#1
Okay

so on Thursday I was listening to some music and chilling with my friend Patrick. He likes metal like Opeth and A Fire Inside, and i'm a big fan of classic rock. I put the song Back In Black by AC/DC on and then went to do some laundry while he listened to it.

2 minutes, 35 seconds later he came crashing into the room, knocking over piles of shirts and panting with excitement. I looked at him inquisitively (read: like WTF!?) and he screamed OMG it HAS A BRRRREAKDOWN!!!!
I was like no it doesn't

so we went over to the computer and listened to it, and i explained to him that in 1980 they didn't even have hardcore breakdowns.

So he played me the part near the end which he claimed to be "the breakdown".

I listened to it.

it turned out the track had been skipping.


anyone else have retarded friends like this?
#2
why yes i do
save the mudkipz
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#3
lol i no how stoopid r he.

I'm sick to death of threads like this. Your friend doesn't know as much about music as you do, nobody cares.
#4
I had a friend like that once named Ed. I liked math, gym and spelling bee. He liked staring at a tree. He grabbed a brick and hit my head now I'm special just like Ed.
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#5
Quote by Kensai
I had a friend like that once named Ed. I liked math, gym and spelling bee. He liked staring at a tree. He grabbed a brick and hit my head now I'm special just like Ed.

Did he think he was a piece of bread?
#6
not really music related but some girl i know believed:
that we were building a lift to the moon
and
a whole lot of m&m's were rejected because they had W on them
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#7
Quote by Kensai
I had a friend like that once named Ed. I liked math, gym and spelling bee. He liked staring at a tree. He grabbed a brick and hit my head now I'm special just like Ed.

A classic!
#8
Quote by Tom_hatton
Did he think he was a piece of bread?


He did
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#14
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Yes. His name is Davey, he's an idiot.

Does Davey have wavy hair? Does he like gravy?

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#15
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Your friend is retarded. Why else would he agree to listen to an AC/DC song.

BAM.

I agree though
#16
Quote by Tomme
not really music related but some girl i know believed:
that we were building a lift to the moon
and
a whole lot of m&m's were rejected because they had W on them



Thats not quite as stupid as it sounds. Still a long way off, if it ever comes about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_elevator
#17
i have tons of retarded friends
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#18
I have a friend who says that he's a big fan of nirvana
and asked me when they'll do a new album.

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#19
Quote by paranoideyes
um, this is probably a stupid question, but what is a breakdown?


there's alot of definitions depending on the genre but basically a bridge in the song when it goes into half time.
#20
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Something's up here.


ok

i was lying about him being a fan of metal and Opeth
#21
Quote by paranoideyes
um, this is probably a stupid question, but what is a breakdown?


The music goes slow and it goes like:

dun, dun dunna dun, dun dunna dun, dunaduna, dun, duna duna dun, duna chug chug chug.

Thats it.
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#22
I managed to convince one girl that there was a bridge from Britain to Jamaica.
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#23
Quote by francis_fc
so we went over to the computer and listened to it, and i explained to him that in 1980 they didn't even have hardcore breakdowns.


Maybe but 1986 isn't that far off.

And every kind of music has breakdowns.

Quote by paranoideyes
um, this is probably a stupid question, but what is a breakdown?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Break_(music)
#24
Quote by Tom_hatton
lol i no how stoopid r he.

I'm sick to death of threads like this. Your friend doesn't know as much about music as you do, nobody cares.

the thing is he probably knows the same amount.. just in different styles.. ure friend isnt retarded.. you are for making a shit thread like this.. thinking you were cool, when in fact u are retarded likez
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#25
I'm the retarded friend
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#26
Quote by paranoideyes
um, this is probably a stupid question, but what is a breakdown?


haha
i wanna sig this
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#28
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I'm the retarded friend

Quote by francis_fc
....


Patty?


...

Maris?
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#29
Quote by will123456789
the thing is he probably knows the same amount.. just in different styles.. ure friend isnt retarded.. you are for making a shit thread like this.. thinking you were cool, when in fact u are retarded likez

Thats the gist of most of these threads though.

"OMG sum1 sed hanah mont4na r better dan metalica srsly wtf".
#30
Quote by Tom_hatton
Thats the gist of most of these threads though.

"OMG sum1 sed hanah mont4na r better dan metalica srsly wtf".


OMG you elitists need to get over yourselves.

If you don't like the thread gtfo.

It isn't about musical PREFERENCE< it's about the fact that my friend couldn't recognise a skipping track.

My multis are:

manbearpig_al.g
Pickguard_Ultra
Etudes_Meister
Autumnus
cd>mp3
ralph_wiggum

and many others
Last edited by francis_fc at Nov 16, 2008,
#31
Quote by francis_fc
My multis are:

manbearpig_al.g
Pickguard_Ultra
Etudes_Meister
Autumnus

and many others

Lawl, enjoy your ban.
#32
I can picture that happening with me and my friends.
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#33
Quote by Tom_hatton
Thats the gist of most of these threads though.

"OMG sum1 sed hanah mont4na r better dan metalica srsly wtf".

I know I agree with you man.. just because he says something like that, u think hes retarded.. that isnt true.. hes just not adjusted to that style of musicka.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#36
Quote by francis_fc
OMG you elitists need to get over yourselves.

If you don't like the thread gtfo.

It isn't about musical PREFERENCE< it's about the fact that my friend couldn't recognise a skipping track.

My multis are:

manbearpig_al.g
Pickguard_Ultra
Etudes_Meister
Autumnus
cd>mp3
ralph_wiggum

and many others


You must suck at making threads if you were banned that many times.

Were you even provoked to telling people of your multi's, or is your e-penor that small?
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#37
Quote by francis_fc
OMG you elitists need to get over yourselves.

If you don't like the thread gtfo.

It isn't about musical PREFERENCE< it's about the fact that my friend couldn't recognise a skipping track.

My multis are:

manbearpig_al.g
Pickguard_Ultra
Etudes_Meister
Autumnus
cd>mp3
ralph_wiggum

and many others


1) Look up the term elitist, you're obviously confused about it's meaning.
2) Wtf?
#38
I thought this was actually about severly disabled people in wheelchairs....

*Grabs coat and leaves thread*
#39
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