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The 2 well known masters of the drink from the North & South collide!

Me for the north & Craigo for the South.

In February, we'll be getting trollied in Newcastle, anyone coming?
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#3
Quote by Craigo
This is a once in a life time opportunity to drink with a real life polar bear.


Your offer is very appealing but I do not view getting mauled to death by a drunken polar bear as a fun time
#4
Wait... wait...


yes, I've definitely done this one before.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#5
Quote by seljer
Your offer is very appealing but I do not view getting mauled to death by a drunken polar bear as a fun time

Believe me, it's VERY exciting.

Edit:
Quote by DigUpHerBones
Wait... wait...


yes, I've definitely done this one before.

No comment
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#7
Pff you guys cant out drink a chemist.

I down pure ethanol

Into a reflux apparatus during organic labs
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#8
I'm not REALLY an idiotic lightweight. It was just an odd day.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#9
Quote by Craigo

I second that motion!

haha

Lets add something else too?

A timeline!










Haha, sorry, I couldn't resist, don't hate me.

Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#11
^ Don't be silly. There was much more screaming in the middle of it.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#12
Quote by DigUpHerBones
I'm not REALLY an idiotic lightweight. It was just an odd day.


That's now what I heard
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#14
Quote by Kensai
That's now what I heard

Kensai, you coming too?
Just hop on a ferry to Newcastle/North Shields.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#15
It doesn't mean I'm a lightweight, it just means I had an idiotic lapse, m'dear.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#16
Quote by Craigo
That's what I saw

Who did you throw up on again Katherine? Who carried you onto a medics bed again, Katherine?

LoL!

Oh the memories.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#18
Quote by Kingyem0c0re

Oh the memories.


I have none.

Three quarters of a bottle of vodka straight, jager, wine, JD and whatever within the space of about half an hour, I don't believe counts as light, just extremely idiotic
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#19
Quote by DigUpHerBones
I have none.

Three quarters of a bottle of vodka straight, jager, wine, JD and whatever within the space of about half an hour, I don't believe counts as light, just extremely idiotic


Sorry.



Edit:

Sorry again?

Haha.

It was a bit silly :/

Everyone has done it though, don't worry, your not the first to do it and you'll not be the last.

Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
Last edited by Kingyem0c0re at Nov 15, 2008,
#20
Quote by DigUpHerBones
I have none.

Three quarters of a bottle of vodka straight, jager, wine, JD and whatever within the space of about half an hour, I don't believe counts as light, just extremely idiotic

It wasn't half an hour, but still, point made
#21
Quote by Craigo
That's what I saw

Who did you throw up on again Katherine? Who carried you onto a medics bed again, Katherine?


Sounds like there's more to this story than I've heard!

Quote by Kingyem0c0re
Kensai, you coming too?
Just hop on a ferry to Newcastle/North Shields.


I would, but it's kinda pricey
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#22
Quote by Craigo
It wasn't half an hour, but still, point made


Well it wasn't exactly a long, slow evening

But yes. I have taken back the teeniest smidgen of pride.

It is, of course, the only bit of pride that matters.

EDIT: and I'm now allergic to mexican style hot burger sauce!
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#23
Quote by Craigo
It wasn't half an hour, but still, point made

It was clocking up about 40 minutes...

It was ridiculous, haha.

We should of went on the rides after.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#25
Quote by DigUpHerBones
Well it wasn't exactly a long, slow evening

But yes. I have taken back the teeniest smidgen of pride.

It is, of course, the only bit of pride that matters.

Fuck pride.

Hell, after what you heard on skype the other night as well...

#26
Quote by Kingyem0c0re

We should of went on the rides after.


I wanted to go on those rides! Was it Roxy who didn't, or Craig?

Quote by Craigo
Fuck pride.

Hell, after what you heard on skype the other night as well...



*hugs*

Pride of drinking ability is the only kind of pride.
Other than gay pride. But shush now.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#27
Quote by Kensai
Sounds like there's more to this story than I've heard!

You have no idea



Quote by Kensai
I would, but it's kinda pricey

Is it that bad?
I can get the ferry to Sweeden/Finland/Scandinavia (sp?)
for around £40 return.

Edit:
Quote by DigUpHerBones
I wanted to go on those rides! Was it Roxy who didn't, or Craig?


*hugs*

Pride of drinking ability is the only kind of pride.
Other than gay pride. But shush now.

You weren't in a fit enough state to make a decision nevermind go on a ride
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#28
Quote by DigUpHerBones
I wanted to go on those rides! Was it Roxy who didn't, or Craig?

Roxy has a fear of rides, and myself as well (I get panic attacks sometimes). I think I declined on the basis that I had no money though, even though Roxy wouldn't of full stop.

Anyhoo, moving back on track...
#29
I still want to go on fairground rides with you two some time
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#30
Woohoo, Marston's Pedigree! The official beer of cricket, although I'm watching The Omen. I hope you have a good piss up, I hope you don't get ravaged by a sloshed polar bear Kingem0c0re.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#32
Quote by Craigo
Another woman violated me though whilst I slept


*doesn't hug*

Lolz
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#33
Quote by DigUpHerBones
I still want to go on fairground rides with you two some time

On that!

I'm planning on doing a UK tour this Feb with my best mate Anna if you want to meet up then. Any where to sleep would be amazing
#34
Quote by DigUpHerBones
*doesn't hug*

Lolz

Don't worry, he secretly enjoyed it, we were talking about it the other night!

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Woohoo, Marston's Pedigree! The official beer of cricket, although I'm watching The Omen. I hope you have a good piss up, I hope you don't get ravaged by a sloshed polar bear Kingem0c0re.

If Steve Irwin can swim with Stingrays and survive, I'm sure I can wrestly a Polar Bear full of drink and win...

Wait a second...


Quote by Craigo
On that!

I'm planning on doing a UK tour this Feb with my best mate Anna if you want to meet up then. Any where to sleep would be amazing

Don't forget me either
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#35
Quote by Craigo
On that!

I'm planning on doing a UK tour this Feb with my best mate Anna if you want to meet up then. Any where to sleep would be amazing


Was it Anna who violated you?

Sure, I'll book you a room.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#36
Depending on the day it may be interesting to get drunk with a bunch of people I've never met before

Mebbeh.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#38
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Depending on the day it may be interesting to get drunk with a bunch of people I've never met before

Mebbeh.

It doesn't get any better than me, Craigo & Kath...
Epic story should be told in it's full scale.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#39
Quote by Kingyem0c0re
It doesn't get any better than me, Craigo & Kath...
Epic story should be told in it's full scale.

Plus a handul of others, but they're not cool ass UGers like us.

...

That's probably an oxymoron...
#40
Quote by Craigo
For both of us? You serious?



Well I can ask my parents if they wouldn't mind some people sleeping in the sitting room for a night, and me mam's met you, I'm sure she wouldn't. If not I have mates with houses which have perfectly good rooms and people in them. Don't mind Greek hippies?

Quote by Kingyem0c0re
It doesn't get any better than me, Craigo & Kath...
Epic story should be told in it's full scale.


No.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
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