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#1
... if you guys help me.

Now, I'm asking this girl out tomorrow and I bought her a rose to help her say yes. My parents are hardcore conservatives and hate the idea of me having a girlfriend (they went mad when they found out about my last one).

Anyway, I can't let them see this rose and I was wondering if I could keep it fresh by hiding it inside a freezer or refrigerator compartment. I can't leave it in water since they're likely to see it and get inquisitive and I doubt it'll last very long in my guitar case.

So will keeping it in a refrigerator leave it fresh?

PS - she's not a slut and I doubt I will get laid, but there's nothing wrong with being hopeful

Thanks in advance
Last edited by Shred Head at Nov 15, 2008,
#3
Eat it?

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#4
should have bought the rose tomorrow tbh
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#5
Why not just wait 'til closer to when you see her ... or buy her more than one rose ya cheapo ... or play chicken with a train. Those are your options as I see them.
#7
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should have bought the rose tomorrow tbh

I'm meeting her in school, and florists aren't normally open at half past six in the morning here
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Why not just wait 'til closer to when you see her ... or buy her more than one rose ya cheapo ... or play chicken with a train. Those are your options as I see them.

I'm paying 3 pounds a rose, gimme a break
#9
You're buying her a rose and giving it to her at school? You've got no chance.
#10
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#11
keep it down ur pants, that way if it needs water...
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#12
just say its for your boyfriend if the object to you having a girlfriend
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#14
If you think a rose is going to get laid you really don't stand a chance.
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#15
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If you think a rose is going to get laid you really don't stand a chance.


ur right, what he's going to need is a cactus
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#17
Quote by Shred Head
... if you guys help me.

Now, I'm asking this girl out tomorrow and I bought her a rose to help her say yes. My parents are hardcore conservatives and hate the idea of me having a girlfriend (they went mad when they found out about my last one).

Anyway, I can't let them see this rose and I was wondering if I could keep it fresh by hiding it inside a freezer or refrigerator compartment. I can't leave it in water since they're likely to see it and get inquisitive and I doubt it'll last very long in my guitar case.

So will keeping it in a refrigerator leave it fresh?

PS - she's not a slut and I doubt I will get laid, but there's nothing wrong with being hopeful

Thanks in advance


get a bunch of toilet paper and make it wet, role the wet paper around the rose, it works.
#18
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A rose is too cliche. I say tatoo.


because carving her name with a compass in his forehead was not enough for you?
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#20
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ur right, what he's going to need is a cactus

A lubricated cactus.

In all honesty, I'm sure the TS is aware that a rose alone won't get him laid. It's not like he's giving a complete stranger a rose and asking her out....or are you?
#21
It's been done to death. Chicks these days, they want something different, exciting. Like a Venus Fly trap!
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#22
Read the entire post, I was just baiting you guys into the thread don't get all rational and intelligent on me.
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A lubricated cactus.

In all honesty, I'm sure the TS is aware that a rose alone won't get him laid. It's not like he's giving a complete stranger a rose and asking her out....or are you?

No, I've known her for a few weeks now and she's expressed her interest in me as well which is why I'm asking her out.
Last edited by Shred Head at Nov 15, 2008,
#23
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Anyway, I can't let them see this rose and I was wondering if I could keep it fresh by hiding it inside a freezer or refrigerator compartment. I can't leave it in water
having the stem in water is very important. you really need to do that.


Fridge will definitely help some. Flower shops keep their flower in the fridge, you know.

Freezer? NO WAY. that will ruin it, for sure.
as soon as it thaws, the petals will turn black and fall off.
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#24
TS: Pretend someone bought YOU the rose. Say it was as a thankyou for something at school or whatnot. Or, pretend you're drawing it (if you do Art at school.)

Also, not to rain on your parade or anything, but a single rose =/= romantic. It's a little creepy (and cheap) if you ask me.
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#27
You WON'T get your dick wet, FYI.
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#28
The rose is wrapped up and all so getting two wrapped up ones is just ... strange don't you think? Plus, the only other rose - bouquet they had was way out of my budget (triple digits) so I couldn't get that, and then there's the question of hiding it.
#29
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You WON'T get your dick wet, FYI.


Yeah, not only this, but if you give her a single rose (and at school, of all places) then she's probably going to reject you, even if she was previously interested.
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#31
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TS: Pretend someone bought YOU the rose. Say it was as a thankyou for something at school or whatnot. Or, pretend you're drawing it (if you do Art at school.)

Also, not to rain on your parade or anything, but a single rose =/= romantic. It's a little creepy (and cheap) if you ask me.
i dunno. TS is 16. prolly not a lot of cash. and he's in Bahrain. maybe roses are expensive there?
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#32
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i dunno. TS is 16. prolly not a lot of cash. and he's in Bahrain. maybe roses are expensive there?


They're not. And I'm 16, but I could afford a bunch of roses. Hell, I could afford several bunches of roses.
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#34
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i dunno. TS is 16. prolly not a lot of cash. and he's in Bahrain. maybe roses are expensive there?

Finally, someone understands. I just said, roses here cost like 5 dollars a piece, I'm not very rich and furthermore, everyone at school asked their current girlfriends out at school and I can't think of any of were rejected
#35
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#36
Quote by Shred Head
... if you guys help me.

Now, I'm asking this girl out tomorrow and I bought her a rose to help her say yes. My parents are hardcore conservatives and hate the idea of me having a girlfriend (they went mad when they found out about my last one).

Anyway, I can't let them see this rose and I was wondering if I could keep it fresh by hiding it inside a freezer or refrigerator compartment. I can't leave it in water since they're likely to see it and get inquisitive and I doubt it'll last very long in my guitar case.

So will keeping it in a refrigerator leave it fresh?

PS - she's not a slut and I doubt I will get laid, but there's nothing wrong with being hopeful

Thanks in advance


You have to give her gifts to help her say yes??...........
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#37
Quote by sum41kid123
You have to give her gifts to help her say yes??...........

It works like this.
Girls are stupid, and are programmed to think that a guy who gives you a rose isn't just interested in getting some, thus a rose will make her think he is interested in a long-term, serious relationship, with kids and grandkids and Christmas lunches and everything.
#38
roses are **** guys. it's far more romantic to pick a flower yourself - a real one. your change of "getting laid" will then increase twofold. buying a rose just means you have money, picking a wild flower means you had to go and find it and keep it alive until you see her. she'll like that.


why is l-a-m-e rude?
#39
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ur right, what he's going to need is a cactus


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#40
You totaly can't put it in a freezer, its not exactly criogenic freezing lol it'll be more dead than if it was in flames
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