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#1
Well I read the Twilight novels, and they were decent vampire spoofs (kinda gay but still an alright read), but they should of just left it as books. I've also been bombarded with the movie trailers for it non-stop, and all of the mallcore teens in my area, who two weeks earlier didn't even know it was a book, are going apeshit for it. I personaly think it is gonna suck big time. It's the end my freinds, the emos pretty much owned the music industry, now they've crossed over into the films. Damn......

And now they invented a term for themselves, f u c king "Twi-hards".
#2
I've told all my friends it will suck.

They don't believe me but it will.
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#5
Oh don't get me started, 3 of my best mates are obsessed.
How the hell can you be obsessed by something that's so god damn awful.
they even get offended when you say anything at all negative about it.
URGH
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#6
Im so not sick of hearing about this ****ing movie/book.....
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#7
I find it ridiculous, but also helpful in a sense. It gives me a good gauge as to who I never want to talk to if I hear them professing their love for a fictional character. By that, I mean that I never want to talk to over 50% of the girls in my school.
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Oh don't get me started, 3 of my best mates are obsessed.
How the hell can you be obsessed by something that's so god damn awful.
they even get offended when you say anything at all negative about it.
URGH


Have you ever read it? How do you know if its awful?
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Have you ever read it? How do you know if its awful?

tbh anything as hyped up as this is by 13yr girls is bound to suck balls.
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Have you ever read it? How do you know if its awful?

Yes I have read it, it was possibly the worst book I have ever read.
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#12
I've never heard of it.

looks like I'm the only one, and all I wanted was to be a part of something
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#13
I just watched the trailer and it looks so lame.

Holy fuck! They censor the word "lame" here?!
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#14
I am SO tired of hearing about this ****in book. It's not even that good, it's completely cheesy, it's the most media-endorsed thing I've seen for years, and VAMPIRES ARE THE WORST CLICHE EVER TO BE USED.


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#15
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I've never heard of it.

looks like I'm the only one, and all I wanted was to be a part of something


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Yes I have read it, it was possibly the worst book I have ever read.



Oh, I've read MUCH worse. I will give credit where credit is due, they were decent/fun books.


My problem is that I see all of the these 'Twi-hards" now saying "omgz Et's gOOOna BeZz AweSOOOome!", kids who have never even read the books. WTF?

I've read all the novels, so that might make me a "Twi-hard' aswell, however this movie looks to be one of the worst ever made.
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I've read all the novels, so that might make me a "Twi-hard' aswell, however this movie looks to be one of the worst ever made.

It'd have to be with that plot.
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#18
I thought this was going to be a thread for people who get all hard over Twi'leks.
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I thought this was going to be a thread for people who get all hard over Twi'leks.

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I thought this was going to be a thread for people who get all hard over Twi'leks.

You and me both.
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You sir, are given a ticket for the win bus.

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#22
I read twilight. I actually enjoyed it and plan to read which ever one comes next. I will see the movie but it does look really bad.
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#23
I hate how it resembles the plot from some teenage fanfiction. It's like the depressed ugly girl who sits on the floor in the cafeteria wrote down her favourite masturbation fantasy where she is a intelligent, pretty girl who meets a cute, mysterious vampire boy. Her father, a screenwriter, went to her panty drawer for something to wank on, found her notebook, added some action scenes and submitted it as a script.

That's why I hate it.
#24
I told everybody in my reading class the soundtrack sucked, and they told me that not everybody liked Br00tal DEATH METAL LIEK MEGADETH!!! Im serious

They think the book is good, and I honestly thought it sucked hard. I dont plan on seeing the movie, and I dont have a girlfriend to take, so Im happy!

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#25
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I just watched the trailer and it looks so lame.

Holy fuck! They censor the word "lame" here?!

You're shitting me. There's no way. That's ****.


EDIT: Holy fuck! That is so lame!
#27
i actually liked those books and i'm not a 13 year old emo girl, i'm a 15 year old metalhead. i thought they were a fairly good read and i plan on going to see the movie, i doubt i'll enjoy it as much as i did with the books but i'm keeping an open mind.
i also dislike the way people hate it without reading it because a ton of pathetic little girls hear the words Vampire and Love and act as if its the greatest book in the history of literature, which it is not. But anywho, i enjoyed them, just thought i'd post my view
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#28
i've never read the books, hell i didn't know what twilight was until a couple weeks ago but goddamn, to me it just seems like another one of those trendy things hyped up to teens at hot topic so they be part of the "in" crowd. i'm tired of hearing about how awesome it is and yea the movie looks terrible and cheesy.
#29
I was at the school and this girl was arguing over how vampires are better then werewolves, something about the stupid Twilight books. Wanted to shoot myself.
#31
I read the novels, and all my friends except for 1 guy and the girls I'm friends with called me gay.
I'm not a 'Twi-hard' though.
I think people are getting a little overexicted for a movie about a book that they already read.
It's not like they're gonna be sitting in the theater thinking, "What's gonna happen next?!"
You read the damn book.
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#32
Never...Heard of them..Must be some phenominom American-Side...

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#33
I've heard terrible things about the book, and saw the trailer yesterday before "Role Models" (which was hilarious, btw.)
The girl said "You don't go out in the sunlight," as they were standing outside in the middle of the day. That's not a vampire.
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#34
Words cannot describe how excited I am about this movie. It's going to be DREADFUL.



I used to love the books, but now I realise, they're pretty bad. I really hope the film flops.

That sounded less venomous in my head.
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So it's a film about a ginger vampire and man jaw woman? Can't see how it could fail really
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Words cannot describe how excited I am about this movie. It's going to be DREADFUL.



I used to love the books, but now I realise, they're pretty bad. I really hope the film flops.

That sounded less venomous in my head.

LOL. A ginger vampire. He must be double-vulnerable to sunlight.
#38
After seeing Paramore's new video for this film, Somehow I think I'll skip it, it looks like the kinda film you watch if you're either unbelievably sad, or have to take your girlfriend to it.
never heard of the books either, doubt i'll read them tbh
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LOL. A ginger vampire. He must be double-vulnerable to sunlight.

Actualy they can go out in the sun.
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Actualy they can go out in the sun.

They're not real vampires, then.
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