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#1
So me and my friends made this bet and who doesn`t masturbate for the longest wins $200. So i need some tips to win. Please help me pit.
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Your first mistake was getting a Chinese lady to cut your hair.

Your second mistake was getting someone who doesn't speak English to cut your hair.

Your third mistake was listening to your dicklock parents.

#4
How are they gonna know if you're masturbating or not?

That is possibly the most stupid bet evaar


Just say you didnt.... and win?
#5
Quote by sam b
How are they gonna know if you're masturbating or not?

That is possibly the most stupid bet evaar


Just say you didnt.... and win?

Simple. Steel, un-re-lockable penis containers. Duh...
#6
Quote by sam b
How are they gonna know if you're masturbating or not?

That is possibly the most stupid bet evaar


Just say you didnt.... and win?

/thread
#8
Quote by sam b
How are they gonna know if you're masturbating or not?

That is possibly the most stupid bet evaar


Just say you didnt.... and win?

Code of honor my friend, code of honor.
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Your first mistake was getting a Chinese lady to cut your hair.

Your second mistake was getting someone who doesn't speak English to cut your hair.

Your third mistake was listening to your dicklock parents.

#9
Quote by herby190
Simple. Steel, un-re-lockable penis containers. Duh...


Ah yeah, of course. How stupid of me to forget about the many steel, un-re-lockable penis containers on the market
#10
Quote by sam b

Ah yeah, of course. How stupid of me to forget about the many steel, un-re-lockable penis containers on the market

Go google "Male Chastity Belt".
#11
Quote by hey_ugly
Code of honor my friend, code of honor.

and you believe in it that much that you're willing to possibly lose $200 because your friend could/most likely will lie
#14
Quote by herby190
Simple. Steel, un-re-lockable penis containers. Duh...




sigged.
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Your first mistake was getting a Chinese lady to cut your hair.

Your second mistake was getting someone who doesn't speak English to cut your hair.

Your third mistake was listening to your dicklock parents.

#15
don't look at porn?
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
Taking an Internet break for a while, will come on when I can.
#16


Enjoy
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#17
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*pics*


BANHAMMER

its coming your way
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Cause there music is heavy.


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#18
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Code of honor my friend, code of honor.


really? are you that naive? Your friend will keep denying it since there is $200 in the line. ****, for that I'd deny it as long as I possibly could.
#20
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There you go! I hope that helps!

I'm a kunt!

women trying to play golf and guitar? If anything thats a turn off, I mean where are their spatulas?
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#21
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#24
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Ah, you have the same model as I. Great minds and all that


It must be a Northern thing, can Southern people really reach such levels of awe-inspiration?
Call me Callum

Current gear - 06 MIM Strat, '02 Epiphone Les Paul, Peavey Rockingham, Tanglewood TF8, BLACKSTAR★ HT-5 Combo, EHX Holy Grail, Boss DS-1, Arion SFL-1

Newcastle (and Port Vale)
#25
[quote="gunners



There you go! I hope that helps!

I'm a kunt!
that one is just cruel lol
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#26
Quote by gunners fan


I'm a kunt!



haha
no you're not cos all those women are grossly unatttractive
#28
you see, all that this bet is going to accomplish, is none of you ever masturbating again for the rest of your lives.
Epiphone: Les paul Custom SB
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#29
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really? are you that naive? Your friend will keep denying it since there is $200 in the line. ****, for that I'd deny it as long as I possibly could.

i know.its just at matter of out ass-holing them.
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Your first mistake was getting a Chinese lady to cut your hair.

Your second mistake was getting someone who doesn't speak English to cut your hair.

Your third mistake was listening to your dicklock parents.

#30
Quote by Phillitalian
BANHAMMER

its coming your way


Why? it's not pron! there's nothing sexually explixid in there! but I'll remove them just for you m'kay!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#31
dont masterbate?
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#34
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Why? it's not pron! there's nothing sexually explixid in there! but I'll remove them just for you m'kay!

No nudity allowed. That includes rears, so take it down or get banned.
#35
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No nudity allowed. That includes rears, so take it down or get banned.

It's down dude! All of them actually

Oh & TS don't forget
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
Last edited by gunners fan at Nov 17, 2008,
#36
Quote by gunners fan
Why? it's not pron! there's nothing sexually explixid in there! but I'll remove them just for you m'kay!


just the first one, mainly because i see nipples, which is porn.

if anything leave 2 and 3. they werent that bad

EDIT:
Quote by tonedeafidiot
No nudity allowed. That includes rears, so take it down or get banned.


sorry to play devil's advocate, but ive yet to see someone get banned for this
*cough* pictures of hot chicks thread *cough*
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Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
Last edited by Phillitalian at Nov 17, 2008,
#37
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Enjoy



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#38
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really? are you that naive? Your friend will keep denying it since there is $200 in the line. ****, for that I'd deny it as long as I possibly could.
thats a double facepalm
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
Taking an Internet break for a while, will come on when I can.
#39
Don't touch your dick.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
does this remind anyone of
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
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