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#1


Yeah, it's from Perezhilton.com, but what do you guys think? Are you going to see Tim Burton's version of Alice in Wonderland?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#2
I think I'll have to.
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#8
Sounds like you would get a pretty good response from this topic if it was posted in the drug thread.
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#9
He looks retarded.

It looks like some pervy 18th century aristo mated with a modern day homeless crack fiend.
#11
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He looks retarded.

He get's more money from looking retarded every once in a while than you do for being retarded nonstop.
#13
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He get's more money from looking retarded every once in a while than you do for being retarded nonstop.


I don't know about that. The government pays me pretty well for my work at the Ministry of Tomfoolery.

I wouldn't dress up like that for the same money he gets.
#15
woah what? tim burton's making a alice in wonderland too? i thought marilyn manson was supposed to release one sometime soon.
#16
I'll definitely see it.
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#17
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I don't know about that. The government pays me pretty well for my work at the Ministry of Tomfoolery.

I wouldn't dress up like that for the same money he gets.

Dammit, you won.
#18
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I don't know about that. The government pays me pretty well for my work at the Ministry of Tomfoolery.

I wouldn't dress up like that for the same money he gets.



Forget dressing up, you'd eat Depp's **** for the rest of your life to make his kinda money
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#21
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+10

I'll join you guys.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#22
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Forget dressing up, you'd eat Depp's **** for the rest of your life to make his kinda money


No I wouldn't. I have something called dignity and it doesn't have a price. If I find something undignified, I won't do it. Depp might not have a problem with it, but I would.
#24
Oh yeah, I'll see it.

From behind my bong.

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#25
Ehhh....


I have a feeling he'll just fuck it up.

He's already taken two of my favorites movies of all time (Planet of the Apes and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) and butchered them.

I'm not saying I'm holding a grudge for those two movies, but his adaptations are always hit or miss. Either you love it, and you think it's a piece of genius, or you just don't think it was the best film he could have done.


I'll save all judgement for when it hits the screen, though.
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#26
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He's already taken two of my favorites movies of all time (Planet of the Apes and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) and butchered them.


He was in Planet of the Apes?!
#27
Quote by Trefellin
He was in Planet of the Apes?!

He's talking about Tim Burton, silly.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#28
Johnny Depp as "Johnny Depp" in "The Johnny Depp Movie"!

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#29
I think he could do this well, everyone is used to the happy-clappy Disney version of Alice, but it's meant to be totally fucked in the head, and guess who's totally fucked in the head?

Burton.
#30
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I think he could do this well, everyone is used to the happy-clappy Disney version of Alice, but it's meant to be totally fucked in the head, and guess who's totally fucked in the head?

Burton.

I know. I can't wait. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, so I think it's going to be great.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#31
Dumb.
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#32
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I think he could do this well, everyone is used to the happy-clappy Disney version of Alice, but it's meant to be totally fucked in the head, and guess who's totally fucked in the head?

Burton.

There's already been a dark, really fucked up Alice in Wonderland story.



And, from what I can gather (I never got to play it), it was genius.

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#33
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He's talking about Tim Burton, silly.


Oh.


While I don't dislike Tim Burton immensely, I find his style... I don't know, overdone. Cartoony creepy. I don't feel anything actually sinister from his work.
#35
I just saw on Imdb that Alan Rickman is the Caterpillar.

This might make up for Johnny Depp.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/
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#36
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I know. I can't wait. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, so I think it's going to be great.

You have great taste...

I'm definitely looking forward to drinking whilst staring at all the pretty colors.
#37
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You have great taste...

I'm definitely looking forward to drinking whilst staring at all the pretty colors.

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Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#40
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Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
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