#1
Pit, help me! My parents are gone, Im home alone, and I have the runs.. REAL BAD!!! And I dont know what pill to take! if you know any meds that will "cure" this, please post!
(a picture of it would be helpful, too.)
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1. Open My Computer.
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#4
stick one of these in your arse

yes, a good cork should solve your problem

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#7
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Ex lax........



-1, ExLax=more runs. I think fiber should help, not sure about my suggestions, or broccoli, or better idea, look on the back of every bottle and find something that does something like that.
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#8
Eat peanuts.

Eat strong curry.

Drink Guinness. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness

You'll be shit free in no time.

Your arse will be on fire, but you won't have nothing left inside you.

Oh, and some prunes.
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#9
Chop your hand off. It'll be so f*ckin sore you won't care about having the runs any more.
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-1, ExLax=more runs. I think fiber should help, not sure about my suggestions, or broccoli, or better idea, look on the back of every bottle and find something that does something like that.


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#13
the red one.....
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#16
Drink lots of water or you'll die of dehydration.
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#17
Let it run it's course or do it out a window ... what? Never heard of making the best of a bad situation?
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#18
pepto bismol and drink alot of water.
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#19
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pepto bismol

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#20
take a shit
should cure it
if you're bored whip out the ole nintendo ds
...
i can't be the only one who does this
...
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#22
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take a shit
should cure it
if you're bored whip out the ole nintendo ds
...
i can't be the only one who does this
...

I usually bring my laptop or guitar in there with me.
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#23
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I usually bring my laptop or guitar in there with me.

my brother took his laptop in once
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#24
Just get a rubix cube, pokémon Yellow, or any other game boy game, and a magazine, you're cell phone, and chill in the bathroom for the day.

That's what I do.
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-1, ExLax=more runs. I think fiber should help, not sure about my suggestions, or broccoli, or better idea, look on the back of every bottle and find something that does something like that.

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