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#1
I searchbarred, nothing came up. If anyone knows of another thread for yo momma jokes i'll delete it.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
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#2
yo mommas a slut.

....

o_O
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#3
yo mamma's so fat, she eats too much and doesnt get enough exercise.
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#4
yo momma is so stupid, she cant even use the searchbar.....


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#7
Yo mamma so dumb she gave birth to a person like you....

yeah i made that up right then LOL
Im quite proud of that LOL

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#8
Yo Momma is sooooooooooooooooo fat she has Diabeetus.


Seriously though, these jokes ****ing suck and so did the show.
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#9
I'd make one, but someone would refer to my sig and my title would be up for grabs.


Yo mommas so fat she puts her lip-stick on with a paint-roller.
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#10
yo momma is so stupid she, made this thread.
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#11
yo momma's so damn ugly, i wouldn't bang her if i was a 30 rack of budweisers under....


aight caught me, maybe i would
#12
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yo momma is so stupid she, made this thread.


Yo momma's so stupid, she uses unnecessary commas in the wrong places.
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#14
Your mom is so your mom, that even when she's your mom, she's YOUR MOM, DUDE!!!

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#16
yo momma is like the city bus, everybodys had a ride
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#17
c,mon these yo momma jokes are for those **** ass gangsters that only insult theire mother cause if they insult each other they'd get punched in the face...
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#18
How about some POSITIVE yo momma jokes?

Yo momma is so CRUNK, she makes lil' john look only kinda crunk


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#20
one thousand dollars kash munney!

really though, this thread's ****.
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#21
this threads gonna b huge sooooooo
first page!
(edit:G.D. i took 2 long!)
and to make it valid,
yur moms fat n stuff....
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#22
this threads gonna die fast, idk wtf your talking about. Its been done to death anyway
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#23
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Yo momma's so stupid, she uses unnecessary commas in the wrong places.

ha i didnt even noticed i did that...shit
you best not be talkin about my mama like that or it'll be curses for your internets!
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#25
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Yo momma's so stupid, she uses unnecessary commas in the wrong places.



Yo momma's so stupid, she doesn't realise that the word unnecessary does not need to be in this sentence, since it changes the meaning of said sentence.
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#27
To (basically) Quote the elderly Kjell.

Yo mammas so fat, that when she went to the doctor, he recomended her to start excersizing more and try and eat a more balanced diet, because she was at risk of health complications.


bitch.
#30
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yo momma is so stupid, she cant even use the searchbar.....




win
#32
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#33
your mama is so dumb, she needs a recipe for ice cubes.
your mama is so dumb, she thought viagra was a water fall.
your mama is so fat, that there is know politically correct way to say it.
#34
yo mama so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was the new hamburger at McDonalds.
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#35
Yo mamas so fat, that when they asked what portion size she wanted at KFC, she said the one on the roof.
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#38
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Yo momma's so stupid, she uses unnecessary commas in the wrong places.


What about the necessary commas in the wrong places!?
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#39
Your Mumma's so fat that when I Fuck her I have to turn the light off so I don't burn my arse on the bulb!

Your Mumma's so Poor I went to her house & asked if I could use the toilet, she said pick a corner.

Your Mumma's so fat, I saw her walking down the street with a pig under her arm, when I asked her where she got it the pig jumped up & said "won her in a raffle"

Your Mumma's so dumb, she went to the dentist about bluetooth

Your Mumma's so fat that when I fuck her I have to slap her on the Arse & ride the first wave in!
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