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#1
So pretty much this random guy messages me on Facebook. I don't know him or anything, but I guess he somehow knows my ex girlfriend (Sarah, in this little article), and decided to message me, I guess, and my retorts. Anyways, I'll let you decide how cool you think this kid is. Any Pit goers experience cool people like this? Btw, I'm Rylan, this guy's Cory.

Part 1: The greeting

Cory Raymond
November 9 at 11:42am
ur a doush bag u have any friends??


Rylan Nitzschke
November 9 at 3:48pm
Who the hell is this?

Cory Raymond
November 9 at 3:50pm
u worst nightmare
leave me alone

Rylan Nitzschke
November 9 at 3:52pm
Then what the hell's up with the name calling? I want an explanation as to why someone I don't even know is being a dick to me.

Rylan Nitzschke
November 9 at 4:10pm
Well I can see you're probably the coolest guy ever to insult me on facebook and you don't even know me. I applaud your efforts. 'Your worst nightmare?' That's real deep, how long did it take you to come up with that? I'm practically shaking in my shoes from that one. You, sir, win at life.

Cory Raymond
November 9 at 4:17pm
talk **** kid u a punk ass bitch u hear that i called u a BITCH

Rylan Nitzschke
November 9 at 4:18pm
I'm actually laughing. Wow. You're a funny dude. You should do stand up.

Rylan Nitzschke
November 9 at 4:31pm
Awe am I not reacting the way you wanted? I'm sorry. I'm just not scared of people like you.

Part 2: THNGS GET INTERSTING

Cory Raymond
November 11 at 2:42pm
U BETTER REALIZE WHO UR TALKIN ABOUT B4 U SPOUT AT THE MOUTH SO SHUT THE **** UP AND DNT TALK **** OR ILL SHUT UR ****EN MOUTH 4 U I ANT GOT ANYTHING TO LOOSE SO SHUT THE **** UP I ALREADY SPENT 13 MONTHS IN CLARINDA ACADEMY ILL DO IT AGOIN

Rylan NitzschkeNovember 11 at 3:57pm
First off, learn to spell.
Secondly, why are you all hostile with me? I never did anything to you. Hell, I don't even know you. So chill out.

Cory Raymond
November 11 at 4:38pm
LISTEN HERE ****ER UR NOT GOIN TO TELL ME IM GOIN TO DO AND I DNT KNOW HOW TO SPEEL BUT I KNOW HOW TO KICK THE ****EN **** OUT OF YOU DNT BE SAYIN **** TO SARHA ABOUT O HERE MISTER AMASING AGAIN SHUT UR ****EN MOUTH OR ILL SHUT IT FOR YOU PUNK ASS BITCH

Rylan Nitzschke
November 11 at 5:05pm
I'll say whatever I want to Sarah. We're friends. Our parents are friends. And I honestly don't know why you have such a big problem with me. Why do you care about her so much then.

Part 3: The Plot Thickens! (He's messaging me right now!!)

Cory Raymond
Today at 3:30pm
IM NOT GOIN TO TELL YOU AGAIN STOP RUNNING YOUR BITCH ASS MOUTH

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 5:31pm
Ha. You're such a gangster. What if I don't stop, huh? Whatcha gonna do? 'Get' me? Cuz you so know where I live.

Cory Raymond
Today at 6:12pm
WE WILL C KID

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 6:38pm
Haha. All right. So you'd to out of your way to beat up a kid you don't even know because he talked to a girl who doesn't even like you?

Cory Raymond
Today at 6:48pm
YES

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 7:12pm
Ha. Hahaha. Ha. Why did you even talk to me in the first place? And don't avoid my question BY TYPIN LIEK THIS MUTHER FUKER LOLOL. Ok?

Cory Raymond
Today at 7:22pm
LISTEN U LTTLE PUNK ASS MUTHER ****ER WAIT TILL I FIND UR LIITLE BITCH ASS. IM GOIN TO LOVE EVERY MINUTE THAT IM THERE SHUT THE **** UP FOR URSELF PLZ DO IT FOR U OWN GOOD B4 U REALLY GET HURT

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 7:26pm
Rightttt...again, avoiding my question. Why did you begin talking to me?

Cory Raymond
Today at 7:27pm
KID SHUT UR ****IN MOUTH

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 7:32pm
*facepalm* I'm just trying to get an explanation. You can stop talking in all caps, I understand that you're screaming at me through the computer already.

Cory Raymond
Today at 7:33pm
**** YOU KID **** THE **** UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE ILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I WANT TO TALK TO YOU AND I DNT RIGHT NOW SO STOP BEING A PRETENDER AND SHUT THE **** UP BITCH

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 7:35pm
Pretender? What the hell are you talking about? And quit with the caps lock, it's annoying.

Cory Raymond
Today at 7:36pm
**** YOU UR NOTHIN JUST STOP **** DUDE

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 7:38pm
No, no. You're obviously deeply troubled somewhere to the point of where you have to take it out on innocent people who didn't do anything to you. Did daddy never hug you enough as a boy?

Cory Raymond
Today at 7:39pm
ALRIGHT MUTHER ****ER SAY ANOTHER ****EN WORD ABOUT MY FATHER AND IM GOIN TO DRIVE THERE TONIGHT AND BEAT THE LIVING **** OUTTA YOU **** YOU AND UR RETARED ASS MOM IF I SEEN HER I WOULD SLAP HER FOR MAKING THIS WORLD WORSE FOR PUITTIN A LITTLE DOUSH BAG LIKE YOU IN TO IT

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 7:42pm
Oh sorry. I thought I'd be tough too and be a meanie-head back for once.

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 7:46pm
Also, go here. http://ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1002066&page=1&pp=40
A lot of my friends seem to like you

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 8:28pm
So there, big boy, how do you like my FRIENDS that you said I don't have?

Cory Raymond

Today at 8:29pm
THERE DOUSHES JUST LIKE UR BITCH ASS

Rylan Nitzschke
Today at 8:32pm
Well, that's what you get.

To be continued!! Should I really be worried? He has no idea where I live.
Last edited by TheClincher at Nov 17, 2008,
#5
haha he sounds like a tool
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#6
lol probably some little 12 year old white kid.

EDIT: he seemed really pissed. what did you do?
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That has given me cramps from laughing so hard. Updates!
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Today at 7:22pm
LISTEN U LTTLE PUNK ASS MUTHER ****ER WAIT TILL I FIND UR LIITLE BITCH ASS. IM GOIN TO LOVE EVERY MINUTE THAT IM THERE SHUT THE **** UP FOR URSELF PLZ DO IT FOR U OWN GOOD B4 U REALLY GET HURT


Apparently he's going to find your ass and love every minute he's there.
#14
I'm going to message him :P
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#15
TS, does he have pics up?
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#16
i demand up to the minute updates. i'm actually thinking about requesting this guy on facebook, just for kicks.
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#17
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Apparently he's going to find your ass and love every minute he's there.


So TS is gonna be ruved rong time?
#18
You have just made my night my friend
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Please keep up updated
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rape him. then wait a while. then fap on him.


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#23
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lol probably some little 12 year old white kid.

EDIT: he seemed really pissed. what did you do?

Haha I don't even know him.
#25
hahahaha! how stupid do you think this guy would sound speaking if he types like that much of a retard? I wouldn't worry, if this guy was anything more than a joke, he wouldn't be trashtalking on facebook.
#26
O SO NOW U MAKIN THREDS ON UG ABOUT IT U FAG!?!? I TOLD U SHUT UR FUKIN MOUTH B4 I SHUT IT 4 U MUTHER FUKER!!!! U A PUNK ASS **** BITCH MUTHER ****ERr
#27
This guys probably a little nerd who thinks his jedi powers give him super strength.
Track his ass down and beat the living shat outta him.
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#28
i say we all add him as a friend.
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#29
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i say we all add him as a friend.



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#30
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This guys probably a little nerd who thinks his jedi powers give him super strength.
Track his ass down and beat the living shat outta him.


He needs to be careful though. If he strikes him down, he will become more powerful than TS can possibly imagine.
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i say we all add him as a friend.

I concur. What's he look like?
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#33
LOL...a pretender? this guy gets his burns from Foo Fighter lyrics?
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#35
Ask your ex about him.
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#37
why don't you just go incommunicado? or block him. why give him more ammunition by responding?
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#38
Funny thread but I think we are missing the most important point... the TS has a really sweet last name
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#39
i say we all add him as a friend.


Quite. Besides I'm lonely and I think I could do with a Man/Nerd/Jedi/ex-con/Wookie To give me some sweet-ass caps lock lovin'
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#40
HAHA
what a dick, keep us updated, and don't worry about it, just piss him off so he hurts himself punching a wall