#1
So, this kid today pissed me off in science by licking Rockets and throwing them at me while I was working. Normally he does stupid things, but I just think this is taking it too far. So, now I'm thinking about throwwing him in a garbage can at lunch tommorow, but he might rat me out and I don't want this to get to the principals. My alternative is to beat on his bad knee, but I do that everyday.
Does the pit have any better options?
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#2
what, is Rockets like your girlfriend or something?

Quote by FlyingV666
So, this kid today pissed me off in science by licking Rockets and throwing them at me while I was working. Normally he does stupid things, but I just think this is taking it too far. So, now I'm thinking about throwwing him in a garbage can at lunch tommorow, but he might rat me out and I don't want this to get to the principals. My alternative is to beat on his bad knee, but I do that everyday.
Does the pit have any better options?


Gee, i wonder why he would want to piss you off by licking your girlfriend.
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#3
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#4
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is Rockets like your girlfriend or something?

No, its that candy
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#8
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**** him in the ass. That'll teach him

I dont think making him pregnant is an option...
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#9
Quote by FlyingV666
I dont think making him pregnant is an option...


Damnit, we've tried everything
#10
Sometimes violence is the only answer.... so like threaten him to stop and if he doesnt then you know what to do..... rape him
#12
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Sometimes violence is the only answer.... so like threaten him to stop and if he doesnt then you know what to do..... rape him

Well, I guess I can try talking to him first
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#13
jesus. fukking. christ. how dare he lick rockets and throw them at you. what an insensitive prick. I'd have to say that the only option would be reporting him to the principal, because frankly, he crossed the line.
#14
Yeah, throw him in the garbage... if he rats you out then tell everyone what a snitch he is. Noone really likes snitches.
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#15
molest him, and if that doesn't work, kill him, and throw it of a tower or sumthing so they can get any DNA
#16
poo somewhere on his person. preferably his face.
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#17
Seriously, what the **** are rockets. Is it some british candy? gawd i miss british candy.
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#18
As long as he's not licking your rocket I fail to see a problem.
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#19
throw knifes at him ?
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throw knifes at him ?


Lick them first
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#22
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Throw whatever you're working with in science on him.

Sadly, were doing biology, but if it was chemestry then we're talking...
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#23
Quote by Jackal58
As long as he's not licking your rocket I fail to see a problem.

i think that IS the problem
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#25
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Sadly, were doing biology, but if it was chemestry then we're talking...

Drink formaldehyde and piss in his thermos.
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#26
feel his penis
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#27
Murdering his family always does the trick.

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#28
no no no. you guys tellin him wrong stuff. confront him of the unfair treatment and then offer to be friends.
#29
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no no no. you guys tellin him wrong stuff. confront him of the unfair treatment and then offer to be friends.

This is the Pit. The Pit has no room for mature reasonable answers. Now off with you.
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#30
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This is the Pit. The Pit has no room for mature reasonable answers. Now off with you.


ok
#31
Quote by FlyingV666
Well, I guess I can try talking to him first

Nope, skip to rape. It's always the best option.

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Murdering his family always does the trick.

This too.
#32
If by become friends with him you mean "Rape him immediately upon contact" then yes, you are correct.

Simply, wait until he is checking his backpack for a packet of rockets, and then become an anal assassin and wreck him.

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