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The Two Lighters
16 7%
The Hunting Knife
209 93%
Voters: 225.
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#1
I was thinking about this, and lets ee if the pit has any commen sense


Now what im about to say might sound weird but bare with me

Alright, imagine your stuck on the moon and there are edible (raw) aliens running around which you have to catch and eat in order to survive, NASA or whatever is sending another ship to pick you up in two weeks, from your crash all you could salvage was ExACTLY enough oxygen for 2 weeks,a couple water bottles, your space suit can stand the temperature on the moon and you could also bring eaither a hunting knife or 2 lighters.

Now answer the poll, do you bring the knife or the fire

And explain why you would pick one and why you wouldnt pick the other

EDIT: i forgot the poll last time


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#6
is this supposed to be about everyone's love for knives, or the lack of oxygen on the moon?
#7
The hunting knife so I can stab the TS over and over again.
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lol....thread title...again.


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#9
Im no genious but i do not believe you can use lighters in the space due to the unnificent amount of oxygen.

lol i made a complicated sentence.
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#10
Oh my giddiant, do you not learn or something. Common, not commen.

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#11
The Knife.

Theres no oxygen on the moon...so the flames would just go out immediatly.

...and how big are these aliens??
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#12
The knife because fire won't work without oxygen which isn't present on the moon. Although I don't see why you'd need either a knife or a lighter on the moon. EDIT: Skimmed over it, missed the aliens bit. That's retarded.
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#13
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Im no genious but i do not believe you can use lighters in the space due to the unnificent amount of oxygen.

lol i made a complicated sentence.


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#16
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The Knife.

Theres no oxygen on the moon...so the flames would just go out immediatly.

...and how big are these aliens??

No.... there just wouldn't be a flame in the first place.
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#18
This was pretty obvious...
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#19
well, the lighters wouldn't work , not enough oxygen , and even if i caught an alien with a knife i couldn't eat it because as soon as i lifted my visor up, i'm pretty sure i'd die?
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#20
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lol....thread title...again.


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have you got a book of these or something?
#22
I don't want to give away why I voted for the knife, haha.

Edit: Others already did.
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#23
Doesn't matter, without water you'd be dead within the two weeks.

EDIT: I mean there's no way to drink the water.
#28
No way I'll be cutting up them aliens, acid blood and all.

Throwing lighters at them FTW.
#29
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OP says you have water.

Yeah but you have no way of drinking the water, unless the suit has some extra crazy way of letting you. Then it wouldn't matter which one you picked, because you'd have no way of eating the aliens, and no way to light a fire.

EDIT: damn you were fast aswell Delirium, I had literally just posted it
#30
the lighter would take up all the oxygen and can't be lit outside the space suit, so of course knife
#32
How shit of NASA, you'd think they'd speed the whole thing up in order to rescue you.
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#33
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Yeah but you have no way of drinking the water, unless the suit has some extra crazy way of letting you. Then it wouldn't matter which one you picked, because you'd have no way of eating the aliens, and no way to light a fire.

EDIT: damn you were fast aswell Delirium, I had literally just posted it


Well, don't spacesuits have those platypus systems, where you have a backpack filled with water, and a tube to your mouth? All other things you are right about.
#34
I'd take none, I couldn't eat the aliens anyway, and I'm pretty sure that ingesting the water will be hard without my head swelling to the size of a Ford Fiesta unless there's a special tube. TS, your riddle is littered within inconsistency

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#36
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How shit of NASA, you'd think they'd speed the whole thing up in order to rescue you.
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#38
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Well, don't spacesuits have those platypus systems, where you have a backpack filled with water, and a tube to your mouth?

I don't know, I've never been to space Google has though, and it says that some of them have like 2 litres of water in them. Apparently they have some sort of food in them as well.
#39
Thinking about it, why would NASA even give you a lighter? Or a hunting knife...
"Ahh yeah guys, take this here knife, in case you get bored and want to hunt...Clangers..."
#40
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Thinking about it, why would NASA even give you a lighter? Or a hunting knife...
"Ahh yeah guys, take this here knife, in case you get bored and want to hunt...Clangers..."


I would happily pigstick some Clangers. In fact, if NASA wanted me up there, I would insist on it.
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