I could get lei'd this weekend but my parents are hardcore conservatives and wont let me
Making the trip to Hawaii, are you?
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.

-Ginger Baker
me too man. except their not conservative, they just don't want me to get leid
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ahhhh i see
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i would rather have my balls covered in peanut butter and severed slowly with a rusty chainsaw then be siggd
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This is slightly less shit than most parody threads. Well done.

you just made this Thread respectable.

Slightly out of your reach, eh?
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

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, indeed.

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )

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Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
I don't get what lei'd is =(
walk into traffic
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