#3
An axe. All the power comes from you, thus making it more manly.
Your woodcutter/scorpion thing is for pansies who can't cut wood themselves.
#4
Spanner
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#5
two stroke chainsaw

rotary hammer drill


edit: that hammer that Homer invented
#9

The essence of manliness.

Quote by Jiro from GLAY
An axe isnt a power tool

Touché.

Power tools aren't manly.
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#10
Quote by Jiro from GLAY
What do you think is the manliest power tool?

This is my choice



Is that a weapon?
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#11
The manliest power tool is maximum.

Or maybe a chainsaw, since it's pretty much an ax for lumberjackin' but it fits the "power" category.
#14
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That is odd I don't have hair on the under part of my arm.
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#15
My penis.
To me:
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In the same thread

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#16
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That is odd I don't have hair on the under part of my arm.

That's because you're not manly.
Manliness is next to hairiness. Except in the dictionary.
#17
Chainsaw
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#20
Quote by tayroar
That is odd I don't have hair on the under part of my arm.


Well then, you're not a man, are you.

On topic:

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#23
Men with hammers are win.
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#24
I'm taking no-one on here has seen the Monty Python lumberjack sketch. Axes are manly though.
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#25
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Vibrator Pic
Surely thats the least manliest powertool? As you should be f**king her with your member, and not having to resort to a vibrator.




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#26
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Knife wrench!

For kids


Haha he just tapes them together.
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#27
Quote by TheQuailman
Is there a battery powered fleshlight yet?


yes, but the government are keeping it under wraps- they're worried about the effect it will have on the unemployment rates.
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices