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I don't know what to say...
R.I.P. Jeb
07/31/08

FREEZER BURN s YELLOWFRIZBEE
#3
Joe Satriani: 'It’s allllriiiight In A Way Being An Obscure Musician'
Interviews: Joe Satriani is doing giggity for Professor Satchafunkilus And The Musterion Of Rock, his 12th album. Mittens, shut up! Mittens, SHUT UP!
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#4
http://www.quagmireit.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fultimate-guitar.com

Although Sublime officially ceased to exist following the death of singer Bradley Nowell in May of 1996, the surviving members Eric Wilson (bass) and Bud Gaugh (drums) have recently jammed with an unknown-named singer and guitarist, who happens to be a Quagmire-sized fan of Sublime. I know what I'm doing, I'm getting out of here! Giggity, giggity, giggity, gone!


...What?
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#7
Ultimate-Guitar.TV is proud to unveil the world premiere of "Dead and Gone" from metal masters The Absence. I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

Epic.
Here's what the critics are saying about Hanzi_G:

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Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

SIG ME GODDAMMIT
#8
This is amazing.
"It smells like semen and Vicks in here!"

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Join
Fight Club
"this is bob, bob has bitch tits"
#9
"Hello 911, Quagmire, yeah it's caught in a window this time!"
Classic!

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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#11
Maximum file size is 2048kb. Tuesdays in the '80s, I was always in bed by eight...and home by eleven! Oh!

4chan.org...

lol QUE!?
You know, you're probably reading this saying "Hey, I'm bored, maybe this'll be funny?"
It's not. Too bad. No, I am not refunding you those 6 seconds of your life. So :P


#12
The web browser you are using is incompatible with Facebook. You want me to drag my sack across your face?


OH LAWDY AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA haha
We can only guffaw at all the humbug we are told about martyrs.
#13
HAHA
I put UG and look what I found:

The Ultimate Guide To Guitar. Come here, baby, let's go play "Hide and Go Anal"! Chapter I: 4 Technique - Left Hand Techniques

The Guide To, by ZeGuitarist

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#15
I did this thread lol

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I once told a Metallica fan I liked Megadeth, and he stabbed me 42 times.
#18
Gears of War 2 may be tough, but we're tougher. So, which one of you wants to lose your virginity? Check out our Game Guide for the best battle tactics and where to find all those hidden collectibles.

http://www.quagmireit.com/?url=www.gamespot.com
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#19
OK Computer giggitied with allllriiiight critical acclaim, and Yorke admitted that he was "amazed it got the reaction it did. None of us ****ing knew any more whether it was allllriiiight or bad. What really blew my head, giggity off was the fact that people got all the things, all the textures and the sounds and the atmospheres we were trying to create."

^From Radiohead's Wikipedia article.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#20
Get Started On MySpace!
giggity for free, and view profiles, connect with others, blog, rank music, and much more!
giggity now and be a part of the MySpace community

Myspace...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, you're probably reading this saying "Hey, I'm bored, maybe this'll be funny?"
It's not. Too bad. No, I am not refunding you those 6 seconds of your life. So :P


#22
Quote by Shard Prime
OK Computer giggitied with allllriiiight critical acclaim, and Yorke admitted that he was "amazed it got the reaction it did. None of us ****ing knew any more whether it was allllriiiight or bad. What really blew my head, giggity off was the fact that people got all the things, all the textures and the sounds and the atmospheres we were trying to create."

^From Radiohead's Wikipedia article.


Hahaha I was just reading up on that album today!
#24
Quote by AngrySockMonkey
The web browser you are using is incompatible with Facebook. You want me to drag my sack across your face?


OH LAWDY AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA haha

The web browser you are using is incompatible with Facebook. Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a Swedish girly-girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?

Sorry, but we're not able to support your browser. You know I love doing a woman in the can. OH! Please try one of the following browsers:


xD
#26
Quote by bigwilly
I did this thread lol



I like my user title
R.I.P. Jeb
07/31/08

FREEZER BURN s YELLOWFRIZBEE
#28
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I like my user title


How did I miss that?!?!?!
Quote by Sonicxlover
I once told a Metallica fan I liked Megadeth, and he stabbed me 42 times.
#29
just a warning
http://www.quagmireit.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.biblegateway.com%2Fpassage%2F%3Fbook_id%3D1%26chapter%3D1%26version%3D48
this one might be a tad offensive...

actually no...

after deliberation, I have decided this one sucked
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
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#32
ok i quagmired cnn.com and the main headline said "Obama to giggity McCain" lol best find ever ts
XBLive Gamertag: ecdeluxe1000 send me friend requests (make sure u put UG in the message somewhere)
#33
I have gained more lulz from this than I have with most things I saw today.
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#34
haha this is f***ing epic

great find TS

lol Facebook is incompatible with your web browser. hey, c'mon, lets go home and "get tender" with your wife

#36
Opeth has consistently incorporated influence by progressive music, folk, blues rock and Charles Mingus Moods into their usually lengthy songs. Well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!

Wikipedia.

EDIT:
Oh god!
Three planets orbiting the star HR 8799 and one planet (pictured) orbiting the star Fomalhaut are optically verified, making 'em the first extrasolar planets whose existences have been confirmed via direct imaging. Dear diary... jackpot!


Science is fun.
Last edited by Renka at Nov 17, 2008,
#37
Joe Satriani: 'It’s allllriiiight In A Way Being An Obscure Musician'
Interviews: Joe Satriani is doing giggity for Professor Satchafunkilus And The Musterion Of Rock, his 12th album. You want me to drag my sack across your face?

Epic lulz

TY so much TS
#39
" 10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called He Seas; and God saw that it was allllriiiight."
"Music is moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, and a gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and leads to all that is good, true, and beautiful"
#40
Legendary, someone copy and paste a porn site translation

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
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