#1
Whats the worst thing u have done for money??
I ate a snowcone for 100 quid,well not all of it,i bite and threw up!
#3
Sucked some sea men out of a hose.
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#4
I drank a sun drop (drink that no one knows of, seeing its only sold in North Carolina and south Virginia) that also had pepper, mayo, ketchup, and salt in it.

I got 5 dollars and a terrible stomach ache.
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#7
Stole my neighbors beloved dog and waited for the "lost dog, reward" signs to appear so i could return it.

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#8
I was going to say your mom, but 67_67 already inb4'd

So, your grandmother.
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#11
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I drank a sun drop (drink that no one knows of, seeing its only sold in North Carolina and south Virginia) that also had pepper, mayo, ketchup, and salt in it.

I got 5 dollars and a terrible stomach ache.


sun drop's only sold here? thats nuts.
edit: you sir are a lier, it's sold many places.


i drank a similar mix but it was with sierra mist. ketchup, mayo, texas pete, soy sauce, and crumbled, soggy potato chips. the mayo's the worst part b/c it globs together, and once you drink the shit, all you have is nasty blobs of mayo at the bottom. *pukes*
#12
i raped a girl

easiest 6 bucks ever
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#13
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i raped a girl


And i liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick?
#14
I was at a pizza hut, so we got some ice cream, then put ALL the extras on it, sweets, spices, salt etc.

I ate it.

I puked in the bowl.
#15
My friend and I had a who could eat more gummi candy we spilled on the wet parking lot contest. in the end, we were using puddles as dipping sauce and stuff like that... Oddly enough, neither of us got sick and I won
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#16
Quote by stilt37
sun drop's only sold here? thats nuts.
edit: you sir are a lier, it's sold many places.




well i only see it over here, i know they dont sell it out west, one of my cousins who i only see once a year said that it isnt sold where they live in wyoming, or california.

where else is it sold though?
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

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^Fail^
#17
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Stole my neighbors beloved dog and waited for the "lost dog, reward" signs to appear so i could return it.



hahahaha Oh my god that is so horrible but soooo genius at the same time.
#19
assassination
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This man is right.


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#20
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well i only see it over here, i know they dont sell it out west, one of my cousins who i only see once a year said that it isnt sold where they live in wyoming, or california.

where else is it sold though?


wikipedia says:

Sun Drop has maintained extraordinary popularity in the rural/suburban area surrounding St. Louis, including central-western Missouri counties and many of the smaller towns and villages of Madison County, Illinois, but generally not including St. Louis County or St. Louis itself. Other pockets of popularity include the Carolinas, rural areas in the Southside area of Virginia, (Southampton County in particular), the Jackson Purchase area of western Kentucky, south-central and northeastern Wisconsin, the Tennessee Valley areas of Middle Tennessee and North Alabama, and west central Minnesota. However, the drink remains relatively unknown in most of the United States


im shocked more ppl dont know it. its my favorite drink when im stoned
#21
I licked this weird guy's face. I was drunk and didn't even get much money, it was disgusting. I had a tounge infection shortly afterwards, probably unrelated but I blame that weird guy.
#23
the rednecks here love it

I like it too, although I am no redneck

and yes it is a great drink when stoned

edit: refering to stilt37's post
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

1-Bloodavian 0-Forkman.

^Fail^
#25
i let an old lady lick my hemorrhoid-riddled ass once. my buddy gave her $3.50.

oh how clever am i
#26
I placed a Listerine breath strip on my eye for $1.

Do I win?
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#27
I killed a drifter.


Got $75 out of it.


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#28
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#29
Prostitution. Serious. I *****d myself out to two fat chicks once for $120. Between them. It was like getting pile-driven by elephants.
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#30
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Stole my neighbors beloved dog and waited for the "lost dog, reward" signs to appear so i could return it.


DUDE! That's brilliant! I would call that the best way to make money.
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#31
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Stole my neighbors beloved dog and waited for the "lost dog, reward" signs to appear so i could return it.



I lol'd


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#33
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Prostitution. Serious. I *****d myself out to two fat chicks once for $120. Between them. It was like getting pile-driven by elephants.


win
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

1-Bloodavian 0-Forkman.

^Fail^
#34
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#35
I had my friend snort lead and granite rock/powder. My other friend and I gave him a dollar fifty for that.
#37
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Whats the worst thing u have done for money??
I ate a snowcone for 100 quid,well not all of it,i bite and threw up!

I see no problem here.