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#1
I know this kid at school and he's kind of bigger, but he's nice and I'm good friends with him. Anyway he doesn't get any, and I feel kind of bad for him. I want to lend him my girlfriend. How do I confront her about this, and do you think she'll do it? She is kind of whorish.
#2
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#6
god, you must not care about your girlfriend at all
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#8
You don't need to ask permission, just tell your hoe what you want, dumbass.
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#9
What a good boyfriend. Serious?


You should just take him to a party and introduce him to some slags...
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#13
Screw that, I loaned a PS1 game to a friend once and it came back with scratches!
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#14
just ask him to pay and ask her to sell him some crack.

wait...
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#15
It makes her a *****,and you a pimp.


And a soon-to-be-single pimp if you're stupid enough to ask her.


Tireedit: I thought that last line said it would make her whorish, not she is already.


Well, if she's a ***** and he's bigger than you, and she somehow goes for the idea (riiiight) you'll lose your gf. Not like you care about her much though.

Really, don't be a prick and go through with this.
Last edited by Tire Me. at Nov 17, 2008,
#16
I'm sorry, but I've never heard of a dumber idea.

Put yourself in his place, would you really want your friends to take that kind of pity on you? You might think you're doing him a favor, but you're not. Take him out, show him around, introduce him to a few people.
#17
Wow. She must really be a slut...

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#18
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Screw that, I loaned a PS1 game to a friend once and it came back with scratches!

Win.
#20
No. Your girlfriend is not an object. You can't just send her to have sex with people because you want her to. Love is not a lending library. You are retarded.
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#23
WOW you are an idiot. Really, who "lends" their girlfriend...and calls their girlfriend such a mean name? For God's sake, it's your GIRLFRIEND. Be good to her.
#24
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I don't know if your girlfriend will like being passed around like a ________. (Insert lendable object here.)


CD's! You can lend CD's! I think his girlfriend would love being treated like a CD!


Oh wait...never mind, no she wouldn't.
#26
this is pure fail. seriously what the fuck???
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#27
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+1

Although I don't know why you would have a whorish gf in the first place.
#29
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dude.... whoring out your girlfriend is manly and awesome.


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My advice TS, You should whore yourself out to him, that way you don't have to deal with the bitchy whore girlfriend that no one likes and everyone thinks is a dirty hooker
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#31
You pimp!,



But seriously I don't know you or your girl, but it seems like she could do better than you if you are even considering this!
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#32
this dudes a douche
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#33
lol you admitted your going out with a *****.

What are you like 12? Your going to be ****ing used pussy, big no no. Unless you want to see his face everytime you screw her.
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#34
I have a way to solve all of the potential problems so she won't be a whore and you won't be a douchebag:

Menage a trois.

You'll thank me later.
#35
three some!
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#36
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CD's! You can lend CD's! I think his girlfriend would love being treated like a CD!
CDs are easily duplicated though, so you can both enjoy them at the same time. Women are more like vinyl. You can only both enjoy it at once if you're in the same room.
#37
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#38
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Fixed

My advice TS, You should whore yourself out to him, that way you don't have to deal with the bitchy whore girlfriend that no one likes and everyone thinks is a dirty hooker


But then TS's gf will prolly dump him for being gay.
#40
i lol'd
When I was in highschool 4 or 5 years ago my history teacher crapped herself (she had a problem, she was wearing dippers and all that but damn it was retarded and funny as hell).

You could hear the farts all over the classroom, lol.
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