgrim cock

No taxation without representation; liberty
Call me when your balls drop; puberty
Bazz22
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2011
246 IQ
#29
Quote by genghisgandhi
No taxation without representation; liberty
Call me when your balls drop; puberty

Not even original; obviously mirrored
You're probably wearing a fedora from Walmart; neckbeard.

^ Oh my god
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#30
Quote by genghisgandhi
No taxation without representation; liberty
Call me when your balls drop; puberty


My flow is like your mom; infectious
So ill you gotta call one; paramedic
Your rhymes are cancerous; asbestos
They fall short of the mark; pathetic
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#33
She played with my Tinky Winky; Teletubbies.
Shit's going straight to DVD; Air Buddies.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,324 IQ
#34
Quote by theogonia777
My flow is like your mom; infectious
So ill you gotta call one; paramedic
Your rhymes are cancerous; asbestos
They fall short of the mark; pathetic

Thanks for giving me a bump; Colbert
Have fun wearing your training bra; underwear
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#35
You won't ever get to the top; glass ceiling.
I'm like Bob Dylan; Freewheelin'.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#36
Quote by lolmnt
I always wear a disguise; Groucho Glasses
You're like James Dean; always licking asses


gonna get all ape shit on you; baboon
nothing but a forgotten punk bitch; marquee moon.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#37
Quote by blake1221
gonna get all ape shit on you; baboon
nothing but a forgotten punk bitch; marquee moon.

It's like Rick Ross in my garage; Maybach.
You're just Ludacris; Get back.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#38
im drunk and fat aint got no shirt; randy
think i just pissed my pants; genghisgandhi
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,324 IQ
#39
Quote by lolmnt
It's like Rick Ross in my garage; Maybach.
You're just Ludacris; Get back.

I think you mean the Beatles; Harrison
Except I'm more of a Stones fan; comparison
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#40
Quote by lolmnt
You won't ever get to the top; glass ceiling.
I'm like Bob Dylan; Freewheelin'.

im lookin down the glass floor; cn tower
i can do this all day; jack bauer
that line made me seem racist; privilege checked
but im in the humanities; privilege wrecked