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Me and my buddy wanted to see who can drink bear faster, he literally poured it down hes throat in like 4 seconds

how the hell do you do it? I always choke
Last edited by ToweringFlesh at Nov 15, 2008,
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#4
I can chug a beer in 5 seconds.

I know a guy who can do it in 3. He's half japanese though so he's pretty much pished straight after doing it.
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Me and my buddy wanted to see who can drink bear faster, he literally poured it down hes throat in like 4 seconds

how the hell do you do it?



he mustnt have a gag reflex. if you suck enough **** it will happen for you too.
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I know a guy who can do it in 3. He's half japanese though so he's pretty much pished straight after doing it.


Yeah, I have a Japanese friend who drinks one pint, and his eyes go red.
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#10
Just tilt your head back and open your throat. I can chug one as fast as the beer can spill out of the can.
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#11
I can chug a beer in about 5 seconds, sometimes its more depending on the size but if we're talking a standard can it's 5 seconds or less
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Actually, I think he let the gravity make its work and swallowed as fast as he could.
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#13
If you can deepthroat without gagging, you can do this.


Maybe. I just wanted to contribute something pointless to this thread.
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What kind of bear? It's kinda unfair if you have a grizzly and he has a koala.

Erm excuse me a Koala is not a bear kthxbai
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#16
Beer? Meh.

Jagerbombs!
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yeah, shotgun it like damagemachine says
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Erm excuse me a Koala is not a bear kthxbai


If it looks like a teddy bear it's a motherf*cking bear And it'd be still unfair if his friend was given a koala, because it isn't a bear and may cause one to go down easier than the other. Yay for weird logic
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Beer? Meh.

Jagerbombs!

I like the way you think, Hodgkinson.
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#20
beer is really easy to chug, no carbonation.

at least a lot easier than soft drinks.
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#22
I can chug a pint of special brew in about 10 seconds. Any less than that takes a special talent for keeping your throat open and letting the beer pour into it. By chug I mean swallow in 4-5 large gulps.
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I like the way you think, Hodgkinson.

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I looked up this 'shotgun' thing and.... it doesn't make sense as to how it'd help. Just chuck it down yer neck dammit.
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Erm excuse me a Koala is not a bear kthxbai


Well, it's not a dog, it's not a spider, and it's not a hawk. Therefore, by power of deduction, and by ruling out 3 of the 4 types of animal, we can assume that a Koala is definitely a bear.

kthxbai.
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Well, it's not a dog, it's not a spider, and it's not a hawk. Therefore, by power of deduction, and by ruling out 3 of the 4 types of animal, we can assume that a Koala is definitely a bear.

kthxbai.

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he mustnt have a gag reflex. if you suck enough **** it will happen for you too.

Thats the thing, unlike you I don't suck cocks so my throat is not all lose
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how do u open your throat and leave it open? dont you have to swallow?
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But damn straight


I looked up this 'shotgun' thing and.... it doesn't make sense as to how it'd help. Just chuck it down yer neck dammit.

Yeah, I had to look through your flickr account, myspace and deviantart account before I found that out.
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#31
I used to be able to out chug anyone. I used to go to parties challenging people. There used to be a video floating around on myspace of me owning kids at chugging but I can't find it now.

I squeeze the can while I'm downing it so the beer pours out faster. Also if you make a hole in the top the beer pours fast as well.
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Just tilt your head back and open your throat. I can chug one as fast as the beer can spill out of the can.

Me too, but the bottle.
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Yeah, I had to look through your flickr account, myspace and deviantart account before I found that out.

That's dedication right there!


I'd also like to add that my gag reflex is fairly terrible and I can knock back a drink so.... hah!
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#35
like everyone else said, just open your throat and let it flow.

surprised no one here mentioned bonging a beer, y'all should give that a shot...can do that in about 3 seconds
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What kind of bear? It's kinda unfair if you have a grizzly and he has a koala.

lol
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like everyone else said, just open your throat and let it flow.

surprised no one here mentioned bonging a beer, y'all should give that a shot...can do that in about 3 seconds


I'm never bonging anything ever again. Not after we set up a beer bong with a longer tube and hung it out the 1st floor window to put in more drink. One of my housemates poured in a bottle of cheap scotch on my go. Bad times.
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Nah, Dr. Jager where's its at.

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I'm never bonging anything ever again. Not after we set up a beer bong with a longer tube and hung it out the 1st floor window to put in more drink. One of my housemates poured in a bottle of cheap scotch on my go. Bad times.



A few weeks ago we did that with captain morgan to some slutty freshman chick. She cried.
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A few weeks ago we did that with captain morgan to some slutty freshman chick. She cried.


That's pretty dirty...i keep my hose and funnel short enough to just hold 12 ounces, and thats all
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