#3
Me and 2 mates decided to fry eggs when we were about 9.

We put nothing in the pan, just eggs and hundreds and thousands.

It was not tasty at all.

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#5
yeah, i ruined some eggs pretty bad when i was younger too.
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yeah, i ruined some eggs pretty bad when i was younger too.


ditto

i once tried to make Polvorones for school (we were studying Mexico in 6th grade social studies)

the recipe i printed out called for waaaaaay more butter than i'm sure there's supposed to be. rather than cookies which were dome shaped, these were pretty flat and flakey. didn't taste good either.
#7
Me and my mate had to make bread from a bread mix packet in cooking once.. I didn't think we'd actually manage to screw it up, but we forgot to put half the mixture in so the bread turned out like salty, uncooked balls of dough.

Surprisingly, they were quite nice.
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#8
Me and my brother tried to make oatmeal a few times. All experiments ended up in throwing up. No success yet.
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#11
I tried to make french toast when I was younger by putting an egg an a toast, dumping a load of cinnamon then frying it on a pan.
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yeah, i ruined some eggs pretty bad when i was younger too.

Same, I fertilised them.
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Me and my brother tried to make oatmeal a few times. All experiments ended up in throwing up. No success yet.


oh man dude
oatmeal is delicious if you make it right

put it in a bowl and add milk (not water, it's gross) and then microwave on high for about 1:30 -2:00, stirring if it puffs up and starts to overflow.

then add brown sugar, peanut butter, graham crackers, nuts, whatever you want, and more milk.
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I left ramen in the pot for like half an hour(still on the stove). The broth evaporated and the ramen got all rubbery and stuck to the pot.
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#19
Probably the first time I tried making an omlette. It turned into incredibly sub-par scrambled eggs, and thence into vulcanised rubber.
The moral of the story - there is a place for overcooked eggs, and that place is the bin.
#20
I burned a grilled cheese once. I'm a horrible cook.
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Me and 2 mates decided to fry eggs when we were about 9.

We put nothing in the pan, just eggs and hundreds and thousands.

It was not tasty at all.





I once tried to cook casserole but put way too much water in.

I also overcooked a pizza so that it was almost black. My brother decided to just go hungry - more for me.
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lmaooo

I tried to make tootsie-roll pancakes.

My sister didn't like them too much. I didn't eat them.
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#24
When I was young I made pancakes, but rather than baking powder, I used baking soda, and rather than 2 teaspoons of salt (I was young, I didn't really know a pinch is good enough) I added 2 tablespoons.

Yum, salty soda cakes.
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#27
Years ago I made a coffee cake for Home-ec class and there were chunks of flour left in it. Very gross.
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I burned a grilled cheese once. I'm a horrible cook.

me too, and my gf got really pissed
#29
i put sliced cheese in a microwave 2 make cheese sauce once. it melted, bubbled, turned brown, then became a giant solid rock of shit. when i opened the microwave it smelled like shit too. my brother (pat_s1t) would probably say that the dirtiest thing he made was Purdin. he made me eat that shit.