#1
You alright guys, about 2 months ago i read the funniest thing ever posted by a member of UG. And i need to try and find it again :P

Its was describing all the different genres of metal using A prince, A princes and a dragon.

Eg.

Death Metal - Prince runs in kills the dragon. Shags the princess, kills the princes, rapes the dead princess ....

Power metal - Prince runs in 1000mph and its all over....

That kinda shizz :P I HAVENT DONE IT JUSTICE.

You guys remember or know of its wereabouts ?

GREATLY apriciated. Thanks Guys xXxXxXxx
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male:
" so erm .. wot do you think of bbc1 ?"
female:
" AAHHHH SH*T !!!! SH*T !!!!! "

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HAHAHA ^^^ :P

#2
I remember seeing something like this in the Pit.

Use the searchbar (not meant to be a dick about it)
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#4
* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and ****s her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and ****s the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, ****s the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, ****s the princess and kills her. Then he ****s the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he ****s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and ****s it for the last time.

* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story.

* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to thank the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

* EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him. He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny dork anyway.

* GRUNGE
The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other grungers due to the over consumption of white cider.

* POP-PUNK
The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't **** him either, because he likes ska.
#5
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#6
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* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.


#7
to creeping.death
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nice discovery, sir.


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#8
creeping.death!, that was awesome
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#10
YES !!!!! NICE ONE DUDE !!!!!!!! CREEPING DEATH I F"UCKING LOVE YOU !! x
dude ?? have you ever had a casual coversation while having sex??

male:
" so erm .. wot do you think of bbc1 ?"
female:
" AAHHHH SH*T !!!! SH*T !!!!! "

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Sex is over-rated. I prefer Pokemon Diamond.


HAHAHA ^^^ :P

#11
Getting sigged by creeping.death isn't that big of a deal, you're all trying too hard.
Write your own lyrics or poetry? Post them HERE for a crit.
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#13
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Getting sigged by creeping.death isn't that big of a deal, you're all trying too hard.



i bet he sigs that

that was awsome

edit - he did!

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\ /-~-\ /
/ )' a a `( \
( ( ,---. ) )
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A PIG
\ `(_o_o_)' /
\ `-' /
| |---| |
[_] [_]
#15
at creeping.death! Did u just make that up? That's awesome!


am i trying to hard?

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#16
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at creeping.death! Did u just make that up? That's awesome!


am i trying to hard?

Not hard enough, you spelt two words incorrectly.
#21
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Is this free sig day or something?




creeping.death! you are my favourite user


cwutididthar?
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All-riiight.
#22
i wish people loved me as much as creeping death


might aswell join in

,--.-'-,--.
\ /-~-\ /
/ )' a a `( \
( ( ,---. ) )
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A PIG
\ `(_o_o_)' /
\ `-' /
| |---| |
[_] [_]
#23
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i wish people loved me as much as creeping death


might aswell join in


I love you EMGs_rule


no?
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All-riiight.
#24
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I love you EMGs_rule


no?


hold on billy, we could have some epic meta-siggery going on here if you sig this.

,--.-'-,--.
\ /-~-\ /
/ )' a a `( \
( ( ,---. ) )
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A PIG
\ `(_o_o_)' /
\ `-' /
| |---| |
[_] [_]
#26
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hold on billy, we could have some epic meta-siggery going on here if you sig this.


Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#27
Stop it with all that, "I love Creeping Death"

...

That sounds like some goth chicks poem.


I Love Creeping Death
By: Sara "Dark Raven" Miller

*insert drama here*
#28
Quote by Trefellin
Stop it with all that, "I love Creeping Death"

...

That sounds like some goth chicks poem.


I Love Creeping Death
By: Sara "Dark Raven" Miller

*insert drama here*


sounds more like a Metallica song to me
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All-riiight.
#29
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sounds more like a Metallica song to me


...

Yeah, it actually does.