#1
i have wrestling certification in an hour. they give us a piss test, take our height,weight and bmi and then tell us what the lowest weight class we can go is. im looking to go 119 but i just weighed myself now and im 6 tenths of a pound over. its not much but its enough that they'll tell me i have to wrestle the next weight class up. so how do i lose about a pound quick (without making myself puke)
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#2
well i cant think of another other puking, unless you wanna suck some fat out manually
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#4
w/o puking? i dunno... good luck
could try running some sprints and getting as much water out as you can before it...
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#7
yea i gotta take a piss test before weighing in so thatll get rid of some of the weight but untill then i need to hold it in and drink even more water so it shows im properly hydrated ill try taking a dump
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#8
Poo.
Sweat.
Shave every hair off your body.
Cut your fingernails.

Might work...
#9
Urinate, deficate, perspire and shave off any body hair.

I saw John Tickle do it on brainiac lol
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#11
tried to shit got nothing, gonna piss later but i dont think itll be enough, and i got a haircut last week. ill try cutting fingernails and body hair, then im doing some aerobics hopefully thatll be enough
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#13
There was once a wrestler who went to the weighing, and when he weighed too much he took his clothes off. When that didn't help he thought for a moment, spat out his gum, and his weight was low enough.
#14
have a full on massive wank whilst running around wearing a winter coat. should do the job
#15
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Take a dump.



He has the right idea here. If a person is large enough, I've read that their waste could weight 30 pounds at the most.
#16
I used to work with wrestling.

Pro wrestling.

Y'know, with the sweaty greased men flipping onto one another...
....but that was years ago.


On topic:
Jog like a motherfucker.
#17
Get them to weigh you naked?

Your clothes must way more than 6/10 of a pound
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He has the right idea here. If a person is large enough, I've read that their waste could weight 30 pounds at the most.



Like...do you have to be the size of an elephant?
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#22
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i have wrestling certification in an hour. they give us a piss test, take our height,weight and bmi and then tell us what the lowest weight class we can go is. im looking to go 119 but i just weighed myself now and im 6 tenths of a pound over. its not much but its enough that they'll tell me i have to wrestle the next weight class up. so how do i lose about a pound quick (without making myself puke)

What scales did you use? The ones in your bathroom probably haven't been calibrated since they were boxed, so they're probably not accurate anyway.
#23
just got back and i got 119 so im happy
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#24
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just got back and i got 119 so im happy


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