#1
The thread title tells it all. Last night, me and a friend were totally stoned, and we made about 40 riffs each (me bass, him guitar), and they were awesome! Sadly, we only wrote down about 5 of them. Also, I apparently wrote this poem while high (this is unedited):

Trace it back,
til it's black.
And make it blue
like me and you.

I feel dead,
I'm so far in the read,
I'm turning green,
ripping at the seams.

With this modern guilt,
I feel like filth.
We're never learning,
in our pointless journeys.

The diamond guesses,
send the message.
Just the KKK,
of yesterday.

So like the Nirvana,
of this genre.
We will make history...
...someone will miss me.


It was just me listening to the TV, and writing down anything that came to mind or that I heard, then finding something to rhyme with it. I was starting to sober up a little when I wrote the last stanza, but that was about 15 minutes after the rest. Also, I wrote down random things my friend said, all of which make slightly more sense in context. "Herby, why did you put my semin in the pig?" "Dude, she wants to phone bone you! That even rhymes!" "What happens if you really do give a dog a bone?" and "Along with the tooth fairy?". Also, we tried playing patty cake and got into an arguement over whether or not phone sex counts.

So, what have you done while high?
#2
Vomited...a lot...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
I made a thread on UG.

Guess which one.
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#4
Wrote a 5 page story about a keyboard coming to life and all the keys had symbols instead of letters and fought to triumph whoever was the gloriest of symbols....

I swear.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#6
Whenever I used to get high, all I'd do was beat of and watch TV.

Oh and...

*reported*

...drug thread.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#7
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Vomited...a lot...


green out much ?
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.