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Inmate Escapes Jail By Way of Cardboard Box
by Blake Ellison Nov 14, 2008 2:20pm

A 42-year-old Turkish man has escaped from a German prison through the clever use of a cardboard box.

The man hid in the box at the end of a shift of his prison job of making stationery and was carried out by a courier service along with other boxes, reports the BBC.

The escape was "an embarrassing incident" for Beate Peters, the warden of the prison in Willich, in western Germany.

The inmate cut through a tarp in the truck and jumped out shortly after the truck left the prison grounds. The truck driver then noticed the tarp flapping in the wind and reported the cut to the police.

Peters presumes that the man had accomplices outside the prison, and a manhunt is underway throughout western Germany.

Cardboard box expert Solid Snake could not be reached for comment.


http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/55930
Edit: BBC story http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7730018.stm

Last edited by ultimatedaver at Nov 15, 2008,
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That last line makes me think that wasn't a real story.
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I'm tired of these mutha****in snakes in my mutha****in prison.
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MGS aids criminal escape...

does this mean it'll be banned! 0_0
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wow that guy was really thinking outside the box

or was it inside the box?




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wow that guy was really thinking outside the box

or was it inside the box?

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