Poll: What should i do
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Turn up at the cinema
72 80%
Not turn up at the cinema
18 20%
Voters: 90.
#1
Last night, i was in bed

and this withheld number rings me, so i answer and this girl i dont even know starts talking to me,

and basically says she wants me to go to the cinema with her today,

the thing is, i have no idea who this girl is, what she looks like or anything.

what should i do pit, should turn up at the cinema,
or not bother going
#2
Go in a disguise.
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#3
hahahah you rhymed in that second sentence.

id say dont go for it.
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#5
Quote by carbonchemicals
hahahah you rhymed in that second sentence.

id say dont go for it.



i dont see no rhyme?
#6
Dude, that happens quite often to me. Some random call. Blablabla I like you, wanna meet?

Im just saying who the **** are you? I dont know you.

Hang up.
#8
I say go for it. What's the worst that can happen?

Anyway, if you don't know her, she might've accidentally got a wrong number and then if you stand her up then she'll be pissed at some guy you don't know, which makes you very evil.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#12
Quote by ZILTOID!
Last night, i was in bed

and this withheld number rings me, so i answer and this girl i dont even know starts talking to me,

and basically says she wants me to go to the cinema with her today,

the thing is, i have no idea who this girl is, what she looks like or anything.

what should i do pit, should turn up at the cinema,
or not bother going


this part
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Afterwards I said to her "Why did you blitz my asshole like that?"


#13
Quote by break-me-in
I say go for it. What's the worst that can happen?

Anyway, if you don't know her, she might've accidentally got a wrong number and then if you stand her up then she'll be pissed at some guy you don't know, which makes you very evil.


This plan is good too.
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John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


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butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#14
... i'd say this is about 90% chance of some wankers playing a prank on you. You'll get there and there will be people there lolling at you.
#16
Quote by metallica92
GO FOR IT BUT LOOK FROM AFAR FIRST
if she's a munter then run

This is best hint you can get...maybe shes beauty and it will be worth going
#17
Quote by carbonchemicals
this part


Me, does not rhyme with me.

They are the same word.

EDIT: On topic, I smell prank.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#18
still rhymes
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Afterwards I said to her "Why did you blitz my asshole like that?"


#20
turn up in a halloween costume and just sit there and then look around and ring the number she rang you off and see if there is anyone there that picked up a phone.
#21
Quote by carbonchemicals
still rhymes


Umm.. ok.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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#24
Man, I heard about this, Chris Hansens new show. He tricks you into going meet a 13 year old girl, Then BAM your in jail
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#25
Quote by SOADisdabest
I can tell you what rhymes with tail though.


is it orange?
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Afterwards I said to her "Why did you blitz my asshole like that?"


#26
me doesn't rhyme with me, nor do the words before it. IT DOES NOT RHYME!!


ill probs go with prank. if you wanna investigate, take another girl to the movies, same time/place.

so, if it is a group of people loling at you, givem the eating pussy sign with ya fingers and tongue, followed by the finger, then go see a movie. if it is some random chick, invite her in.

prob solved.
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#27
Quote by metallica92
GO FOR IT BUT LOOK FROM AFAR FIRST
if she's a munter then run


+1

Arrange a place to meet or something, then just try and pick her out from afar and make your choice then.

Then again, if it was a witheld (sp?) number, then it could just be a prank...
#31
Quote by ZILTOID!
i dont see no rhyme?

me either..
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#32
go, and ask if she's buying, if she says no, slap her in the nose with a newspaper and make a run for it. Unless she likes being slapped in the face, then you should rape her^^
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#33
Switch your phone to 'withheld number'.
Call a random guy. Talk in a girly voice and invite him to the movies.
#34
Quote by carbonchemicals
hahahah you rhymed in that second sentence.

id say dont go for it.


Nah, you can't rhyme "me" and "me".

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srsly.


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#35
It's probably a prank call.

Do what any self-respecting UGer would do, stay at home and fap.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#36
Go, but wear your running shoes and take a knife or pistol. Running shoes if it's a fat chick
(if she's not fat make her wear a paper bag) and weapon if it turns out to be a prank.
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#37
Oh, to hell with it. I'm desperate.
Give me the time and place and I'll go in your stead. :-D
#38
Quote by n to the k
turn up in a halloween costume and just sit there and then look around and ring the number she rang you off and see if there is anyone there that picked up a phone.


It was a withheld number, so that might be slightly difficult.
#40
Do it. She probably thinks you're someone else so go and she'll freak out. Maybe you'll end up with at least a friend and you'll have that "hey remember when...".