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So yesterday in english, my buddy James walks in. He has a cast on his arm/ hand... I figured I'd spare him (since he'd probably been asked a bunch already) so I asked his girlfriend. "hey what'd James do to his hand?"

Epic reply: "He punched a cow"


I later found out that the cow kicked him (he works for a farmer) and so he got pissed off and punched it, shattering a bone in his hand.

As a tribute, I made him This


Your thoughts? ((on the story... or the video, whatever you want))
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Story good, video was hard to watch.
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Your friend is awesome!
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#18
I'd love to tell my kids that i broke my bone fighting a cow.
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Your friend is awesome!



I know! I love that kid!

I lol'd when i found out.... And now I can't look at James or a cow without the visual going on.... And then I laugh more....
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What The **** Is That Video
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#23
I bet people are only laughing because he punched the black part of the cow.

If he punched the white part, he would have gotten arrested.
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that video was childish, low-tech, and totally unsophisticated.


I LOVED IT!!!!!!
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#27
thats awesome.
so from now on people will see him and say,
"hey is that the kid who broke his hand punching a cow?"
lol

ill never falter.ill stand my ground.

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thats awesome.
so from now on people will see him and say,
"hey is that the kid who broke his hand punching a cow?"
lol


And I will be there to spread that ballads of how he truly kicjked that cow's ass.
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And I will be there to spread that ballads of how he truly kicjked that cow's ass.


what are you going to name the ballad?

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what are you going to name the ballad?



Why, "The epic pwning of bovine" of course
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Why, "The epic pwning of bovine" of course


badass:]

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badass:]


Would you like to help with the lyrical content of said ballad? Since, at the moment I'm not feeling creative.... And after all, you DID intrigue me to make the ballad a bit....
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Win. That is all. I'd take a broken hand for that.
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Would you like to help with the lyrical content of said ballad? Since, at the moment I'm not feeling creative.... And after all, you DID intrigue me to make the ballad a bit....


why yes thank you:]
how should we start though?

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I want something that awesome on my gravestone.
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Would you like to help with the lyrical content of said ballad? Since, at the moment I'm not feeling creative.... And after all, you DID intrigue me to make the ballad a bit....


I was the first to come up with that ballad idea you bastard!!!!
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#39
supposedly this one kid at my school is retarded because when he was 10 he got kicked in the face by a horse
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