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#1
Anyone seen it?

It's hilarious!



First time I saw it, I was like "WTF", second time it was pure brilliance and now I can't stop watching it.

"I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones who find the dead bodies."



I recommend you watch it right now. Go go go.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#2
I'm buying it when I have the money, I watched it online and it's awesome.
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#4
All of Bill Bailey is genius.

Even his beard is made of genius.

RMF


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#5
I thought he could never top Part Troll. Well, he could.

The bit about conspiracy theorists is freaking brilliant.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#7
Will probably watch this, even if Bill Bailey was getting slightly irritating on NMTB (the show in general is getting irritating).
#8
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And I was there

It's good, but it's not as good as Part Troll.


I thought Tinselworm was better. The songs are better on Part Troll, but the jokes are funnier on Tinselworm.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#9
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I watched it online and it's awesome.


Where? Want to check it out if it's getting semi-mixed reviews.

Little side fact, I have met Mr Bailey. Such a nice guy.
#11
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I thought Tinselworm was better. The songs are better on Part Troll, but the jokes are funnier on Tinselworm.


Maybe it's just because I'm so used to it.

It was hilarious when I was there, but everything's funnier live.

I bought the CD of the show, and listened to that a fair few times.

So now it all seems familiar.
#13
I saw it live, can't believe I missed the release.

Anyone know which one he filmed?
#14
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I saw it live, can't believe I missed the release.

Anyone know which one he filmed?


The two dates at Wembley Arena at the end of the tour.
#16
I was there, but I'll buy it when I have money. Was brilliant though,

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#19
im getting it for christmas for sure, bill bailey is pure win
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#20
I'm just gutted he didn't do the "there are nine billion bicycles in Beijing" joke as I've seen on some bootlegs on Youtube. And he also didn't sing the James Blunt parody song that went something like "Flies in eyes..." that I also saw on Youtube from anoter show.

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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#21
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Saw him at Sheffield Arena.

"THE HOOOOOORNNN!!!!!!"

good times good times

Haha aye I was there too. Lovely stuff. I must admit though I am sure I would've enjoyed him far more at a smaller venue, as Sheffield arena was at that time the largest gig he'd ever done (or so he claimed).

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I'm just gutted he didn't do the "there are nine billion bicycles in Beijing" joke as I've seen on some bootlegs on Youtube. And he also didn't sing the James Blunt parody song that went something like "Flies in eyes..." that I also saw on Youtube from anoter show.


He didn't do them at Wembley/on the DVD? I think we got them! HA!
#23
Bumping this, because I just saw it.

Frankly I thought it was absolute gash. I was hugely disappointed

He got way too distracted with all the lights and technology and forgot to actually do the whole "comedy" thing. He did one or two decent pieces of music, for example the national anthem thing, but other than that it was just boring and had nothing fresh to offer.
#27
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He didn't do them at Wembley/on the DVD? I think we got them! HA!


He did do it, just it's not on the DVD I have it on the CD though.
#28
That's going on my Christmas list.
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#29
meh. Dara O'Briain is better in my opinion. Bill can't seem to put together a real joke. Its just a sort of ramble with a few random words thrown in for comic effect.

I was driving in my car when a bloke in back said hello, and I did't know someone was back there so I said hello and he said I'm a dog WAHAY!!!

that sort of thing
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#30
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meh. Dara O'Briain is better in my opinion. Bill can't seem to put together a real joke. Its just a sort of ramble with a few random words thrown in for comic effect.

I was driving in my car when a bloke in back said hello, and I did't know someone was back there so I said hello and he said I'm a dog WAHAY!!!

that sort of thing

No, not at all.
EDIT: But yeah Daras very funny too.
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#31
Quote by wiggy1988
meh. Dara O'Briain is better in my opinion. Bill can't seem to put together a real joke. Its just a sort of ramble with a few random words thrown in for comic effect.

I was driving in my car when a bloke in back said hello, and I did't know someone was back there so I said hello and he said I'm a dog WAHAY!!!

that sort of thing


Dara O'Briain is good, but Bill Bailey is not like that at all...
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#32
Just watched the first ten minutes on youtube. It was almost all recycled stuff from past DVDs or NMTB. I hope it gets better, or Bill will have disappointed me for the first time.

EDIT: Jesus, emo-bashing? I thought Bill higher than this, seems he's passed his prime.
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#35
Violently bumping this topic with the best version of the Emo Song ever!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=facCvZ7XdFI

My attempt the lyrics:

Sometimes I like to put my hand in hot soup
Press my eye into a hoola hoop
Turn my back on the human race
Smash some flapjack (?!) into my face
I see you, your skin is pale
Your lip ring glitters beneath your veil
I stable my tongue to catch your eye
Kneeled on my knee but you passed me by

I press my face against the hot milk steamer
I slash myself with the lid of a hot pipe creamer
I press my hand into the slushee whirrer
I stab myself in the leg with a sharpened coffee stirrer
The only way, the only way that you will see me
Is if I cut myself
And bleed on your panini
I bleed on your panini

You're so cold, you're so cold, you're getting colder
If you were a DVD your region would be polar
You strip my mind like a penny in some cola
You bleed me out, bleed me out like ebola
Bleed me out, bleed me out like ebola

I BLEED ON YOUR PANINI
I BLEED

I stole some pins from the noticeboard
I pressed them into my hand and they spelled why
Why
Why did they spell why?
Because there weren't enough pins for oblivion
Oblivion

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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#36
He's amazing!

Too bad I dont understand half of the things he's saying.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#37
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He's amazing!

Too bad I dont understand half of the things he's saying.


You don't?

I'm Swedish and I understand every word he says.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#39
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Brilliant.

"I bleed on your panini" is probably my favourite moment from the DVD


Check above for far superior version of the song!
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#40
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You don't?

I'm Swedish and I understand every word he says.


Lucky you.
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