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#1
So I'm sure you guys know about that crap Gaylight (what i call twilight).
All the girls at my school read those crappy books and even alot of the teachers do.
Well all of the girls won't go out with guys saying oh hes not like Edward or hes not like Jacob. Im fuking sick of it thats all i hear all day twilight twilight twilight dam it my day at school are miserable because in all of my class girls out number boys.Even my girl friend broke up with me because she said i wasn't like Jacob.

I can't even watch tv with out seeing those fuking comercials. I can't even watch the twilight zone any more with out thinking of those shity books.
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#5
Gaylight? Really?

You could have at least come up with something remotely clever. I thought of "Bi-light" halfway through this sentence and you're saying things like Gaylight.

And to solve your problem: Bite her.
#6
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#8
My brother and I were getting pissed of in the mall of america becuase so meany people were wearing those twilight shirts because the people in the movie were there...
#9
Wait. Girls at your school seriously won't date guys because they aren't like fictional characters in Twilight?

Really? REALLY?

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#10
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.Even my girl friend broke up with me because she said i wasn't like Jacob.
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But Jacob got friendzoned! Your ex obviously hasn't really read the books.
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#11
Protip: If your girl is comparing you to a fictional character she is either

A) An idiot. Dump her now.
or
B) she has a point. You could be a bad person.


As for the books and movie, I've already expressed my distaste in another thread. Can we stop these Twilight threads people? We get it. You hate the books, as do I. Let's just forget about it. I'm going to go wrap myself up in some good literature. Bye!
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#12
omg i know what you mean. my girlfriend's younger brother who is like 12 keeps telling me i need to take him and my girlfriend to go see that movie. it really pisses me off i want to take away one of his man cards but my GF wont let me. grr i hate those freaking books i am sick off it.
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#13
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Gaylight? Really?

You could have at least come up with something remotely clever. I thought of "Bi-light" halfway through this sentence and you're saying things like Gaylight.

And to solve your problem: Bite her.

Really, dude. Gaylight? That's the best you've got?
#14
sounds like my school. . . .

just bite her and pretend your a werewolf/vampire and ask if your more like jacob now.

if she doesnt like it, eat her so its authentic. . .


do it, its foolproof. . .
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#15
man i was gonna go see that with the girl i like...but she already had tickets with like 20 pepole...-.-
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#17
maybe you should stop being upset about how you dont like a girls book?
i have to see it next way with my girl anyway, but im not complaining.

speaking of werewolves vs. vampires,
underworld 3 anyway?
#18
When did these books come out? I've been hearing about them nonstop since Thursday.
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#19
Wow i feel like I'm in a cave with no form of communication to contact the outside world. I haven't even heard of this Twilight you speak of.
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#20
I read the books and my fiancee calls me her Edward. So, sounds good to me!
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#21
Your girlfriend broke up with you?
Because of the fake characters in the book?!

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#22
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wow

you successfully turned twilight into hannah montana


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#23
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Why were you dating a 12 year old?


I think you mean why wasn't he dating a 12 year old.
#24
Be more like Edward.

His hands do wonderful things.



^^^ Edward?
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#25
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But Jacob got friendzoned! Your ex obviously hasn't really read the books.


Yeah, I've been broken up with for being too much like Jacob. TS's ex is an idiot. You don't want Jacob.
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#26
I'd start looking for a girlfriend elsewhere because you clearly can't see how **** the girls at your school are. I mean, you're clearly way cooler than them because you don't read the books. Go and find some chick that shares your views man. Don't settle for less!
#29
I read one of those books expecting it to be horror since it had werewolves and shit in it, and it was the lamest thing I've ever read. It just made me ****ing angry, I wanted to ****ing yell at that chick "SHUT THE **** UP, YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO GET DUMPED, GET THE **** OVER IT AND GO DO SOMETHING SCARY". Jesus ****, so ****ing whiny. And the vampires were so ****. Vampires should be ugly and they should kill people, none of that "i are in luvs with a mortal!" shite.

EDIT: Seriously though, "Gaylight"? Are you ****ing serious?
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#31
First off, Gaylight? Seriously? Are you twelve?

Second, get over it. I promise you that a week after the movie comes out, they'll shut up. It happens that way with 90% of movies that come out now-a-days.
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#32
the chicks are truly shallow most of the chicks are extremely prepy or try to be in and if there not prepy there goth or emos or just but ass ugly.
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#34
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Be more like Edward.

His hands do wonderful things.



^^^ Edward?


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This.

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#35
...What are you, like 12?
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#36
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Be more like Edward.

His hands do wonderful things.



^^^ Edward?


+1

I lol'd.

BUT,
Twilight isn't half bad.
It's alright.
Although that's horribly stupid that your girlfriend dumped you because you weren't like a character.
They're FICTIONAL.
As in,
NOT REAL.

And,
as everyone else already stated,
Gaylight??

....
....
....
....
really??
#37
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#38
Werewolves are infinitely better than vampires anyway. Werewolves can probably drink a vampire under the table. And they can probably grill a better steak.
Vampires? They drink their blood or whatever and sit around being pale.
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#39
This book is like ****ing breast cancer. We must find a cure.
We can only guffaw at all the humbug we are told about martyrs.
#40
Does the plot not resemble some ugly, loner, high school girl's schlick fantasy?


"I'm pretty and he's pretty because he's a vampire and he loves me but dumps me and I'm all dramatic and all but he comes back because he loves me and saves me from the bad guys because he loves me and he has nice eyes...

*schlick, schlick, schlick, schlick, schlick*

...

I hate myself... "

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