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#1
Okay, so everyone has to have learned something interesting and/or weird from the Pit, so just feel free to post it here.

I learned today that lemons are actually very good for you, besides the fact that they can rot your teeth out...
My Gear
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
EHX Metal Muff
Peavey Valvking 112
Boss ME-50
Holy Grail Reverb
#2
i learned never to take lessons from the pit

also that cumming blood is not as uncommon as one might think
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#3
I learned to stay away...but it dragged me back
Quote by dudius

afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#5
kill

rape

cum blood

repeat
Bands I've Seen:
Ozzy Osbourne
Rob Zombie
In This Moment
Age of Daze
Blue October
Inward Eye
Thornley
Billy Talent
Rise Against
Rancid
Anvil
Theory of a Deadman
Shinedown
Pop Evil
Blink 182
All-American Rejects
Fallout Boy
#6
I don't like most people, and most people don't like me, because the pit is like most people in life.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#7
I learned how to not anchor from the pit, as well as e-guitar forum
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#10
I learned how to use a searchbar.


It actually comes in handy in everyday life.
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#12
fap
need i say more
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#13
the real question...
is what have i NOT learned from the pit?
My Gear:
Squier Stratocaster
Line 6 Spider III 75w
Line 6 FBV Express

Wanted Gear:
Gibson Les Paul
Gibson ES335
Marshall JVM410H
Marshall JCM800
Dunlop Crybaby
#15
Quote by SmarterChild
That rape is the appropriate course of action in all circumstances.

tis true


someone pisses you offf? rape them

you get dumped? rape their family

you're getting raped? rape back
Bands I've Seen:
Ozzy Osbourne
Rob Zombie
In This Moment
Age of Daze
Blue October
Inward Eye
Thornley
Billy Talent
Rise Against
Rancid
Anvil
Theory of a Deadman
Shinedown
Pop Evil
Blink 182
All-American Rejects
Fallout Boy
#16
"Take it to the relationship thread."
"*reported*"
"Fap/cum blood/rape"
"FASTER TOMM, RUN!"
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#18
Quote by MakinLattes
half of the pit:


other half:

That guy can't fap. His penor must be inaccessible.
#19
Quote by MakinLattes
half of the pit:


other half:

So since you're in the pit as well, which half are you?
Just curious.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#20
Quote by MakinLattes




MY Half ....
The Fapsmith is just gross

...Some good jokes.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#22
Quote by SmarterChild
That rape is the appropriate course of action in all circumstances.

i was gonna say that

but yah once in a while the pit says sumthing smart
like when the moon and the sun are aligned
not very often
Quote by element4433
That happened to me once. Then I got in my flying car, flew home and made love to my wife, Scarlett Johansen.


Quote by RobertiusB
I've seen Lil' Wayne do some pretty technical solos tbh.
#23
Quote by MakinLattes
...I'm Columbia.


I prefer Magenta...

...Columbia's voice is SO annoying.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#24
I have learned that there are 4 easy steps to earning profit.
Quote by chrismetal86
Reporting threads is for lame-ass backseat modders
#25
The Pit has taught me how to live a completely moral and righteous life full of godly worship to the pear, pedobear, and i cum blood.
#26
i learned that life is cold and cruel, but it can also be fu$king HILARIOUS. so i learned to just suck it up.

thank you pit!
Quote by Jackal58
That's the thing though. What can you do to a group of people that believe if they abandon their cause they will burn in hell?

yeah imma troll

whatcha gon do bout it?
#27
i learned that anonymity is bliss!

edit: i'm sure that Circle Jerk kid appreciates anonymity :P
#29
I learned that the pit is a liable place to kill time. As well it has taught me to never repeat any sort of saying that may be popular within the pit to real people that do not, cannot, and should not comprehend that which is UG.
Quote by archangels666
Find me someone who doesn't do that and I'll show you a man humping a hippopotamus.

Quote by Vigilantius
High chairs are for little girls. My kids eat gravel off of bare concrete.

#31
Quote by MakinLattes
half of the pit:

I'd like a list of every username that falls under this half please

Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#34
I've learned no matter how screwed I am...theres someone who is screwed harder.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#35
I've learned that sometimes, Tom needs to run faster.
Gear
Shitty Strat Knock off
Epiphone SG G-400
Ibanez Acoustic-Electric PF5
Shitty No-name acoustic
Shitty No-name amp
#36
fapping is the cure to everything

rape is always a viable excuse

the pear is no longer funny(damn n00bs overusing it)

chat is better than the pit
Quote by carmel_l
Frenchy's red.
Finally, true communism will ensue.
I think
E-Married to the very beautiful Epic_Cleavage also soon to be married to Epic_Cleavage, aka the beautiful Ms. Joanna Moore
#38
Quote by MakinLattes
half of the pit:




I call this half.

On topic...half of what I know that is useful, I have learnt from the Pit.

Particularly that rape and fapping solve all problems known to man, that you never talk about your circle jerking experiences online and that cumming blood is a higher pursuit which we should all aspire to.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#40
I learned "I cum blood" gets more laughter then anything.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
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