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#3
There are 13 ninjas in this thread.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#6
Why bother with trying to be a ninja when pirates are so much cooler.
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#8
Tell that to the ASK A NINJA guy...

Honestly though, I understand, the closest you can get would be winning ninja warrior.
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#9
Quote by Jackal58
Why bother with trying to be a ninja when pirates are so much cooler.


ninja>pirate.

Its math, theres nothing your logic can do to argue it. Besides, a boat full of pirates would be dead before they even knew the ninjas were there.
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#11
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ninja>pirate.

Its math, theres nothing your logic can do to argue it. Besides, a boat full of pirates would be dead before they even knew the ninjas were there.



ninjas murder pirates with frozen plants. true story.

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#12
you could learn ninjitsu, then you're technically a ninja even if you dont wear the cool outfit
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#13
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Why bother with trying to be a ninja when pirates are so much cooler.



try tell us that when all the pirates are dead cuz of ninjas
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#14
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you could learn ninjitsu, then you're technically a ninja even if you dont wear the cool outfit

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#15
Why don't you all get jobs/lives instead of pretending to ninjas and pirates.
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#16
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Why don't you all get jobs/lives instead of pretending to ninjas and pirates.



who says we cant do both?

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#17
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#18
what if my job is a Pirate Ninja?
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#20
Being a ninja requires discipline and training.

Being a pirate, however, requires drinking a lot and being a bastard.

You decide...
#21
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Why don't you all get jobs/lives instead of pretending to ninjas and pirates.

I got a job you butt pirate.

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Being a ninja requires discipline and training.

Being a pirate, however, requires drinking a lot and being a bastard.

You decide...

I must be a level 99 pirate.
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#22
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Why bother with trying to be a ninja when pirates are so much cooler.

Yes.

Yes yes yes yes yes.


What's so cool about ninjas anyway? They get to wear black clothing, hide in the dark and stab people. Where's the fun? Pirates can go sailing and drink rum and beer all day. How in hell can you NOT want to do that instead?

Ninjas might be better fighters, but they ain't got sh*t on pirate lifestyle.


/serious post
#24
Quote by Jackal58


I must be a level 99 pirate.


I would pwn you in Pirate skills.
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#25
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Why don't you all get jobs/lives instead of pretending to ninjas and pirates.

why don't you pretend to be a ninja or pirate instead of having a job/life.
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#26
well, you can be a ninja through the likes of ninja gaiden. i promise you will feel like a real asshole when you play it.
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#27
Vikings destroy both ninjas and pirates.

There is no contest.
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#28
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I would pwn you in Pirate skills.

If the above statement in regards to the skills required to be a pirate (Drinking and being a bastard) is true, you have no chance.
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#29
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Vikings destroy both ninjas and pirates.

There is no contest.


Vikings are like uber-pirates tho.
#30
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Vikings are like pussy-pirates tho.

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#32
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Shuriken'd!

those seem difficult to throw quickly, you'd prolly cut your hand.

Pfffftttt
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#34
Well, you could go to a ninjutsu school for years, assuming you have some talent in acrobatics.

And have good equipment like this.
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#35
Pirates aren't bitch slapped by samurai, require no training or educations, drink constantly, and kidnap/rape hot chicks.

arr!
#36
Quote by gizmodious
ninja>pirate.

Its math, theres nothing your logic can do to argue it. Besides, a boat full of pirates would be dead before they even knew the ninjas were there.



space pirate > ninja

#37
When my friend was upset I did the t-shirt ninja thing on webcam for her and it made her laugh, she 'prt scr'd' it and the photos are on bebo somewhere, if I knew how to post pictures here I would do it.
#38
No, but it bothers me that I can't be Batman, so potato tomato really.
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#39
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Vikings destroy both ninjas and pirates.

There is no contest.

No they wouldn't. Vikings would have great difficulty boarding a pirate ship with it's high sides. Plus, it's cannon would annihilate most of their longboats before they got close. Then, while fighting on he deck, the pirates would have advantage with their flintlock pistols and blunderbusses.
#40
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ninjas murder pirates with frozen plants. true story.

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