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#5
Believe it or not, I actually met my ex on myspace
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
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#6
In my mind. Because she's imaginary.

And by imaginary I mean complex. Lololololol.
#8
i met my girlfriend through toddlers group. she was attending... i was 32.
Gear:

Mesa/boogie dual rectifier
Fender Telecaster USA
Epiphone Les Paul
Epiphone Sheraton
Jackson KE3 Kelly Pro
Boss Super Chorus
Boss Super Overdrive
MXR Carbon Copy
Morley Pro Series Wah/Volume/Distortion
t.bone wireless system.
#10
A "girl" is a human being that has no hose down there.. that's pretty much it. You never know if someone is a "girl"
#12
By searching deep within my


...


mind.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#14
you must not be in the pit often man.

well i met my ex's
1-she worked at chinese restaurant
2- became friends online
#15
weve been going out for 3 years

she used to make stickers and pins for my old band

one day before we went to class we just went for a kiss at the same time the rest is history

oh to be young and in love........
#16
Quote by heavenbesideyou
Believe it or not, I actually met my ex on myspace



No need to even ask why she's your ex after you told how you met
#17
lol facebook its kinda embarresing telling people i meet mygirlfriend online lol
SKY BLUE TEAM OWNS ALL (If we still exsited)
#19
Quote by Eminored
She was kinda attached to my wrist.

In reference to your sig, how is my guitar supposed to stand in the kitchen and make me a sandwich?
#20
Quote by InvaderTSN
In my mind. Because she's imaginary.

And by imaginary I mean complex. Lololololol.

lololololololol
#21
Playing league volleyball
I've bought, sold, and traded more gear than I care to admit.
#22
i met her in science 2 years ago. we started going out 4 weeks ago. i got dumped 2 weeks ago.
#23
Quote by 1337guitarplayr
Yeah, I'm just bored so getting this up. How did you meet and become girlfriend & boyfriend?
You lost me there.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#24
In my Imagination. They're not as bitchy when they're all in your head.
#25
Quote by heaven's gate
lololololololol


*e-fives for getting the terrible math joke*
#26
Well.
I met her through various art club meetings, and things like that..

and we starting dating.. last night
#27
her boyfriend was christian and was annoying me so i kissed him..... a month later and she was mine.
#29
Quote by heavenbesideyou
Believe it or not, I actually met my ex on myspace



Did she look good for a 40-year old man?
Quote by dudius

afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#32
Quote by VanadiumLG
her boyfriend was christian and was annoying me so i kissed him..... a month later and she was mine.


I dun c wat u did thar..

...
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

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+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#33
Quote by VanadiumLG
her boyfriend was christian and was annoying me so i kissed him..... a month later and she was mine.

um...?
#36
I didn't.
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#37
At a giant AIDS Russian Roulette orgy party.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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#39
I met my ex through her sister. The ex then started swooning over me, and at first I didn't care. She dragged me to church with her, though, and made some moves, so I was like " 'Kay."
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