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For the past year my cat does nothing but open cupboards. I don't know why, we feed her and everything, but she always tries to open cupboards.

Seriously, I can't go to sleep without ****ing hear a cupboard being open and closed. Why is my cat doing this, pit?
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#3
She's curious, and she likes doing it.
Why do you fap? Same concept.

Just take out all your cabinets.
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Picture, and video of cat must be made!

EDIT:Video of kitteh opening cupboard.
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For the past year my cat does nothing but open cupboards. I don't know why, we feed her and everything, but she always tries to open cupboards.

Seriously, I can't go to sleep without ****ing hear a cupboard being open and closed. Why is my cat doing this, pit?

There's your problem.
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#7
Obviously your not feeding her enough.
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#8
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Picture, and video of cat must be made!

EDIT:Video of kitteh opening cupboard.

I'd probably get a million hits like every other ****ing cat video.
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#9
Would your cabinets happen to be the place you stash your weed?
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She's curious, and she likes doing it.
Why do you fap? Same concept.

Just take out all your cabinets.
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Cat's are curious and like to explore.
#11
A cat's natural curiosity combined with a habit. You're ****ed, that cats not gonna stop.
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Cat's are curious and like to explore.


Just like TS' hand and his penor.

Like I said, same concept.
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#14
my cat does it too. just close your cat in the cupboard for a day or two and teach it a lesson
#15
Hide something scary in the cabinet next time she opens it.
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#16
just be grateful shes not presenting herself you to , then you'd really have something too complain about
#17
Well you should check your cats actions when shes not opening cabinets.
Has the cat always done this or did she just start?
And is it a big or small cat? If its a large cat, you might be overfeeding it, and if its small...not enough, if neither then shes just curious or might be hearing things in the walls. Could have a rat problem perhaps, or something smells interesting in the cabinets.
#18
My cat goes in the cupboards, but she's not capable of opening them.


Does your cat have thumbs?


And at least your cat knows how to shit! Mine doesn't and lets her poop hang off her ass and then proceeds to wipe her butt across the floor, leaving a nice brown skidmark on the rug.
#19
Obviously it's looking for the catnip... Kitty needs a fix man!!!
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#20
Hide in the cupboard and jump out at the little bastard next time it opens the cupboard. That'll teach the worthless pile of shit where he/she should be be snooping.
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#21
Oh dood, like, buy velcro and velcro them n' shit.
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#22
Hide a rapist in there, then when it opens it, have him pop out!
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#23
its because cats are assholes, all of them.

BUT THERE SO WUVVABLE!!!!

idk, cats just want options, mine hates closed doors. When you open it, he doesnt walk through, hes just happy its open.
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#25
Yes one of my cats does this too. It's quite annoying, in fact over the past year i've grown to hate both my cats. Years ago i used to like playing with them and shizniz, but all they do is nag for food. It's ridiculous. One of them even opens the frikkin' fridge to try and get some chicken or whatever meat is available! When i see him do this he knows he's gonna get kicked. I enjoy chasing them to a degree when they cross the line. Oh and they constantly want to be in whatever room they are not in ie, if the door is closed you'll have to go and ****ing open it so the douchebag can stroll out, only to be scratching at said door 2 minutes later. I hate the ****ers.
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#26
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Hide something scary in the cabinet next time she opens it.

It's like the opposite effect between us. I once came home and ALL the cabinets were open.

I started pissing my pants since it looked like some Sixth Sense shit.
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Picture, and video of cat must be made!

EDIT:Video of kitteh opening cupboard.



I agree, a video of this must be made
#28
I lol'd

EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT THE MOTHERFUCKING CAT OPENS UP THE MOTHERFUCKING CUPBOARDS LIKE HE OWNS THE MOTHERFUCKERS AND EATS MY HONEY BUNCHES OF MOTHERFUCKING OATS THEN SHITS INSIDE THE MOTHERFUCKING BOX!!! GODDAMNIT!!!
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#29
Well if you smash the Kitties head in the cabinet one day it might learn.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


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Does this look familiar?

We should fill this thread with kitty pictures.
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Well if you smash the Kitties head in the cabinet one day it might learn.

I know it's sad, but I have.
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#32
No! We're the pit, and we are above such generic interweb humor!!!!
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


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#35
Oh, no, wait. Put an electric fence around your cabinets with tha collar shiat. yeauhhh.
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#37
Put cayenne pepper inside the door of the cabinets, when the cat opens it and starts sniffing around B00M headshot! Had to do this to my cat, kept digging in the fish pond garden we had to put her down recently she was sick and wouldn't eat
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#38
It could be one of two things. Cats like to find places where they feel secure, like high places, for example. Perhaps your cat feels safe in the cupboard. I know mine books it for the kitchen whenever she's scared.
Also, cats are curious creatures. Your cat probably just wants to see what's inside it.
#39
Maybe it senses mice?
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#40
I dunno why, I find this thread hilarious.

The only qualm I have with my kitty is that hes a ****ing fatass and always blocks up doorways in my house. Then I chase him.
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