#2
Gay
Moist
Pete
Drunk
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#5
hello i am...sofa king we todd did....i know old but still funny non the less >__>
#8
"Hung like an ox"
-Guitar Gear-
1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#9
Cross out these names: Jake, Fred, Sara, Ahmet

Then write underneath: Schizophrenic.
#13
Quote by TimboSlice
Cross out these names: Jake, Fred, Sara, Ahmet

Then write underneath: Schizophrenic.

+1
funniest reasonable answer so far
My Gear:
Fender '72 Tele Thinline Deluxe Reissue
Vox Night Train 15W
#14
Your Worst Nightmare
A Serial Rapist
Going To Torture You
Looking At Your Remains
A Biscuit ololol

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#16


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#19
None as this joke has been wore out long ago.

UG Mods really have no sense of humour.....

#21
boba fett
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

Quote by geetarguy13

I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#22
staring at your boobs
lost
talking to you
a sticker on this guys shirt
hungry
not here to socialize
looking for the bathroom
having sex with your mom on the weekends
undecided
starting threads on UG
sticky on one side
with stupid
going on and on and on and this is as good a time as any to stop
#24
Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#25
Pat Mcgroin
Electric Guitars Samick Torino,Jay Turser warlord, Jay turser jt-xg2( thats a double neck) New york pro Strat copy Acoustics Ibanez pf , new york pro and 3 nylons from the 70's
#28
Not drunk.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#29
Quote by TimboSlice
Cross out these names: Jake, Fred, Sara, Ahmet

Then write underneath: Schizophrenic.


1337
Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#32
"an AIDS victim"

then go stabbing people with a syringe full of your blood
#34
mr right
Accepting no constraints from without, we countenanced none within ourselves, either, and found that the world opened before us like the petals of a rose. ~ CrimethInc.