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#1
Hey pit, I thought you'd enjoy this little game my friend and I made up a few years ago.

It's a simple 1-step game:
1) Find a song and replace one of the words in the songtitle with the word Penis.

I'll start with a few Metarrica songs:

...And Penis For All
The Shortest Penis
The Penis That Failed
That Was Just Your Penis
Broken, Beat & Penis
The Penis That Never Comes
The Penis Kiss
Hit The Penis
Penisbreath
Master of Penis
Fight Fire with Penis
Ride the Penis
Creeping Penis
The Penis of Ktulu
The Unnamed Penis
All Within My Penis

I'll leave the rest to you guys.

And yes, I am vastly immature...
#2
The Penis of Destiny


EDIT: First in epic thread.
GO YANKEES!
Last edited by Yanks4Life92 at Nov 24, 2008,
#3
Carry on my wayward penis
Quote by drunkinkoala
you can be jesus.


Quote by Wesseem
most useless response i think i have ever seen on any forum ever.


Quote by Turkeyburger





Lolflag
#4
Black Penis
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#5
LAck of Penis(death has a song called"lack of comprehension)
Quote by gun4hire
ugh, you cant rape someone with a pineapple because that would assume that someone doesnt want to have sex with a pineapple, which is impossible


Quote by Jackal58
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Especially an ignorant law.
#6
Fuck her penis.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#8
Yeah, cos this is original

There's a huge thread which is practically identical to this.
#10
hammer smashed penis!!
Quote by gun4hire
ugh, you cant rape someone with a pineapple because that would assume that someone doesnt want to have sex with a pineapple, which is impossible


Quote by Jackal58
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Especially an ignorant law.
#11
Penis of Destruction (niggad1ck)
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
#12
hammer smashed penis

EDIT: damn it.....

err....

Never Gonna Give you penis
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

Quote by geetarguy13

I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#14
Evenpenis, Penises on Parade, Digital Penis, Closer to the Penis, A farewell to penis, smells like teen penis, Penis, Better Penis, My white Penis, Yellow penis, and I could go on forever.
Quote by Survivalism
The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.


Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#15
Linkin Park album Minutes to Midnight.

Wake
Penis Up
Leave out all the Penis
Bleed it Penis
Penis of the Day
What Penis Done
Penis Held High
No More Penis
Penis Day
In Penis
In Penis
The little Penis gives you away.
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


Of The


UG Challenge

#17
on the boulevard of broken penis'
penis dog
penis(this can be a number of songs)
penis damage
crazy little thing called penis
a penis to love
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#19
Penis Storm
Metal storm - Face the Penis
What Colour is your Penis
Taste of My Penis
Twightlight of the thunder penis
Staring at the penis
Quote by HuckIt
I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#20
One last Penis
The dance of the penis
wait for penis
only a matter of penis
the root of all penises
penis enough
penis attack
goodnight penis
blind penis
the glas penis
penis
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#22
No Penis Over Bethlehem
Penises and Killers
Penis Within

Bury The Penis
Nautipenis
Penises Aside

She Who Mars The Penises of Gods
Turn Penis to the Sea
The Divine Penis of K.

A Plateful of our Penis
#24
The Glorious Penis of the People's Technocratic Penis of Vinnland by the Combined Penis of the United Territories of Europa


I love Type O Negative
And I figured multiple penis' would increase the funny factor to the power of the additional no. of penis'
#26
Chainsaw Penisfuck
Quote by dminishedthingy
It didn't seem possible, but apparently Messiah can spam even more now.


Quote by \Powerslave/
I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


Quote by \Powerslave/
I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


JOIN THE NEKROGESTAPO!
#27
the penis is shining
red red penis
no penis no cry
penis soldier
I shot the penis
#29
the better penis game is the one where two ppl say penis louder than eachother in school er sumthin until one of you quits
Quote by Jackal58
That's the thing though. What can you do to a group of people that believe if they abandon their cause they will burn in hell?

yeah imma troll

whatcha gon do bout it?
#31
sleep now in the penis
Gear
Guitars
PRS CE22
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
B.C.Rich Warlock Bronze series (raffle prize)
Pedals
Crybaby from Hell
Blackstar HT-Dual
Line 6 DL-4

Amp
Cornford Roadhouse 30
#32
Living on a penis xD!!
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Check out my
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Or follow me on Twitter
#34
a tout le penis
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
#35
Quote by eddiethehead888
Well neither one of us was aware of it when we thought of it.

It's still fun

yeah.. its all immature fun

Dirty pretty things:
Deadpenis
Penis' and dealers
bang bang you're penis
Penis thirsty bastards
the penis cove
penis & Milk
Penis Enemy
If you love a penis
you ****ing love penis
penising
last of the small town penis
P.E.N.I.S
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#36
penis of destruction
penis 18
tornado of penises
Penis Wars
penis is my business, and business is good
penis sells, but who's buying ?
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#39
I Will Always Love Penis
Quote by Adam...?
I generally try to avoid being that guy, but I'm not going to lie to you, it's possible that I shit in a friend's dresser once.

Quote by Jackintehbox
Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

I am USUALLY the nicest one here.
#40
My last penis
Penis Talks
Penis Ride
Penis in an elevator
Penis looks like a lady/Dude looks like a penis
Janie's got a penis
Living on the penis
Caught in a penis
keep it in the penis
you could have been a penis
penis in the sky
Dirty Penis
Penis of doom
Penis salad
Penis of the universe
More than a penis
Blood on my penis
A criminal penis
You're a strange penis