#1
I was remembering the good days when i was in highschool with a friend i recently met up with again and something came to mind.

This friend once invited me to work at this house for a day it was an older couples house and all we had to do was help move a bunch of junk around. it was alot of stuff basically gettting everything out of there house cuz they were selling it.

so i remember going with him into a storage room to get some junk out and we found this box that said party penis. It had a penis and a bunch of people dancing around it or some crap on the cover. I was like i better run the hell away from here before i get raped or something.

so wtf is a party penis?
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#2
A penis with a bunch of people dancing around it or some crap.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
no foreals guys that looked like some creepy stuff seriously wtf is that some sort of sex toy?
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#5
You yell "Party!" then hit someone in the face with a dildo.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
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And they love her-that she died.
#7
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
You yell "Party!" then hit someone in the face with a dildo.



No it's like musical chairs, except there is only one seat, and it's not a seat, it's a party penis.
#8
I just told you what it is.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#9
It's a penis that causes women to go crazy when they see it and invite all their hot friends over for a huge orgy.

Much like mine.
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#12
''You know what this calls for?......

A Sexy Party!''

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#13
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No it's like musical chairs, except there is only one seat, and it's not a seat, it's a party penis.


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#14
no foreals guys that looked like some creepy stuff, I looked it up on google and it said it was a penis with a bunch of people dancing around it or some crap.
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What was in the box?


dude f'that i wasnt gonna open that. i was that scared.
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no foreals guys that looked like some creepy stuff, I looked it up on google and it said it was a penis with a bunch of people dancing around it or some crap.



There you have it.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
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You win this thread about party penis's
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#19
ok i know thats not a serious answer but seriously wtf are you gonna dance around a penis. are you worshipping it or wtf
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#22
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ok i know thats not a serious answer but seriously wtf are you gonna dance around a penis. are you worshipping it or wtf



sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#23
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ok i know thats not a serious answer but seriously wtf are you gonna dance around a penis. are you worshipping it or wtf


Uhh, you wanna please the penis. You don't worship it. Idiot.
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#24
google it
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#25
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Why don't you go back and ask?
i wouldnt dare but even if i was willing too the couple no longer lives there. did you read the whole thread? i said the couple was moving thats why we were thre helping move stuff.
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#26
idk if this is what you're looking for, but...
http://www.wherebridesgo.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?page=W/PROD/AW-GWDJ1965-00

EDIT: or you could just go for a flat-out penis party:
n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.
Last edited by SUB1 at Nov 17, 2008,
#27
Hmmm party penis...

*Googles*

Hmm here we go: "Bachelorette Party Penis Cups" lets look at this link...

*Mr Garrison voice* Oh gawd...
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#28
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ok i know thats not a serious answer but seriously wtf are you gonna dance around a penis. are you worshipping it or wtf

Don't put the penis on a pedestal!
#29
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Uhh, you wanna please the penis. You don't worship it. Idiot.

I find that if i feed the detatched penises of many random humans it shakes and grows larger.

Then Following that event once it grows to say 7 to 8 feet tall i dance around it with my choir buddys and sing it a song from my DickBible.

OY PENIS RAH RAH
OY OY PENIS WEET TEE TEE TEE
OY PENIS RAH RAH
OY PENIS ... MANATEE!
#31
haha thats some funny stuff
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#32
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Hmm here we go: "Bachelorette Party Penis Cups" lets look at this link...

*Mr Garrison voice* Oh gawd...


And then they fucking complain that men objectify women!
#34
It's a stereo amp, I don't think it's tube. Just use it as a hi-fi if it works.


......wait, what?
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It's a stereo amp, I don't think it's tube. Just use it as a hi-fi if it works.


......wait, what?


Oh lawd, that combo was epic.
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