#8
hey guys, did u hear?

They invented a thing called the internet! Now we can masturbate to online pornography!
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#9
Quote by flyingmonkey17
in other news, Dinosaurs have become extinct!



Old but funny. Like my nan.
Quote by Malakian88
Oh my bloody god. Imagine if you were a girl and you woke up to find your little brother's friend standing over you with his erect penis on your breasts...


Indeed.
#11
I didn't laugh. You broke your promise.
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
I masturbationed on my bus driver.
Quote by bob farrell
This man speaks the truth. Pleez to be videoing your horrific death kthxbai.
#12
Quote by MightyAl
Kicking a man in the penis just isn't cricket.


No this is cricket!,
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#14
Quote by gunners fan
No this is cricket!,

Yes, kciking a man in the penis can be fun and entertaining. This is why it's not cricket.
#15
Seen it before, thought it was fooking stoopid.
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#17
Quote by MightyAl
Yes, kciking a man in the penis can be fun and entertaining. This is why it's not cricket.


+1'689'234
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Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#19
You couldn't understand him. "Me and my momma, we were harblez and diz guy he didz he waz like a mashed patatoes and he kicked hima nd he fell and I was like hanah montana, I have a doctor, one time I went to the mall, he kicked him in the penis." "Get health care."
Feed your mind.
#21


Classic!
Kids say the darndest things!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#22
Quote by soccermom


Old but funny. Like my nan.

Yeah she's funny in bed...She queefed.
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Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#24
that was alright, not really anything special though...it would have been better if he didn't stutter through the first 90% of it, i still have no idea what he was saying.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#25
Quote by MTVget0FFtheAIR
that was alright, not really anything special though...it would have been better if he didn't stutter through the first 90% of it, i still have no idea what he was saying.


He was probably told to do that, for the 'cute' factor
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