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#1
is a retard


she complained that the tv channels and changed, when she was flicking up the channels were going down and vice versa.......it was only after 5mins or so she realised she was using the remote control upside down!!!

can anyone get any MOAR retared than that!!lol, loves her really =D



similar experiences anyone?
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#6
Quote by hazzmatazz
You just wanted to rub it in you have a girlfriend, didn't you?


yes, yes i did
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#7
The grammar and spelling of your post sounded pretty retarded to me actually.
Quote by Guitar0player
You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
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#8
Quote by aaciseric
The other day my girlfriend stopped exsisting, now that's crazy

...


My girlfriend never existed in the first place.
#9
Going into /b/ for the first time.

EDIT: I had no clue what it was...
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
Tears of the Dragon, for you, and for me...
#11
Quote by Jaymz_515
I read that entire post, that was pretty stupid of me.


laughter ensued
Quote by fosho
how....did you find that wiki article?
youre a weird one tjdjr09



#14
I once invented a girlfriend, but she was a robot, not a retard.
Unfortunately, I forgot to carry a one, and she turned into a merciless killing machine, and is in fact responsible for what we now refer to as the Korean War.
#16
your girlfriends a *****
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#17
Quote by Doppelgänger
My girlfriend never existed in the first place.


I know how you feel

Quote by MightyAl
I once invented a girlfriend, but she was a robot, not a retard.
Unfortunately, I forgot to carry a one, and she turned into a merciless killing machine, and is in fact responsible for what we now refer to as the Korean War.


#19
Surely the infra-red signal wouldn't work with the control backwards?

Hmmm..

*ATCHOO!*

Sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit.
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#20
Quote by Zorro.AJ
lol


she wrote the post


So, she made a thread on how she is a retard. Unless she was referring to you because you're the women in this relationship. Or, it's all a big contradiction.

Well, good luck with children. There are some great schools for vegatables nowadays.
#21
Quote by Zorro.AJ
lol


she wrote the post


Can she disappear when real people enter the room too?
Quote by Guitar0player
You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#22
Quote by Vauxite
Surely the infra-red signal wouldn't work with the control backwards?

Hmmm..

*ATCHOO!*

Sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit.


*ATCHOO!*

Sorry, I'm allergic to Will Smith quotes.


"Welcome to earth..."
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
Tears of the Dragon, for you, and for me...
#23
Quote by aaciseric
The other day my girlfriend stopped exsisting, now that's crazy

...



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#26
Your post didnt even really make sense...

you two were made for eachother
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
#29
Quote by Minkaro
I very much doubt that, sir. You're a con artist and a fiend.

'She' is his right hand. With long nails and hooker-red nail varnish.
#30
My ex didn't realise that there is an actual game you play with dominoes, she thought they existed purely to stand up in a big line then push over.
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#31
Quote by MightyAl
With long nails and hooker-red nail varnish.


Hmmm ... interesting. Well anyway guys i'm gonna be offline for a while, if any when needs me i'll be ... 'busy'. Incidently which shade is 'hooker red'?
#33
Quote by aaciseric
Hmmm ... interesting. Well anyway guys i'm gonna be offline for a while, if any when needs me i'll be ... 'busy'. Incidently which shade is 'hooker red'?

The one you paint the nails of your right hand with.
#35
Quote by Zorro.AJ
lol


she wrote the post

No she didn't.

^
He's laughing at YOU.
You better click that bastard.



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#36
Quote by Vauxite
Surely the infra-red signal wouldn't work with the control backwards?

Hmmm..

*ATCHOO!*

Sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit.


Someone watched "I, Robot" the other night, just like I did!

EDIT: Damn, beaten to it!
#37
Just a thought on the whole proving him wrong front, say the remote was your bog standard sky remote, you hold it upside down, the programme select up/down buttons would be volume in that position without looking.

So your girlfriend is retarded and your remote has some kind of ability to be the correct way up constantly. Strange times we live in.
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#38
Quote by daniel.mycoe
Just a thought on the whole proving him wrong front, say the remote was your bog standard sky remote, you hold it upside down, the programme select up/down buttons would be volume in that position without looking.

So your girlfriend is retarded and your remote has some kind of ability to be the correct way up constantly. Strange times we live in.

But your bog standard Sky remote is an irregular shape. I'd be able to tell it was the wrong way round without looking.
#39
me and my family went 2 tims aftr my brother got the academic acheivement award at school. he asked 4 a bottle of peach juice and the lady told him that their fridge was broke so it would be warm, then she gave him a cup of ice. for almost 10 minutes my bro tried 2 figure out how 2 get the ice into the bottle. i told him 2 put the juice into the cup and then drink the juice, his response was, " Oooooooooooh, ok."

retard
#40
Quote by Tombe
My ex didn't realise that there is an actual game you play with dominoes, she thought they existed purely to stand up in a big line then push over.


Holy crap there's a GAME???

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
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